Monday, April 16th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 13th!

Justin Theroux's friends break into Aniston's basement to better understand why he's still with her. Laughter ensues. - BernardProfitendieu

Runners-up:

Spiderman's broke ass cousin: "Sewer man" is still waiting for his 15 minutes of fame. - Vern

Saul realized too late that offering to bring a piñata for Mel Gibson's birthday was a bad idea. - Juiciest Couture

(Thanks, Jessie)

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Submitted by C6 on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 6:20pm.

Damn, these were funny. You guys never cease bringing it. Congrats winners!

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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:49am.

Be careful Michael K. BernardProfitendieu posts 40-50 hateful comments a day about Aniston, even on articles that have nothing to do with her. After her day is over she spends the rest of her night over at Celebitchy and Justjared posting 40-50 more comments on Aniston. She's either a paid troll or a person who has absolutely no life of her own.

This win guarantees she'll be giving up her holidays now too. If she hasn't already.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:32am.

Happy Monday to the Winners! Good job peeps.

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Submitted by Vern on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:06am.

Spot on Barny & Juicy!!!!!!!!

Thanks MK and everyone!

*Lures PERKY and The Fab Miss C into SweetASS/Vern sammich*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 6:19pm.

Thanks all and may Mel Gibson cough up a matzoh ball.

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Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:20pm.

Joe Esterhaus gave me that one.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:56am.

You guys were great on this one...I couldn't come up with shit. Congrats all!

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:48am.

This is how Maddox finally got Pitt to propose!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:28am.

Congrats winners!! Yay VEEEEEERRRRNNN! *duct tapes myself to you*

xoNoAmyAxo

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:15am.

Substitute Justin for Brad and Aniston for Angelina and I'll probably laugh. Then again, I haven't laughed at a Caption This winner in months.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:55am.

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:23am.

Hi Rasc! ; )

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:55am.

Good one Bernard!! Congrats!

Loved Vern's and Juiciest's too!! Congrats!!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:53am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:13am.

Someone's still very obsessed.

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Bernard Profitendurrrr got such a hard-on for Aniston his balls are turning purple. Poor thing.

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Submitted by perky on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:52am.

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAA VERN!!

And congrats JC and Barney!!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:51am.

Congrats to Vern and Juiciest Couture!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:43am.

Someone's still very obsessed.

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Submitted by guest on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:41am.

Lol Bernard! Vern ♥!! Juiciest congrats!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:29am.

Funny, Bernard! That made me lol.

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Submitted by MundoLoco on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:25am.

nice one bernard

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Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:18am.

Congrats winners especially vern! yay!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:11am.

LOL - I was like greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat.

Congrats Vern and Juiciest Couture!

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:10am.

Oh dear. Someone got validation.

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Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:08am.

Wow - what a shock Bernard.

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Submitted by Vern on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 3:16pm.

The real reason Axle Rose didn't make it to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by hellzyesss on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:05pm.

A sneak peek to Tom Six's new movie, The Human Centipole.

Submitted by bitchesaintshit on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 1:58pm.

Well now we all know that Kate Bosworth likes to be on top.

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Submitted by Pat MaGroin on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:47pm.

The boys found the source of the leak in the pipe - There's a crack in it.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 1:40pm.

Why must they make fun of Jake Gyllenhall turning into a butterfly??

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Submitted by Jeff_is_Amazing on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 12:53pm.

Danny McBride was not pleased with how East Bound and Down Season 3 ended

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Submitted by Heggie on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 12:38pm.

Guy Fieri's immune system attacks his tape worm.

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Submitted by rocklobster on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 11:35am.

And that's what you get for talking about Fight Club!

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Submitted by Babouleine on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 11:25am.

Levi Johnston's friends make damn sure he does not impregnate another girl.

Submitted by gnarlyone on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 10:55am.

he earned his Ductorate in Plumbing at Devry!!!
now he's PH'D Up

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by gnarlyone on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 10:53am.

inducted into the plumb mccrackin' hall of fame
taped in his parent's basement

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

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Submitted by pamorama_j on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 1:09pm.

A spring break party at the Future Proctologist's of America frat house.

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Submitted by pamorama_j on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 9:12am.

Hillbilly gland fishing.

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Submitted by donha on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 8:52am.

This is the only time I'm not excited to see what comes out the bottom of the piñata.

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Submitted by Babouleine on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 8:40am.

Levi Johnston's friends make damn sure he does not impregnate another girl again.

Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 8:32am.

That's what Mitt Romney wants to do to all gay guys.

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Submitted by harperharper on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 7:57am.

Brad Pitt's bachelor party night.

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 7:27am.

You're not supposed to poke a bear, but in this case he likes it. Especially if you poke him in just the right place.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 6:22am.

Med School in Russia......digital exams part II..

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Submitted by daisy100 on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:44am.

A Justin Beiber tramp stamp?

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:30am.

Hey we'll all party at my place this weekend and if you get drunk and can't drive don't worry I've got plenty of room if you want to crash out.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 4:06am.

Spiderdouche, Spiderdouche,
Does whatever a spiderdouche can
Chugs a Bud, any size,
Lights his farts, gets his highs
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderdouche.

Is he drunk?
Listen bud,
He's got sti infected blood.
Can he swing from a pipe
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderdouche.

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Submitted by fosho on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 3:57am.

I knew Bonaduce was still on the pipe.

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Submitted by hellzyesss on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 1:17am.

A more desperate then usual Jennifer Lovethepenis Hewitt has caught and wrapped her newest victim into her web.

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