Open Post: Hosted By Charlize Theron’s Birthday Message For Kristen Stewart
April 13, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
Has it really come to this, marketing people for Snow White and the Huntsman? I hope that the Little Birdie (fun fact: the name of the VP of publicity at Universal Pictures is Little Birdie) who told Charlize Theron it was Kristen Stewart’s birthday also had five blunts in its beak and promised to give them to her after she recorded this awkward mess of a greeting. I don’t know if Charlize is paying homage to Kristen by trying to look as uncomfortable and awkward as possible, but she looks pretty fucking uncomfortable and awkward. But it’s good to know that when Charlize feels uncomfortable she starts talking like Otto Mann from The Simpsons. I’m kind of turned on.
Source: Lainey Gossip via Videogum
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