What In The Hipster Tiger Lily Hell?!
Zac Efron's former lip gloss holder Vanessa Hudgens is looking more fucked up than usual and that could mean only one thing: It's Coachella time again! Vanessa Hudgens normally looks like the L train gargled up the worst fashions from the 90s before barfing all over her, but when April rolls around she really turns up the WTF. This year, Vanessa went hard and really earned a THIS BITCH badge of honor by trying to offend as many groups of people and pairs of eyeballs as possible. Let's go down the line....
That headdress is offending her Native American ancestors (she's like .5% Native American, okay) and 3rd graders who can make a better one using an old belt, construction paper and pigeon feathers. That Sharpie bindi is offending both cholas and Indians for obvious reasons. That peace sign is offending Chicken Cutlets since that her signature pose. And I don't know if that make-up is offending Native Americans, ThunderCats or caca streaks on chonies?
The organizers of Coochella need to be brought up on charges for being an accessory to this dumbassness.
Here's a few more pictures from over the weekend of hos doing it right (see: Ian Somerhalder hugging half of his nalgas) and bitches doing it wrong (see: pretty much everyone else). In order: a damn fool, Trouty Mouth with Horsey Mouth's niece, Johnny Hallyday, Jared Leto, Fuggie Fug with Josh Duhamel, a leftover queef bubble from 2002, Katy Perry, Ke$hit and Ian S.
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@ PSL, I can't wait. Been awhile since we've had a "gigli" size bomb at the movies.
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Um, is Vanessa aware that she got the whole "Indian" thing confused? Native American ≠ Indian ... therefore, headdress ≠ bindi
Katy Perry looks so pretty. What a cool dress.
Johnny Halliday ? Why not throw in that other old hipster, Michel Polnereff too. He lives in Palm Springs now, and is old and fat.
Why do these rich bitches who normally go out of their way to wear all their best clothes suddenly want to turn Coachella into a "hippie" costume party? Is it their idea of "slumming it" and trying to anonymously fit into the crowd? It's very annoying.
Submitted by orangebella on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:50pm.
I keep thinking I'll end up with the "Dirty Hippies".
kesha looks like a product of a britney and kelly clarkson baby..
I really have to wonder how much drugs are around at this festival.. pretty much everyone looks off their rocker.
http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/164f45b13b/7-types-of-people-at-coachell...
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The Coachella Music Festival we know of now wasn't until 1999. I know because I went in 1999 and 2000. The 1980's? Maybe you're thinking of the US Festival in San Bernardino in the 80's.
Tupac looked so real; how many other people are really projections? What was really wild was his greeting the festival by name, was it around in his time?
I love the Vampire Diaries but I still think BOOOONNNEEE!! When I see Ian S.
Submitted by yucko on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:29am.
By the way, where is Drew Barrymore?
Preggers?
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By the way, where is Drew Barrymore?
I'm thinking hairy ass on Vanessa or at least back hair.
So... is Coachella like Woodstock meets Slutoween?
I can't blame them for having a little fun and wanting to 'dress up' a bit, or wanting to go out of their usual comfort zone a little (for normal people--I doubt this applies much to most celebrities). Some of them are ok or tread the line, others just look stupid. Katy Perry looks cute?
Vanessa Hudgens's face irritates the hell out of me. She is not as cute as she thinks she is, and that smirky duck-smile makes me want to punch her.
Coachella in the 1980's and 90's was THE shit, all about the music and the music only...then the asshole celebutards like THIS joke,tried to reincarnate Woodstock, all these assholes and cunts are so fuggy, what is Wonky and those other idiot ho's there for, if I have to see another pic of Vanessa Hudgen trying to be bohemian cool I will hurl, I swear I will....but seeing Tupac risen from the dead, or visiting from the Bahamas was kewl...
This isnt going to end well. She was so cute in those high school musical movies....now..not so much. In 5 years im thinkin Lohan status...
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:06am.
Jack, at least Leto doesn't look like Glamberts lesbian sister like he normally does.
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True... the sassy Unabomber look *is* a step up.
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Dude in thumbnail 5 looks like Jim Varney's re-animated corpse.
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Douchechill!
I hate all of these people.
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Douchechill!
Jack, at least Leto doesn't look like Glamberts lesbian sister like he normally does.
Is that Jared Leto with the JEAN JACKET buttoned all the way up?? hahahahahaaaa
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This kind of dipshit is why I dont go to Cochella anymore...its not the heat but the wanna-be-hipster jackholes! Fuck me!
I get the impression that most of these famous people are trying to come off as cool and interesting - maybe I'm just too damn old to get what is now cool but they all look smug and in need of a slap in the face. They all look like a bunch of f'ing tools.
coachella = assholes united...
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Submitted by kndall44 on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 3:23am.
pics# 11-12 are Kate Hudson, no?
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Honestly, KH has a better ass, much better than Ke$hit's.
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Ke$ha has the face of Kate Hudson and the body of John Travolta. She is completely flat and has a concave a$$.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1366630/Kesha-hits-bum-note...
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Kesha is just not that attractive.
and LMAO at Paris. She always manages to look cheap and tacky.
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Is she carrying some
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where (literaly) on earth is this? sunshine... warm... I want :-(
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Any and all of the pics provided here get up my goat. *points at pics* fuck you, you, you and you.
I don't even know what bands performed. The fact that a festival, that should showcase live music, has turned into a promotional event for celebrities ... it fucking makes my skin crawl.
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Submitted by kndall44 on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 3:23am.
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pics# 11-12 are Kate Hudson, no?
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Honestly, KH has a better ass, much better than Ke$hit's.
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pics# 11-12 are Kate Hudson, no?
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Freshfacestripper, Keshit DOES look like Brit!
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Trashy Wilma, holy shit. That's crazy....and very informative.
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sorry for the double post,here..but, KATY PERRY's HAIR or wig looks so much better than that Blue Shit.Beyonce probably called her up and told Katy that SHE is the only Ho allowed to wear stank Blue 4 eva beach.
WIT Tiger Lily Hell is fucking hilarious! HAHAHAA And, I thought #11 and 12 were Brit Brit. Hu is dat? Keshit?
I can't get over Vanessa's stupid ass outfit. It makes me wanna punch her.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:36pm.
out for a bit myself, folks!... what?!... these cookies aren't gonna sell themselves!!... *squeezes into "Girl Scout" outfit*... don't laugh!... it's for the good of the community!!
for all of ya... *wink*...
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LOL, TrashyWilma, that was gross and funny at the same time. They test the lake water at Roskilde Festival every year and it's full of shit literally. My babysitter goes every year but I never asked him about the toilet sitch before. It's one of the many reasons I stay away from festivals though (I already hate camping, why do it with billions of others).
Jared Leto, why fight the hot? I can with the beard and even the hair but the jacket buttoned up all the way? Just NO!!
Ugh...Kesha hipster. Hookah PLEASE!
Did this hairy-twatted hooker seriously put a dot on her forehead? Wrong type of Indian, shitbrains.
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i wanna sit on pretty boy ian somerhalder's face!
ive seeing his dick too and my response is "gulp"
Call me crazy, but I find van judge to be the most credible of this group. At least she. Sticks to the slutty Bohemian look year round.
Call me crazy, but I find van judge to be the most credible of this group. At least she. Sticks to the slutty Bohemian look year round.
Call me crazy, but I find van judge to be the most credible of this group. At least she. Sticks to the slutty Bohemian look year round.
Aaaha... call me crazy, but I think van judge is the most credible here. At least she sticks to the slurry Bohemian theme year round, not just for the duration of this shitty festival
Aaaha
Saphris, hey she has been filming that sure to be a blockbuster movie with Selena Gomez and someone else!
*grins*
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