Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 14, 2012 / Posted by:

Magica De Spell, the stunningly gorgeous sorceress who regularly serves up duck a l’glamour as she tries to steal Scrooge McDuck’s Number One Dime. Thanks to DuckTales and Darkwing Duck, Magica is and will always be a money-grubbing icon for our future gold diggers of the world. Magica devotes her entire life to getting her duck hands on McDuck’s prized Dime, because it will make her the most powerful, shameless and richest gold digger since Heather Mills. But I don’t even know why Magica bothers with that stupid Dime, because she has something Scrooge McDuck will never have: BEAUTY!

Over the years, hos have tried to emulate Magica’s beauty. Examples: Edgier cholas have tried to replicate her purple black hair color and fine point Sharpie brows. Every time Angelica Huston sashays into her coif shop, she pulls out a picture of Magica and tells them to give her THAT and to get it right this time (they never do). Lana Del Rey fills her lips with pieces of duck cartilage hoping that they’ll be as pouty as Magica’s. And don’t get me started on that trick Jessie J. Bitch has copy + pasted Magica’s look from top to bottom. All, except for the cholas, can have a seat since there is only one Magica!

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >