What In The Hipster Tiger Lily Hell?!

April 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Zac Efron’s former lip gloss holder Vanessa Hudgens is looking more fucked up than usual and that could mean only one thing: It’s Coachella time again! Vanessa Hudgens normally looks like the L train gargled up the worst fashions from the 90s before barfing all over her, but when April rolls around she really turns up the WTF. This year, Vanessa went hard and really earned a THIS BITCH badge of honor by trying to offend as many groups of people and pairs of eyeballs as possible. Let’s go down the line….

That headdress is offending her Native American ancestors (she’s like .5% Native American, okay) and 3rd graders who can make a better one using an old belt, construction paper and pigeon feathers. That Sharpie bindi is offending both cholas and Indians for obvious reasons. That peace sign is offending Chicken Cutlets since that her signature pose. And I don’t know if that make-up is offending Native Americans, ThunderCats or caca streaks on chonies?

The organizers of Coochella need to be brought up on charges for being an accessory to this dumbassness.

Here’s a few more pictures from over the weekend of hos doing it right (see: Ian Somerhalder hugging half of his nalgas) and bitches doing it wrong (see: pretty much everyone else). In order: a damn fool, Trouty Mouth with Horsey Mouth’s niece, Johnny Hallyday, Jared Leto, Fuggie Fug with Josh Duhamel, a leftover queef bubble from 2002, Katy Perry, Ke$hit and Ian S.

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