What In The Hipster Tiger Lily Hell?!
Zac Efron's former lip gloss holder Vanessa Hudgens is looking more fucked up than usual and that could mean only one thing: It's Coachella time again! Vanessa Hudgens normally looks like the L train gargled up the worst fashions from the 90s before barfing all over her, but when April rolls around she really turns up the WTF. This year, Vanessa went hard and really earned a THIS BITCH badge of honor by trying to offend as many groups of people and pairs of eyeballs as possible. Let's go down the line....
That headdress is offending her Native American ancestors (she's like .5% Native American, okay) and 3rd graders who can make a better one using an old belt, construction paper and pigeon feathers. That Sharpie bindi is offending both cholas and Indians for obvious reasons. That peace sign is offending Chicken Cutlets since that her signature pose. And I don't know if that make-up is offending Native Americans, ThunderCats or caca streaks on chonies?
The organizers of Coochella need to be brought up on charges for being an accessory to this dumbassness.
Here's a few more pictures from over the weekend of hos doing it right (see: Ian Somerhalder hugging half of his nalgas) and bitches doing it wrong (see: pretty much everyone else). In order: a damn fool, Trouty Mouth with Horsey Mouth's niece, Johnny Hallyday, Jared Leto, Fuggie Fug with Josh Duhamel, a leftover queef bubble from 2002, Katy Perry, Ke$hit and Ian S.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 7:18pm.
Yes very warm now and very little rain...there were some brushfires in Suffolk.
Submitted by megank on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 7:24pm.
They all look smelly.
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Look at them. They ARE smelly!
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heard chicks were in here typing "poosay"... don't mind me, just gonna watch!
OT: you really can't expect this from me at this point in our relationship, right?
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side eyeing you rn fergie - the others i expect this, but you? ugh smh
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They all look smelly.
Johnny Hallyday on Dlisted? I'm surprised it hasn't happened more frequently. He's a hot mess.
I think most of the young French regard him as a joke and a tax-dodger, but he does have hardcore fans even still. He had a best-selling album out last year and worked with some really esteemed producers and song writers.
Looks like he has a touch of the Hep nowadays.
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Poosay has a nice ring to it. Anything that makes you do the "O" mouth.
SPAZ - FUNDILLO is one of my favorite words!
Some people would say, "fun-dillo" instead of "FOON-DEE-OH," but that is a fun mistake to make b/c it is a great-sounding word either way.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
@ CTH - I am in NYC - it was 80 here today and it's supposed to be 90 tomorrow. CRAZY. I actually don't like it when it gets too hot here - they don't know how to AC like the south. And spring is my fav time in NYC - hope it's not skipped!
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@Mike
this pretty much IS open post.
wow, it got eighty six degrees here today. damn.
watching the simpsons with my little men. ( son and dog)
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Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:58pm.
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FUNDILLO.
Never been to Coachella. I REALLY wanna go to Bonnaroo this year. Mainly to see The Roots, The Civil Wars and The Black Lips. If I could be guaranteed the Red Hot Chili Peppers would only play old stuff..not the last few crappy albums...that would be icing on the cake!
http://lineup.bonnaroo.com/
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omg..saw someone mention johnny halliday.i sort of fell in love with his bad ass ways in a movie (imdb has it) where he played a retired special forces guy who avenged the people who attac,ked his daughter & her family. Strange movie but pretty cool..i looed him up b.c he was so suave and not try hard cool. I like him!
Submitted by Dog: "Ever notice how celebrities always inevitably cheapen events and places? Aspen, Coachella, Sundance, St. Barts, The Hamptons, Cannes, Miami. The list goes on and on.
And products. Hennessy, Cristal, Remy Martin."
Yup.
Although I'm gonna chime in about the Hamptons. I have the spectacular luck of having inlaws who bought in East Hampton before it was trendy. Our life out there is completely low-key and unsullied by celebs. We eat most meals at the house and rarely venture into town. We go to the beach or hike and enjoy the natural beauty of the land out there. The obnoxious show-offs are out there, and there is a glitzy scene, but it's pretty easy to avoid. There is plenty of peace and there are very down-to-earth people out there.
People like this = another reason i hate ass to cheek crowds for outdoor music fests. And don't even fucking start me on South by Southwest *sxsw or as some fucktards say "south by..." Ugh. #allofthemdieinafire
SFRB, like I say poosay. Doesn't sound so porny.
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@ TrashWilma
Yeah, I've been watching. Snoop Dog and Dr.De are on later this eve.
I see that fucker Noel Gallagher is being interviewed now.
Coachella has been streaming all weekend:
http://www.youtube.com/user/coachella?ob=0&feature=results_main
It's a shame it attracts people who try too hard. They always get a sick lineup.
When you say ANOOS it looks sexier coming out of your mouth, and sounds sexier, especially to the autoerotic asphyxiation people.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who has an all-consuming hatred for Vanessa Hudgens. I'm sure that if I saw her I'd jump on her & beat the living shit out of her, like bash her head into the ground, she annoys me that much. I hate that permanent shit-eating grin she has on her face, and I cannot get the image of that nasty bush of hers out of my head. You'd need a weed whacker to get through that damn thing!!!
Is this Coachella freakfest just a practical joke on all celebs so that they may look stupid and we can laugh our fuckin arses off at their Grade 3 dress up Day?
"I'm wearing feathers so I'm all hippy and alternative".
What fuckers.
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America.. fuck yeah!
Kesha is starting to look like late stage psychosis Britney before she shaved her head.
The Somerhalder guy is hot.
Why doesn't MK do Open Posts on the weekend anymore? That's mostly rhetorical, as I feel any post can be open post.
Vanessa H. so desperately seeks an angle and/or identity but she is just so dull I can't imagine why she a working actress with all the competition out there. I guess since she started posting nude pics of her nasty self at, like, 14 years old it gives her an edge?
Anoos?
Well!
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I'm not offended by V.Hudgen's headdress. I pity the fool.
UGH stupid whores. You are NOT regular people. Britney is the only rich famous bitch who would use a porta potty (she'd walk in barefoot), so don't even pretend to be "just like us."
Unless you are Thom Yorke and your penis is really cold and you need to warm it up in my vagina, mouth, or anoos, (you don't have to choose, you can have any hole you like) I don't wanna see recognizable famous people walking around these festivals b/c they go to be noticed and jizz over people taking and tweeting their photos, not for the music.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:32pm.
Good observation! I was looking at People mag the other day and they had a photo of Bey and Jay Z in St. Barth's and all I could think of was, if I could afford to go there, I wouldn't. Just because their tacky asses are there! Not impressed. And of course, Bey was casually posing in the ocean for her pap photos :).
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I remember when Diddy got totally shunned in the South of France. He was furious and I was laughing hysterically. No one there wanted to associate with him.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:58pm.
Eeeevil, I thought it was RDJ, too.
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Glad I was not the only one!
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I had no idea who he was until you said.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:58pm.
Eeeevil, I thought it was RDJ, too.
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Glad I was not the only one!
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:18pm.
Incredible the long-lasting appeal he's had in France and Europe as a whole. The French are very *particular* in their tastes. :)
It's going to be a hot mess when he dies, suicides and all. His fans are just insane.
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Submitted by blueangel on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:50pm.
Who is the woman in the black crochet top and who is the man with her? Shiver . . .he looks like he has some sort of skin disease!
Johnny Hallyday, the "French Elvis" (not that their talent compares at all!)
He's 68 and his wife is 37...
He used to be a hot slut back in the day.
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Incredible the long-lasting appeal he's had in France and Europe as a whole. The French are very *particular* in their tastes. :)
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Submitted by blueangel on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:50pm.
Who is the woman in the black crochet top and who is the man with her? Shiver . . .he looks like he has some sort of skin disease!
Johnny Hallyday, the "French Elvis" (not that their talent compares at all!)
He's 68 and his wife is 37...
He used to be a hot slut back in the day.
http://phoenix2savoie.unblog.fr/files/2010/06/johnnyhallydayen1964.jpg
3/4ths of them look ridiculous. Katy Perry actually looks sort of cute and Josh and the ass grabber look okay, too.
**Lurking celebs!!** If you get wind that Paris Hilton is invited to the same event that you are invited to, you make want to reconsider the invite. She's about 12 miles past relevant and getting further away every day.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:08pm.
Coachella takes place in Indio, CA. The area immediately around Indio produces most of the dates in the US.
That's my bit of useless trivia for y'all today. :)
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Further to that, Indio is RDJ's eldest kid's name.
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Submitted by Stan Derp on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:06pm.
I guess Blohan didn't make it to this mess?
Stan...so you really think she would miss this chance to get wasted?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/15/lindsay-lohan-coachella/#.T4tJ0tk4fUA
I had to look up who Johnny H is.
Apparently he is known as the "Gallic Elivs"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7768014/Johnny-H...
Katy Perry flashing a gang sign while dressed in a see-through dress. Yeah, that's edgy.
Ever notice how celebrities always inevitably cheapen events and places? Aspen, Coachella, Sundance, St. Barts, The Hamptons, Cannes, Miami. The list goes on and on.
And products. Hennessy, Cristal, Remy Martin.
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Good observation! I was looking at People mag the other day and they had a photo of Bey and Jay Z in St. Barth's and all I could think of was, if I could afford to go there, I wouldn't. Just because their tacky asses are there! Not impressed. And of course, Bey was casually posing in the ocean for her pap photos :).
Katy Perry actually looks semi-good for a change (except for the sweat-soaked hair stuck to her chest, which almost makes it look like she has a hairy chest).
Shit I never thought I'd see Johnny Hallyday on Dlisted!
i went to coachella in 2004. none of the human beings dress like this which makes star spotting incredibly easy. which is, of course, what the stars want.
that said, when any normal person saw a desperate star being "so casually hip" they were openly mocked.
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This is what Woodstock looks like...in hell.
I have no idea why they are dressed like this. These outfits should be worn at Bonaroo, IMHO.
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I guess Blohan didn't make it to this mess?
Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:55pm.
Seems like Cochella is a formerly a really cool gathering and event taken over by lane celebrities and fame whores. I'm sure they had really great acts, but I bet most those dummies didn't even watch any of the shows cause they were too busy chasing the paps down.
That's exactly what it is. The still get a lot of great acts, though.
Coachella takes place in Indio, CA. The area immediately around Indio produces most of the dates in the US.
That's my bit of useless trivia for y'all today. :)
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:00pm.
The guy with the girl in the black crochet top is Johnny Hallyday. The chick (i am pretty sure) is his wife...although she kinda looks like Kate Bosworth. Just FYI...MK gave a little legend for the pics :)
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I didn't recognize Katy with her tits covered up.
Raise your hand if you guessed correctly that the left over queef bubble from 2002 was Wonky!
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The guy with the girl in the black crochet top is Johnny Hallyday. The chick (i am pretty sure) is his wife...although she kinda looks like Kate Bosworth. Just FYI...MK gave a little legend for the pics :)
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