Start The Countdown To Kelsey Grammer's Fourth Divorce
In Chicago over the weekend, a tattoo artist got a face full of luscious gut fur when he inked the kiss of marriage death on Kelsey Grammer's body. The Chicago Sun-Times (via People) says that Kelsey and his child wife Kayte Walsh sashayed into a tattoo shop in Noble Square on Saturday night and he paid $60 to get her name tattooed in fancy font on his shimmy place (aka his right hip). Kelsey was nice to everyone and blah blah blah, but the best quote comes from the 72-year-old memaw of the tattoo artist.
“She (Kayte) was pretty, but not gorgeous, in your face. . . . They were fun. Very friendly and into each other. They were just talking and enjoying each other."
That dot dot dot is Braille for: like the stunning silicone dragon flower Camille Grammer. We know which 72-year-old memaw from Illinois has a Team Camille leotard in her drawer.
Kelsey is a dumb bitch and he's obviously so straponmatized that he doesn't realize getting your piece's name tattooed on his body is like setting up a game of Spin the Bottle between his marriage certificate and the Grim Reaper, but I don't think that tattoo was totally a bad decision. I mean, just think of the precious image of Kelsey showing off his fancy tattoo by cocking his hip while wearing his favorite pink satin panties. Yes, that's what it feels like when your brain jizzes glitter.
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Minus all the money and fame Kelsey has had some pretty f'ed up things happen to him. I usually try to give him a pass. This is really stupid though.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
PU...ikr!!! Lmao @ his red as hell head. So you have to wonder if a fupa fold is gonna cover it after he stands up or is the tat gonna be all misshapen.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Points and laffs at all the dipshits and dumbasses in this thread.
Submitted by ethang on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:55pm.
Name of your significant other tattooed anywhere on your body = your signature on the divorce papers filed shortly after.
ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!
guest 12:51
THANK YOU! He looks like he's about to fucking pass out if his scarlet face is any indication.
Name of your significant other tattooed anywhere on your body = your signature on the divorce papers filed shortly after.
Anyone ever listen to tom lykis on the radio? He was like a 60 year old guy and all he did was talk about how evil women were and how he would fuck a differnt beautiful young girl every night and it was just horrible. Thing is, the woman hating guy had been married about 7 times and was engaged again when his show went off the air. Im getting a Tom-ish vibe from Kelsey....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I hope he's got a couple of extra hips, I think he's going to need them for his next wives.
He is really sucking it in.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:47pm.
never get a whore's name tattooed on your person.
Signed,
Dipshit in AR
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Never get a dickhead's name tattooed on your person.
Signed,
Dumbass in TX
kelsey's a stupid man...that is all...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Is Kelsey about to receive some 'oral love'?
never get a whore's name tattooed on your person.
Signed,
Dipshit in AR
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Dear Kelsey....#1 tattoo rule. NEVER put a ho's name on you. Unless it's a childs name, you don't put your current pieces' name on your body.
But whatever, you have enough money to get it removed via laser once she takes half your bank account. So....