Open Post: Co-Hosted By The Iguana Goddess And A Tomatopeen

April 16, 2012 / Posted by:

My ass thanks porn iguana Courtney Stodden for introducing me to the tomatopeen (ass + tomatopeen = salsa) she bought at the grocery store (probably at Trader Ho’s). But how can she push vegetarianism on us when she’s completely covered in burnt cow leather? HYPOCRITE! Or as my friend from high school with a speech impediment says: HIPPO CLIT! Courtney doesn’t deserve that tomatopeen.

(Thanks, SpottedDogRanch)

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