Crazy Ass Courtney Says Sorry To Frances Bean On Twatter

Since Frances Bean's iPhone has a Crazy Ass Bitch Blocker App and redirects all calls from Courtney Love to the nearest lunatic asylum, Courtney has to use Twitter to throw a sowwy at her own "biological" (copyright: Frances Bean Cobain) daughter. Courtney started this mess last week when she brain queefed up the gross rumor that Dave Grohl took his obsession with Kurt Cobain to SUCIO levels by screwing on Frances Bean. Frances Bean calmly responded by saying that somebody really needs to strap straitjacket gloves on Courtney's hands and keep her away from Twitter. Well, Frances' calm smack down must have temporarily knocked the crazy out of Courtney, because she went on her other Twitter account yesterday to apologize:

Bean, sorry I believed the gossip.. Mommy loves you

— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) April 14, 2012

Mark yesterday as the first day in modern history that the bat litter box called Courtney's head actually had a moment of clarity. I'd like to think that this will teach Courtney to never believe one of the voices in her head after she snorts a crushed homemade Adderall pill she made using a Lohan family recipe, but it won't. Stay tuned for more fuckery from this crazy bitch.

via People

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Submitted by justincase on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 3:50pm.

My best friend has crazy parents (indeed) yet grew up to be the most solid and together person I know. She works at it everyday and has recreated her world so it is possible.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 2:08pm.

Frances Cobain has made a conscious choice to be a stable person due the example set by her parents: a suicide and an unhinged, doped-up mess of a woman addicted to plastic surgery.

The way for Cobain to "rebel" is to live her life in diametric opposition to these two lunatics (I'm sorry; I don't think of her dad as a "tragic hero" because he left her alone at the mercy of her crazy mother when she was TWO YEARS OLD).

I hope Cobain continues to have a happy, stable life far, far away from her horrorshow of a mom.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:18pm.

This right here is Lindsay Lohan's future.

Let's hope that Lindsay never has a child, though.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 7:19am.

It would have been more sincere if she had said, sorry bean I believed the voices in my head.

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Submitted by Dame Chupacabra on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 6:32am.

the question I beg to ask... How did her daughter grow up well and in one piece???

the heavens are merciful...

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:40am.

Oh, how very nice of her to apologise to Bean. No harm done to Grohl that would warrant an apology. No, not at all. He may be an honourable father, husband, decent person that deserves some respect, a person that has never ever doing harm to anyone..... no, don't bother apologising to him, just gloss over that.

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:51pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:42pm.

Thanks for sharing you experiences. I loved "Live Through This" as an album. I really liked some of "Celebrity Skin". But I think Courtney got A LOT of help from Kurt and Billy Corgan and Michael Stipe, and God knows who else.
She WAS a great frontswoman for a punk band 20 years ago when she could get away with her nihilistic schtick. Not so much, 20 years later with a daughter who wants nothing to do with her and an ever-growing list of legal woes with no new good music of her own.
To me that just confirms that Hole's best music was the gift of Kurt Cobain, Billy Corgan, Michael Stipe, etc.

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I have Live Through This on my iPod in its entirety. My ipod is old so not a lot of entire albums reside there. I might have 2 Nirvana songs on it.

CLove did not write it; of this, I am certain. I honestly believe Cobain wrote most of it, and he somehow matched the material with her to perfection. I don't know who wrote Celebrity Skin, but whoever did wouldn't be spewing the incoherent shit Love is known for via twatter, or interviews. And since Celebrity Skin, nothing.

I just can't believe that Courtney wrote or even contributed to these 2 albums, and that was the end.

Then again, just last year she had major plastic surgery, to the point she was unrecognizable and even pretty, and yet she somehow reverted to this slag she is now.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:06am.

I'm surprised Courtney hasn't had a reality show yet. I'd watch.

Submitted by Rdeadline on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 11:28pm.

Man, I saw photos from the Rock hall of fame induction of Guns N Roses except for Axel and I can't help thinking what might have been if they could have stayed together. Courtney does the same thing.

Submitted by nuclearhollycaust on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 9:24pm.

Sorry to tinkle on this rosy tableau, but according to the recent Love biography the twitter account in Courtney's name is run by her publicist.

The cbabymichelle account, which she used to make the original allegations, is the account which Courtney personally types(I can't bring myself to say "writes," 'cause that shit she spews is word salad.)

There's nothing sadder than an old hipster---Lenny Bruce

Submitted by betseyfan2 on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:54pm.

Ah, Courtney!...a perpetual mess.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:48pm.

@Deb - agree 100%. It's sad watching an artist self-destruct, even if her woes are largely her own fault. Now her daughter won't have anything to do with her, and she has no one to blame but herself. Good on Frances for trying to get herself out of her parents' cycle of self-destruction.

Speaking of Smashing Pumpkins, I wonder what has happened to D'Arcy lately. Last time I saw her on the D she was straight outta Faces of Meth. I hope she's better off.

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Winter is coming!

Submitted by HoMo in the Hood on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:38pm.

1) Mother's Day is coming. Think of Courtney and then beg your own Mother for forgiveness for every shitty thing you did.

2) "Sowwy" is my new word of the year.

Submitted by sofster101 on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:34pm.

She believed the gossip? WTF? What kind of mother blabs on twitter about her daughter whether what she was saying was true or not? Awful.

Submitted by D.R. on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 7:50pm.

I hope Courtney gets some serious help. If she wants to salvage something positive out of her life, she can't carry on this way. Goodness.

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 7:21pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:42pm.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 7:12pm.

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:24pm.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:54pm.

Submitted by Miami on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:42pm.

C Love will never get clean nor die young. She is here in the Earth to annoy us all and embarass her poor daughter.

Word. :(
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So sad. So true. Courtney appeared with the rest of Hole last night for some event honoring Schmell(sp) their drummer in NY. I would not be surprised if the shrewd part of Courtney's effed up brain is trying to do damage control, in case the rest of Hole wants to tour with her again.

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I've seen C.Love and Hole twice, in concert. The first time in their heyday in the 90s was pretty good. As a grunge junkie, I've always thought that Hole was a fairly solid representative of that era, and this show was all about the band...they were able to check Courtney's crazy.

The second time, in DC two years ago, was a disaster of epic proportions. I cannot stress enough how incomprehensibly bad the show was, even though I wasn't expecting it to be a solid show by any stretch. She showed up 1 1/2 hours late, drunkenly and incoherently rambled on about meeting senators and name-dropping celebrities, cursed out a guy who was complaining about the fact that her assistant (who was filming the show with an iPhone) was obstructing the view, and forgot the lyrics several times. We didn't stay until the end, but my lone friend who held out said that it only got worse. It was pretty sad to see...like watching a trainwreck in slow motion.

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Winter is coming!

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:56pm.

She's smart to stay away from her mom.Nice of CL to blame "gossip," when it originated from her own piehole. Manipulative whore.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:53pm.

Reasons Why Celebrities Should Be Banned from Twitter, Exhibit #24,131

Poor Frances, having to deal with that raving lunatic embarrassing her in public like that. I hope the kid turns out alright.

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Winter is coming!

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:55pm.

Submitted by jelliebean on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:12pm.
edit again
Hey jelliebean. Yeah, I don't know. That's why the whole thing "burns my noodle". But then I think. CL must have had so many people tell her that she needed real mental health help through the years, and I believe, for the most part, she chose to self medicate. Now I don't know if the pharmeceuticals are actually better or worse for a person, long term, with drug and alcohol addiction.
But CL has been on a systematic and pathetic war on Dave Grohl, which is beyond illness.
And what she has done to Frances is worse than that.

edit - sorry for typos
I don't ever see her getting better, nicer, or saner.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by jelliebean on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:42pm.

Deb, this is so well said. I wonder about this too, the power of nature and individual choice in someone's life. I agree that good and evil exist and we need to keep making choices that are good. But can someone with CL's history of years of drug and alcohol abuse and the subsequent frontal lobe brain damage, plus the lifelong psychological disorders do this?

Submitted by Stan Derp on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:29pm.

It's bad enough to have a mom like Courtney but to have your life exposed on stupid ass twitter is brutal.

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:18pm.

Thanks, Sal. Right back at you.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 6:18pm.

(Re: my Avvie - Thanks! I really hope MK doesn't get mad at me. We all know he packs major sizemeat... IN HIS ASS.)

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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.

Submitted by Caramel on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:22pm.

"Mommy"? is her kid 3?

Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:14pm.

@ SFRB

Your avie cracks me up!

@ Deb

Well said. You are one articulate cookie. ;-)

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:10pm.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:54pm.

Submitted by jelliebean on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:15pm.

Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder:
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ITA. I could only stand a few seconds of the Howard tape because it was so ugly.
I'll see your narcissistic Personality Disorder, and raise you a paranoid schizophrenic.
And while I know that mental illness is, by it's very name - a disease, I have no pity or compassion for Courtney Love in the least. I may have had some in the past, especially after Kurt died. (I don't believe that she pulled the trigger. But if you are depressed and live with Courtney Love, the odds are that you'll kill yourself, because whatever your own demons are - this person has NO EMPATHY to give, whatsoever. Scientists are theorizing that lack of empathy (ie. being a sociopath) is genetically linked.
This is where I get tied in a knot. While raised Catholic, I reject so much of that and organized religion in general.
However, I do believe in the actual existence of good and evil. I can't accept that it's all biological (like cancer or multiple sclerosis) and has NOTHING to do with the individual CHOICES of these individuals like Courtney.
Sorry. I hope my ranting is more entertaining than Courtney's.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:02pm.

Frances Bean

Bobbi Kristina Brown

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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:54pm.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:54pm.

Submitted by Miami on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:42pm.

C Love will never get clean nor die young. She is here in the Earth to annoy us all and embarass her poor daughter.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:53pm.

Thank God I have the mother that I do.

Submitted by azgirl on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:45pm.

Of all the things my mother does that make me crazy at least she isn't like Courtney. I think I'll send her an extra nice bouquet on Mothers Day.

Submitted by SoNewlyCharming on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:28pm.

Well, I can say with confidence that my mom was better than Courtney Love. By a hair, but still.

Having a mentally ill mom sucks...at least Frances has money to insulate her at least a little. Hopefully she doesn't have the addiction gene. Poor baby.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:24pm.

Submitted by Miami on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:42pm.

C Love will never get clean nor die young. She is here in the Earth to annoy us all and embarass her poor daughter.

Word. :(

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:21pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:47pm.

Yeah, I was pretty speechless myself.

Oh well, it is better to find out these things in the very beginning!

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:17pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:18pm.

Oh wow!!! LMAO! I don't even know how to respond to that. I'd wonder about any male who is interested in the Twilight series.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:15pm.

HE HAS THE COMPLETE TWILIGHT BOOK COLLECTION AND DVD'S! THE MAN IS IN HIS MID 30'S.....AND SUPPOSEDLY A MAN!

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ahahahahaha!

Submitted by Miami on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:12pm.

C Love will never get clean nor die young. She is here in the Earth to annoy us all and embarass her poor daughter.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:48pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:11pm.
Cuppy- how was your date?

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LOL! You mean last weeks fiasco? I guess you missed my comments in Monday's OP.

HE HAS THE COMPLETE TWILIGHT BOOK COLLECTION AND DVD'S! THE MAN IS IN HIS MID 30'S.....AND SUPPOSEDLY A MAN!

Need I say more?

We won't be having a second date!

Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:38pm.

ubmitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:17pm.
... what has he ever done!!
*said in John Cleese voice*
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I'll tell you what he's done...
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Lol, hey I got nothin but love for Dave, ECs comment just reminded me of John Cleese going off on the Romans in The Life of Brian.
Telling that pos show Glee to fuck off is just a bonus in my books:)

Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:36pm.

Nothing suprises me with this murderous sociopath.

She comes by the crazy honestly (see maternal great-grandmother), but that's no excuse for harming others.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:32pm.

If she wore fake hyena skin, I wouldn't feel the cognitive dissonance. Even ferret or weasel or honeybadger or whatever. but when she wears the skin of a great cat, even if it is fake, i just get turned around, internally, because she has no ...

she just isn't...

i mean, crocodile, alligator, python (fake fake fake) - yes, Courtney Love, you may present yourself in their (imitation, because i don't tolerate the real thing) skins.

But not a big cat.

She can't support it.
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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:24pm.

Submitted by jelliebean on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:15pm.

Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder:

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Yep, CL to a "t"

btw, she is obsessed with Dave Grohl

exhibit a:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z3jYP9V_DM&feature=related

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Submitted by Vern on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:08pm.

I think CLove HAS to twat because Bean is too smart to give CLove her real phone #.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:07pm.

Dave Grohln won't be truly talented until he stars in a reality show, makes his own perfume to be sold at Kohls, sells jewelry at QVC, and signs a contract exclusively with Forever 21 to model their men's collection!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:56pm.

Grohl: "FUCK GLEE!" ☺

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:54pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:17pm.
... what has he ever done!!
*said in John Cleese voice*
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I'll tell you what he's done, he turned down Glee's Ryan Murphy!! That's what he's done. And he was hilarious in interviews describing why... heheheh
That counts for a lot! ;D

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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:47pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:57pm.

Dave Grohl, IMO, is hardly boring, being a multi instrumental musician and great song writer, not to mention a member of two musically influential bands and a member of several others.
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Ya....but other than being a multi instrumental musician and great song writer, not to mention a member of two musically influential bands and a member of several others.......what has he ever done!!

*said in John Cleese voice*