Monday, April 16th 2012

Chicken Cutlets Takes Florida!

Monday has happened to all of us again and some of you are sitting in your cubicle prison looking for a reason to go on. Well, stop making a noose out of paper clips, because there is a reason to go on now that international supermodel and Hot Babe forever, Phoebe Price, is taking her signature pose game across state lines! Everybody on television keeps telling my ass that NYC is going to be hotter than a freckle on a ginger cat's pussy today and now I know why. The heat is rising from the piping hot poses Chicken Cutlets threw down in Miami yesterday afternoon.

Looking like a photo shoot for Chickens Magazine: Swimsuit Edition, PP posed for the paps despite the fact that a flock of raver birds died on her ginger mane after crashing into the side of her head. Glamour doesn't stop for bird carcasses clinging to your weave. I checked CNN and they haven't yet reported on why Chicken Cutlets is in Florida, but I'm guessing she's there on a goodwill mission as the official Ambassador of the Ho Stroll. Oh Florida, you just keep finding new ways to keep your title as the fuckery capital of the world.

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Submitted by soulks on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:40pm.

I see your fascinobsession is still going strong.LOL And she for you ;P

who wears a t-shirt of themselves?
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Paris Hilton does too. I guess these pitiful nothings have to do SOMETHING since time is running out for them.

She probably considers this Pap shoot to be a "modelling" job, At least that's how she will refer to it on Twitter!

soulks's picture

I see your fascinobsession is still going strong.LOL And she for you ;P

who wears a t-shirt of themselves?
she's gained (o m c nugget) weight ?!

P.T.Bull's picture

My thoughts as well. Looks like I have found a kindred spirit here.

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Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:57pm....Be thankful there were no pics from the back.
Gross! while typing that I got a vision of all that cheese back there....

P.T.Bull's picture

One thing phoebe learned a couple of years ago is to never turn her back on the camera. All her cellulite has migrated to the tush. Yes I would hit it, but she strikes me as narcissistic to the point of delusion--high maintenance.

PS. The sign of a true redhead (if you can't see the bush) is the pale skin ready to sunburn or freckle the first 5 minutes in the sun. Either you love it or you don't--because of a certain kinky irishwoman I knew, I do. ;)

Having dated older women I was pleased to learn that older women can have some pretty nice bods. Wish I could say the same for myself... ;)

eseattle's picture

Does anyone know this chicks story? Is she married to some wealthy guy in the industry? How on earth does she galavant around the world with no fucking job? How many dudes has she blown to just pay for her airfare? I wish someone knew her backstory...she is repulsive.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:10pm.
i wonder if Phoebe will hire a hacker to hack her computer and release pictures of her chicken breast wrapped in prosciutto with oregano and melted garlic butter with steamed beans and roast potatos?

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Good lawd no Loopy, more like oven-fried chicken with mashed potatoes, beans and gravy! ;P

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So much wrong here... Thanks for making her famous MK! You have secured your place with the singing angels - or is that forked tails - for that good deed! lloll ;p

*hell no, would not friend or follow!*

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TexnDoc's picture

Seeing Phoebe is like a visit from an old friend. What's with the Divine Miss Phoebe shirt girl??
MK has a little "store" linky above where that belongs!

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by yucko on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:57pm.

I can't get past her dead eyes. For those of you saying see looks good-ish in these pics; Be thankful there were no pics from the back.
Gross! while typing that I got a vision of all that cheese back there.

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Hey, even Halle Berry has a somewhat unfortunate ass.

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Really? Halle? I'm off to the interwebz to see for myself.

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Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:57pm.

I can't get past her dead eyes. For those of you saying see looks good-ish in these pics; Be thankful there were no pics from the back.
Gross! while typing that I got a vision of all that cheese back there.

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Hey, even Halle Berry has a somewhat unfortunate ass.

And lolzz @ Uvy's comment about "Ronald McDonald #47"

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:01pm.

Where's her poor mom? Lagging behind with the cooler and beach umbrella under her arm?
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LOL no shit!
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MickeyHolland's picture

Imagine having only yourself to think of 24/7. I would go insane on the first day.

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PrettyHateMachine's picture

What is with these women who love getting their picture taken? I fucking hate anyone taking a picture of me. What's the point?

loopygorilla's picture

i wonder if Phoebe will hire a hacker to hack her computer and release pictures of her chicken breast wrapped in prosciutto with oregano and melted garlic butter with steamed beans and roast potatos?

SoNewlyCharming's picture

Paleness rules! Eff tans!

BlueOrchid's picture

She'd actually be pretty if she'd just leave her lips and cheeks alone.

mike's picture

Where's her poor mom? Lagging behind with the cooler and beach umbrella under her arm?

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

I can't get past her dead eyes. For those of you saying see looks good-ish in these pics; Be thankful there were no pics from the back.
Gross! while typing that I got a vision of all that cheese back there.
PP is smart enough to know that no real celebs could steal her Miami thunder cuz they're all at Coachella, douching it up.

Mabel Hodges's picture

She has a good figure. She seems harmless enough. I saw her for a split second as a party attendee in a movie and thought instantly of MK. She must be having fun, or why else bother?

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:52am.

Hey!! Completely out of the blue, I can log onto D-Listed from work again!! Miracles!!!

*ba-buttons sweeps work off of desk, jumps up, peforms the Maury "You ain't gettin' any work done today" dance*

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...and just like that, it's gone again. Why does the internetz hate me?

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:01pm.

Submitted by ethang on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:58am.
Bless her heart. I was starting to miss PP and assumed that Courtney Stodden had stolen your heart MK.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That Stodden lizard thing has a new video of herself jumping rope slow motion. She is officially worse than chicken cutlets.
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Jesus, I am so sick of that stupid ho and her pedo creeptard husband.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:52am.
Whamo, supposedly her Daddy is a car sales kingpin and he supports her delusional life
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I was wondering how the hell she does it, I've never seen the paps take a "Phoebe Price on her way to work" picture..EVER!!

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I am a fan of freckles and red heads, but I am no fan of chicken nugget face.

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Submitted by ethang on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:58am.
Bless her heart. I was starting to miss PP and assumed that Courtney Stodden had stolen your heart MK.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That Stodden lizard thing has a new video of herself jumping rope slow motion. She is officially worse than chicken cutlets.

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You know it's a slow day when the best story is the sad Ginge who doesn't know any better but still tries as hard as she can to be someone.

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snowpiece's picture

thanks Uvy and BB, that SUCKS (like BB's vent)

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:53am.
OFF TOPIC: when you buy a new stove/oven, do you have to buy the hoody thing seperate?
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Snowy, yes I think so. I have a commercial grade six burner stove. The hood vent could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I have guys lining up under that bitch when I turn it on. Haha

ethang's picture

Bless her heart. I was starting to miss PP and assumed that Courtney Stodden had stolen your heart MK.

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Snowy- Yes. Two separate appliances.

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If I lost 20 pounds and got myself a box of L'Oreal Ronald McDonald #47 hair dye, this could be my future.

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OFF TOPIC: when you buy a new stove/oven, do you have to buy the hoody thing seperate?

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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

SoulTaker's picture

She has a nice body.

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Whamo, supposedly her Daddy is a car sales kingpin and he supports her delusional life

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

ba-buttons's picture

Hey!! Completely out of the blue, I can log onto D-Listed from work again!! Miracles!!!

*ba-buttons sweeps work off of desk, jumps up, peforms the Maury "You ain't gettin' any work done today" dance*

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

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Also, her vagina looks hungry in #12.

Submitted by yucko on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:40am.
I don't know if it's an obsession or not but I dated a girl who was 6' tall...I'm 6'2" anyway, she was wearing flip flops and I still have the image of those feet with toe hair in my head.

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speaking of our other favorite Ginger who has not had any work done on her face either - Lohan was at Coachella all weekend, hanging out with SNOOP. Claims she was not doing anything wrong, because the Judge told her to stay away from CLUBS, and that was just a music festival!

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When your feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to
But you know gotta let it go
'Cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
Even though this might ruin you
Let it burn

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:13am.

Thumbnail #11 What sort of Dreamworld have I stepped into?!?!

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Haahaaahaaaaa!

Schnikes's picture

She's rocking some true flapjacks under that bikini top, blech! Paired with her pale/transparent complexion, a reveal would be horrifying.

I'm not even gonna get started on that "face"......

Whamo's picture

Without her upper duck lip she looks pretty enough.
She must have had thousands of pictures taken of herself and for what????
I mean what does this woman do? She has to pay bills somehow so...how??

Oxygen's picture

She actually looks good in spite of her obvious insanity. I wouldn't have the patience to tolerate her self-promotion or her vanity. Not only should we look at her in the face, but hey, look at her t-shirt.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:03am.

Roaches
Beyonce's lacefronts
Phoebe Price

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Lmao

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Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:32am.
Ugh! At least she doesn't have toe hair!

Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:24am.
I'm thinking hairy ass on Vanessa or at least back hair.

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Somebody seems to have an obsession with body hair...

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She looks pretty good in some of these pictures.

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yucko's picture

She's looking pretty good for Cutlets.

Hey, you know, if she wants to spend her life basking in quasi-fame, then whatever. She's harmless. Clearly she's making money SOMEHOW and she's using it to do what she loves! I like seeing her on the site every once in a while, just as a reminder that she exists. The only major pseudo-celebrity on the site that ever really got on my nerves was Quween on the Scene.

CheeryBitch's picture

This morning in Dallas my heater kicked on, but it's hotter in NYC and Boston. If there is a Sun God, I hope he melts PP.

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good point, Stan. :)

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When your feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to
But you know gotta let it go
'Cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
Even though this might ruin you
Let it burn

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:23am.

ugh, her second toe is soooooooooooo long, I can see it without enlarging the pic.

Ugh! At least she doesn't have toe hair!