Speaking Of Saving A Ho

In case you missed last night's soon-to-be Emmy award winner for best writing in a comedy, here's Steven Tyler, JLo and Randy Jackson looking completely natural and not at all fake in the face when Ryan Seacrest announced that front-runner Jessica Sanchez got the lowest number of votes. TMZ reported a couple of hours before American Idol went live that Jessica was going to get chopped and the producers were working hard to get the judges to use the "save" on her. Please. More like they were scrambling to find an acting coach who could help the judges' completely choreographed reactions look somewhat natural. It worked! Steven Tyler gave his greatest performance since playing a Skeksis in Dark Crystal, JLo pretended she was one of us watching her movies and Randy Jackson went back to the time when Sizzler told him they were all out of cheese toast.

It is impressive at how JLo finds a way to make a moment all about her. You can take the attention away from the attention whore, but she's going to find a way to get it back! When JLo snatched that mic away from Jessica and told that girl to have a seat, I expected male dancers to drop from above as she broke into a club remix version of the song Jessica was singing. You know JLo had a bedazzled leotard under her clothes and was just itching to rip that orange dress off to hump the spotlight.

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Submitted by el polacko on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:47pm.

that moron, tyler, totally spilled the beans early when he said "we will be using the save tonight" before the lip-synch-for-her-life contestant had even been announced. so they all knew that, no matter who came in lowest, they weren't going anywhere. this 'contest' has always been phony but jeeze louise !

Submitted by 1fablatindiva on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 7:01pm.

It's Nobody's Supposed To Be Here by Deborah Cox.

Submitted by 1fablatindiva on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 6:56pm.

Snowpiece, It's Deborah Cox, Nobody's Supposed To Be Here.

Submitted by She Stinks on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 5:12pm.

J-NO TALENT's bad acting and complete self absorption is so evident here. If America wanted this girl out, she needs to get packing. Who the fuck does JNO Class think she is?

She Stinks!

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:50pm.

CAN NO ONE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE DANM SONG!?!?!?!?! :P

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:34pm.

I jusr read that Posh designed JLo's dress, well, I like it anyway!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:33pm.

This shit is so beyond fake. Gaycrest is such a silly girl.

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

Submitted by K2 on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:21pm.

OMG this is so ridiculous. Enough with AI ... there should be an expiration date on this shit show. If you feel the voters are fucking up the "winner" , then how about you change the rules when it comes to the voting process.

This show sucked the moment Simon left. Steven reminds me of someone who is permanetly out to lunch. JLO is a attention whore, who's light shines more on her personal life than it does on her talent. Pull the plug on it already!

Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:17pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:32pm.

Paula.Deen.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:16pm.

LMAO Athina!

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:16pm.

damn , sucky, that looks hard! I'm no Gordon Ramsey!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:13pm.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:21pm.

Sizzler is gone? Oh wait...Beefsteak Charlie's...dammit...what year is this?
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I fucking loved Beefsteak Charlie's!

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:09pm.

Submitted by Athina on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:39pm.

lol!

Submitted by Athina on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:09pm.

Heroism. That is what we see here. Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler and the other one whose name I do not know are heroes. True American heroes for saving this girl. Never have I seen such bravery or selflessness. The way J-Lo grabbed that mic, it reminded me of when firemen go into burning buildings to save babies and old people. My God. I have tears in my eyes.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:04pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:20pm.
I hate when rock and roll dudes jump the shark and do shit shows like this.

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I hate shit shows like this no matter who is on them.

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For real. I hate almost all reality shows.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:02pm.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:58pm.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:20pm.
I hate when rock and roll dudes jump the shark and do shit shows like this.
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Damn straight Nella! Steven was the shit back in the day. I'm a little worried about their new album, I have a feeling there's going to be a bunch a suck ass power ballads on this one.

Toys in the Attic and Get Your Wings were kick ass!! Yeeeeeeaaaaa!!

* sticks out tongue give double devil horns*

Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:57pm.

Snowy...I know!!! & that recap made me want to watch it again.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:56pm.

Missed it, awwwww

HAHAHA MK on each of those judges, and JLo's attention-hog tactics! So true! ;.p

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:54pm.

oh man am i ever uncool. i'm liking idol.
joshua, phillip and elise are my faves (she fuckin KILLED "whole lotta love" -best version ever beside the original. colton finally got me sorta liking his act (the hair is too 90's).
can't stand sanchez, cavanaugh (cute though) or skyler.
tyler is amusing but awkwardly vacant.
jlo is fuckin fool who knows shit. randy fluctuates between herrp-derrp & occasionally salient.
jimmy lovine is the only one worth listening to that knows what the hell he's talking about.

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:54pm.

Guest, MK and I are the only ones who watch Survivor anymore, according to everyone here (oh yeah M.E. too)

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:53pm.

Good point Momus

Submitted by Stan Derp on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:51pm.

Sizzler is gone? Oh wait...Beefsteak Charlie's...dammit...what year is this?

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:51pm.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:20pm.
I hate when rock and roll dudes jump the shark and do shit shows like this.

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I hate shit shows like this no matter who is on them.

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:50pm.

I hate when rock and roll dudes jump the shark and do shit shows like this.

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:47pm.

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:09pm.
I am so glad I don't watch this shitfest anymore..... so FAKE!!!!!

Plus, it gave us Taylor Swiftlyburnmyfuckingears! THAT.... I will never forgive!!!
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AI gave us Carrie Underwears, not Taylor.
She managed to gift us her "music" courtesy of Nashville.

Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:47pm.

mk did a great recap of Survivor that one time on OP.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:45pm.

This is STUPID as anyone in the top 10 goes on to get a contract and do that silly tour with everyone so it DOESNT even matter if you get voted on first or win the competition, just being on the top 10 gives you a contract. So much bullshit. I've stopped watching this show for YEARS now.

This girl has a beautiful voice don't get me wrong folks. Sheer talent this one, but its pretty packaged girls who make it in this industry.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:44pm.

what is that song she is singing again? I used to like it

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:44pm.

LOL at Miss Priss Tyler... this show blows.
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Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:43pm.

#jhoshiney

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:42pm.

Oh she's the one with the Whitney voice.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:41pm.

oh dear god, no one is answering the phone at the Sizzler in Forest Hills...

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:39pm.

I miss Sizzler. I do not miss "American Idol." That neon orange dress isn't doing J.Ho's big ass any favors.

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:39pm.

I am so glad I don't watch this shitfest anymore..... so FAKE!!!!!

Plus, it gave us Taylor Swiftlyburnmyfuckingears! THAT.... I will never forgive!!!

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Fuckery is what fuckery does.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:37pm.

"Steven Tyler gave his greatest performance since playing a Skeksis in Dark Crystal, JLo pretended she was one of us watching her movies and Randy Jackson went back to the time when Sizzler told him they were all out of cheese toast."

i think now i can stop reading the internets for today.

is there anything about this stupid show that's NOT fake? anything?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:36pm.

LMAO @ MK's descriptions of their reaction faces!!!!!!

I gave up on AI this year, I just CAIN'T anymore!
I watched Dateline MURRRRDDDDER on TLC instead

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by Scuttlebooty on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:35pm.

You're right, she does have to make everything about her but she's relevant again so she thinks she can.
http://scuttlebooty.com/aspire-for-jlos-legs-not-her-taste-in-men/

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:31pm.

Maybe I can ask this sad chick if she wants to go on a date with me to Sizzler.

Submitted by Cinesnatch on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:26pm.

Steven Tyler holds his vest like that break can't come soon enough cuz he needs to pee.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:26pm.

"a Skeksis in Dark Crystal" Hahaha. Stupid fakeasses. Since Simon left I completely lost interest in this show.

Submitted by lasjame on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:25pm.

this whole shtick was so effin fake...AI is just embarrassing now

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:24pm.

I just do not care about a single person on this show and as soon as the season is over nor will anyone else. I'm mad at Steven for lowering himself and the name of the band to associate with this BS show.

*grumbles and stomps away*

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:22pm.

Team Sharon Needles! I just can't with this kiddie pop. And Ru you are so side-eyed for slipping a clip show into this upcoming week when you know there will be shrieks of delight with the removal of that Chicago migraine.

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:15pm.

I watched the Selena movie last night. JLo was much better just after her Fly Girl days.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:11pm.

"Sizzler told him they were all out of cheese toast." the texture, the flavor, the stuff of dreams! Ugh! Sizzler! The buffets! The ice cream machine! The glistening steaks! Oh Sizzy!! Come home to my belly!