Be Still My Ginger-Loving Heart
You'd think I'd be all into the WWE since they're in the business of serving up drama queen theatrics, staged cat fights, man nipple-to-man nipple action and Spandex-swathed crotches, but I'm not. So this is the time first that my retinas have been singed by the glorious ginger god from Ireland Sheamus! (My ho stroll nickname is Shame Ass. It's meant to be!)
The only thing I know about Sheamus is that he body slammed a trick at the WWE Smack Down in Dublin last night, has epic thighs that look like a whole chicken getting pulled out of a can, can make lighting by clapping his ass cheeks (I read this in the mythology section of Wiki), can keep a small village warm with the flaming hearth on his head and when he flutters his eyelashes it looks like two fireflies dancing in the night. I know that last part, because I made a flip book with these pictures. Yes, that's Sheamus' cue to head directly to the restraining order office.
And to answer your question, yes, I already Photoshopped my smiling face and gut on this picture.
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He likes to beat his chest before and after matches. So you know the fool is into S&M. Get him, MK!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
He is so pale... yikes.
@ Within Reason
He's my kinda of ginge. ;-)
Salma, cute!
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Here's a hot ginge fights the evil of Nike and brings awareness to slave labour in Indonesia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5uYCWVfuPQ&feature=related
Should a man this size wear panties? I think not.
Love this hot ginger !! He is a GILF !!!
SUCKY, GET.BACK.OF.THE.LINE.TRRIIIICCK!
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Submitted by EdmundLangdown on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 7:58pm.
I'm a ginger guy and men and women are always telling me how good-looking I am and trying to get in my pants. It doesn't take much more than going into a bar and looking available/interested. I've turned down the majority but said yes to more than a 100.
So although good-looking ginger men aren't the norm it does happen.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
EdmundLangdown, what's cookin' good-lookin'?
*calls dibs* lollol
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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I'm a ginger guy and men and women are always telling me how good-looking I am and trying to get in my pants. It doesn't take much more than going into a bar and looking available/interested. I've turned down the majority but said yes to more than a 100.
So although good-looking ginger men aren't the norm it does happen.
what in ginger-fucking hell ...?? :O
You have shown outstanding ginger realness. shontay you stay. Skunk headed creature encroaching upon you in the last picture, immediately! sashay away.
Yes. yes yes...
He seems like a totally nice guy. Love his eyes. What a bod!
Oh yes...Oh yes...
I have always considered that whole wrestling and WWE stuff gayer than the gayest drag queen parade.
Cause the latter has dudes as oversexed gorgeous girls - commonly an appreciated view for heterosexual men - while wrestling is pure halfnekkidass boy-on-boy action. Dudes getting it on with each other, bare of any subtility.
Any questions about that? Yes? WHY? WHY is it that you have any questions concerning halfnekkid dudes getting intimately physical with each other?
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
the WWE package situation is categorically disappointing bec of all the 'roid abuse, but yeah, the bodies. have watched it for decades and not to learn how to tell the difference between Sweet Chin Music and The Tombstone Piledriver.
/not a moron or trailer park dweller. WWE is hilarious, and most of the men are hot as hell
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I like this gigantic ginge and his micro-nipples.
SWOON.
Hmm.. hes strangely alluring. Might be because i had one HELL of a night with a ginge once. Have a soft spot now, as long as they have few freckles.
Michael K-
You are one fucked up individual. But you are fucking funny as hell too! That's why I keep comin' back...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
or post op sarah ferguson
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
looks like tommy morrison
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I dont go for this WWF type of malarky but that's a BIG ginge! :D
That's a whole lot of ginge to love! Me likey!
My favorite ginge type is the long haired burnout type ala Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction. This guy needs to work on his abs so they match the rest of him.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
1. I just don't dig red pubes. Or blonde. Gimme chestnut brown.
2. I don't like a shaved-down dude. Slimy lookin'.
3. He might have a tiny package, or perhaps his gargantuan thighs make it look small by comparison.
4. He looks like he could be related to me. Ick.
Nah...
Whenever I see WWE wrestlers I imagine them blowing each other after a 'match'.
@ twat muffin thanks, he is :)
@ chris- sounds like you dont like animals, each to their own but personally i cant see guinea-pigs being anything but adorable :) XXX
It's like a huge waxed mutated ginger hamster.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 12:15am.
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Ack! You've got me looking now! :) I'm going to go with enhanced...to make him look more cartoonish
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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter
I would.
BAJAYSUS AND BEGGORAH! That is one pasty, gingery roid monster.
He's a real ginge. Second thumb, his back is covered in freckles.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
sorry, Double post due to sheer ginge fuelled excitement.
Everybody else is imagining a threesome with this guy and carrot top, surely?
im curious..i wanna see it hard...
yeah im sick
He looks like an overstuffed, undercooked haggis.
I can't stand wrestling, so when a friend asked me to go with her, when she takes her son to a match for his birthday, I was all set to say no. Then I remembered the pasty ginge wrestler and I said I would go only if he was going to be there (chances were decent he wouldn't be). As my luck has it, Sheamus will be there, and so will I. Oh well, maybe I can dust off my old art-school skills and make a poster that says "MK loves Sheamus" Watch out for me on the Tee-Vee.
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"We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
He looks like Danny Bonaduce's big brother.
Bigbendy, lol at covered in fat and checking his pits!
I think I'd have to at least once, to find out the truth... I'll thoroughly check his ginger status, size, strength, muscle mass and report back. ;]
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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Submitted by Goldigga on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 12:09am.
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I'm so sick that I was trying to get a good look at his pitts for hair. All I see is shadows. He has the pale skin of a ginge. Maybe it is enhanced. Eh, that's all I have.
Sweaty deli platter.
He's either a fake or enhanced ginger...the eyebrows give him away. Natural gingers either have white eyebrows or ashy dark brown ones
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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 12:03am.
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WithinReason, he looks like one of those guys that have muscle covered with fat. He is not cut at all. Ut I bet he is a strong mofo. Wouldn't want to have to whip him.
Ok, does he shave all his body hair? I had a friend whondated a ginge, the guy had so much red body hair that when he slept in her bed it covered the sheets. It was beyond disgusting. But we laughed our asses off about it. Gross.
Yucko, he looks soft in the top picture, doesn't he? But he's all muscle... at least I hope he is. lol
@Rande, a dumbash would shpell it like that!
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Submitted by _fail_ on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 7:11pm.
What's with the superfluous H in Seamus?
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So WWE crowds will know how to pronounce it.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 7:11pm.
What's with the superfluous H in Seamus?
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So WWE crowds will know how to pronounce it.
Who spells "Seamus" like that?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 9:37pm.
Twatty, don't make me vacillate on this. I know, I am almost disgusted with myself, but he's strangely attractive to me.
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I... sort of agree? I mean, not all the pictures. Actually, mostly just thumbnail #3. He looks good there. His skin is so smooth, too. But he kind of looks jiggly in most of the other pictures. And his thighs are HUGE, which is totally not my thing. And, yeah, the crotch area is looking suspicious. 6'4", 264 lbs. Jesus. Anyway, I probably wouldn't do him, but I had to sympathize over the tiny, questionable little voice in the back of my head that was suggesting he's sort of attractive-ish.
The more I look at the main picture, though, the more he looks like the "great white whale." I have nothing against pale skin, but he should probably tone up a bit more. (As if he should truly give a shit about what I think)