Evening Crumbs
Nicole Kidman’s mannequin face on W Magazine is a mysterious tundra where you aren’t sure if it sucked up all the Photoshop or all the Botox. – Popsugar
Could be worse. Could be FEZ. – Lainey Gossip
“Are you there, coke? It’s me, Linday. Show yourself!” – The Superficial
Hillary Clinton parties in Colombia and I’m totally disappointed that she doesn’t have a scrunchie around her wrist – Towleroad
Heidi Klum and others teach us how to get nekkid ass nekkid without showing shit – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Poke at me when there’s a story about Prince Hot Ginge waving his gun around, if you know what I mean – Celebitchy
Nicolette Sheridan’s face is looking as tight as her nalgas – Hollywood Tuna
Halle Berry is giving us leopard wearing a mourning veil realness – Popoholic
Are we sure Emma Watson’s just not bird feeding her boyfriend some chewed up hot dog? – The Berry
Okay, Beyonce, you can retire those three blind mice glasses already – Crunk + Disorderly
Demi Moore’s return to Twitter is real deep – ICYDK
Gay of Thrones – OMG Blog
Jason Segel wears his heart on his iPhone – Just Jared
High times at Coochella – Cityrag
Well, dude’s lenses did look a little blood shot – Videogum
Khloe Kardashian has never looked hotter! – Hollywood Rag
I thought mares were afraid of mice? – I’m Not Obsessed