Evening Crumbs
RiRi tried to out-brag Beyonce’s Tumblr page by unleashing a million vacation pictures on her Facebook page and this one’s got me squinting hard. Is it me (it’s me) or is RiRi bottomless in that picture? Either she lost her bikini bottoms in that shark cage or getting cunnilingus from a shark is a new thing – Celebitchy
Missed opportunity = Emma Stone not wearing a Tina Yothers t-shirt – Lainey Gossip
SPOILER ALERT: The mystery woman’s name starts with Ryan and ends with Gaycrest – The Superficial
Whatever the hell Nicolette Sheridan is doing here, I’m into it – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Everything wrong about the 90s died on Katy Perry’s body – Go Fug Yourself
#itdoesntgetbetter – Towleroad
The phrase “nuevo orgasmo” should never EVER be allowed anywhere near Selena Gomez – Hollywood Tuna
A flavorless block of boring dryness….and a bale of hay – Popoholic
The Lohaning of Amanda Bynes continues – ICYDK
Why didn’t anybody tell RDJ that a tradition in Russia is that all movie stars with the initials RDJ must do virgin vodka shots off of their own nipple while completely naked in front of an HD camera? – Popsugar
More of Renee Zellweger’s second face on Harper’s Bazaar – The Berry
Drunk mess leading drunk mess – Celebslam
Angie Jo was promoted to Empress Queen President God Buddha of the UN or something – I’m Not Obsessed
I’m mad that they make that toddler Muppet hoody in adult sizes – Crunk + Disorderly
Anti-Beyonce puppy is always telling you to the right, to the right – Cityrag
This will eventually be Siri’s suicide note – Videogum
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudekisisisiwhatever are still farting hearts for each other – Hollywood Rag
The plot of Tommy Girl’s new movie is more of a mess than his chonies after a lunch date with David Beckham – Just Jared