Evening Crumbs

April 17, 2012 / Posted by:

RiRi tried to out-brag Beyonce’s Tumblr page by unleashing a million vacation pictures on her Facebook page and this one’s got me squinting hard. Is it me (it’s me) or is RiRi bottomless in that picture? Either she lost her bikini bottoms in that shark cage or getting cunnilingus from a shark is a new thing – Celebitchy

Missed opportunity = Emma Stone not wearing a Tina Yothers t-shirt – Lainey Gossip

SPOILER ALERT: The mystery woman’s name starts with Ryan and ends with GaycrestThe Superficial

Whatever the hell Nicolette Sheridan is doing here, I’m into it – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Everything wrong about the 90s died on Katy Perry’s body – Go Fug Yourself

#itdoesntgetbetter – Towleroad

The phrase “nuevo orgasmo” should never EVER be allowed anywhere near Selena GomezHollywood Tuna

A flavorless block of boring dryness….and a bale of hay – Popoholic

The Lohaning of Amanda Bynes continues – ICYDK

Why didn’t anybody tell RDJ that a tradition in Russia is that all movie stars with the initials RDJ must do virgin vodka shots off of their own nipple while completely naked in front of an HD camera? – Popsugar

More of Renee Zellweger’s second face on Harper’s BazaarThe Berry

Drunk mess leading drunk mess – Celebslam

Angie Jo was promoted to Empress Queen President God Buddha of the UN or something – I’m Not Obsessed

I’m mad that they make that toddler Muppet hoody in adult sizes – Crunk + Disorderly

Anti-Beyonce puppy is always telling you to the right, to the right – Cityrag

This will eventually be Siri’s suicide note – Videogum

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudekisisisiwhatever are still farting hearts for each other – Hollywood Rag

The plot of Tommy Girl’s new movie is more of a mess than his chonies after a lunch date with David Beckham – Just Jared

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