Rosie O’Donnell vs. A Street Preacher
This dark-sided ass video is from the ancient days of March, but it needs to be seen and heard for Rosie O'Donnell's comeback line alone.
Rosie was leaving the Super Bowl with a few friends and her daughter when she tried to pour a little sense into the ears of some young anti-gay Christian fundamentalists. As you've probably just guessed, that went down as well as a coochie queef in John Travolta's face. The head street preacher picked up his OMGIMTALKINGLOUDERTHANYOUIWIN horn and called Rosie an ungodly, hell-bound wicked woman. Then, the crazy asked Rosie to recite a verse from the Bible. Now, if that was me, I would've started quoting the first paragraph from Jackie Collins' Hollywood Wives since that shit is my Bible, but Rosie quoted the "other" Bible instead. The rest of Rosie's fight of words with the street preacher went like this:
Rosie: "Jesus wept" at you, because you didn't get the whole meaning of what he was about.
Street preacher: Go home and do the dishes. That's your job.
Rosie: I'm going to go home and fuck my wife.
Street preacher: You're a pig. A lesbian pig.
BOOM. Sorry, disciple of Donald Trump's, Rosie O won that round. And Rosie won so hard that her parting shot didn't even make me scream out "Gross, mom! Stop!" for her daughter. There is a time and a place for that kind of imagery and this was definitely one of those times and places.