Tell Us Something We Don't Know, Joe Eszterhas
When Mel Gibson announced that he was producing a movie about legendary Jewish warrior Judah Maccabee, anybody whose brain hasn't been logged with jacuzzi water could clearly see that he was only doing this to make people forget that he spends his off hours punching yarmulkes while sticking his nasty peen in a fleshlight modeled after Eva Braun's pussy. Well, Joe Eszterhas, the screenwriter Mad Mel hired to work with him on the script, just learned this BRAND NEW information and let that ho have it in a 9 page letter.
Clueless Joe from Hannibal, DUH should've kept it simple by simple writing, "Dear Mel, you're a glum cunt. Fuck off. I hate you.," but instead he detailed the reasons why working with Mel was the worst professional experience of his career. Warner Bros. rejected Joe's script and he blames it all on Mel. In the letter magically obtained by The Wrap, Joe writes that instead of focusing on the script, Mad Mel raged about murdering Oksana Gregorieva during ass sex (Side Note: Strangely enough, that sounds like a scene Joe Eszterhas would write.) and constantly referred to Jews as "oven dodgers." So yeah, it's just Mel being Mel!
Here's a few choice quotes, but click here if you need to say DUH on a loop while reading a 9 page letter:
On Mel's love of slurs: "You continually called Jews 'Hebes' and 'oven-dodgers' and 'Jewboys.' It seemed that most times when we discussed someone, you asked 'He’s a Hebe, isn’t he?' You said most 'gatekeepers' of American companies were 'Hebes' who 'controlled their bosses.'"On how Mel thinks the Holocaust is basically a work of fiction: “You said the Holocaust was 'mostly a lot of horseshit.' You said the Torah made reference to the sacrifice of Christian babies and infants. When I told you that you were confusing the Torah with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, ... you insisted 'it's in the Torah -- it's in there!' (It isn't)."
On how Mel is always just being Mel: “I’ve come to the conclusion that the reason you won’t make ‘The Maccabees’ is the ugliest possible one. You hate Jews."
On how Mel threatened to put a hit out on Oksana: “You were raving at Oksana even after you’d reached a custody agreement over Luci.... And then you were even more explicit about your threat: 'I’m going to kill her! I’m going to have her killed!' You said you’d become friends with two FBI agents (or former FBI agents) and they were going to help you to kill her.”
On how Mel is still as romantic as ever: “You said, 'I want to fuck her in the ass and stab her to death while I’m doing it.'"
Mel, his publicist and three bottles of Valium all got into a room together and wrote a calm open response to Joe and released it to Deadline. Mel says that Joe made a lot of that shit up, but he also apologizes for using "colorful" words.
I will acknowledge like most creative people I am passionate and intense. I was very frustrated that when you arrived at my home at the expense of both Warner Brothers and myself you hadn’t written a single word of a script or even an outline after 15 months of research, meetings, discussions and the outpouring of my heartfelt vision for this story. I did react more strongly than I should have. I promptly sent you a written apology, the colorful words of which you apparently now find offensive. Let me now clearly apologize to you and your family in the simplest of terms.Contrary to your assertion that I was only developing Maccabees to burnish my tarnished reputation, I have been working on this project for over 10 years and it was publicly announced 8 years ago. I absolutely want to make this movie; it’s just that neither Warner Brothers nor I want to make this movie based on your script.
Honestly, Joe, not only was the script delivered later than you promised, both Warner Brothers and I were extraordinarily disappointed with the draft. In 25 years of script development I have never seen a more substandard first draft or a more significant waste of time. The decision not to proceed with you was based on the quality of your script, not on any other factor.
If Mel's "colorful" words were a Crayon color, it's name would be, Anti-Semite Sepia or Razzle Dazzle IHATEFUCKINGJEWS Rose.
What can you really say? I'd be more shocked if Mel Gibson didn't say crap like this. If you put a grey wig on top of Hilter's anus and asked it to frown, it would look like Mad Mel so none of this is surprising at all. I've heard that Joe isn't exactly as innocent and pure as a newly grown hair on a virgin angel's taint, but there's one small fact that leads me to his side.... THE DUDE WROTE SHOWGIRLS, all other arguments are invalid.
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Submitted by rovex on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 11:31am.
Listening to religious people arguing is like listening to geeks arguing about whether the Enterprise is more powerful than the Galactica. Who the fuck cares, its NOT REAL.
Mel Gibson is not well... AT ALL *shudder*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Maybe crazy Mel is just exposing the ugly underbelly of Hollywood. Not defending him but I'll bet he could tell some behind the scenes stories that would make everyone puke.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 5:12pm.
I would love to see Spielberg do that story. It would be awesome.
Submitted by bitchSpray on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:06pm.
No, not illegal. Just assholic.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Ugly, ugly, and ugly. Bipolar much? We need the puppy cam, pronto!
Well Mad Mel never addressed any of the racist allegations. Everyone who has ever had a falling out with Mel all have the same type of stories and the the occasion to tape his rants. I think Mel's PR team is done denying what's obvious and now they just chose to ignore all allegations.
I think Mel gets set up all the time.
I don't believe Mel has changed over the years, but finally folks just want to out his ass.
But unlike Charlie Sheen, Mel is not as loveable.
Eszterhas is a dick on a major level. Mel should have left the Jewish thing alone. If you want to know about the Maccabees and their daliances, read the Hebrew Scriptures. Or Speilberg should have done the movie.
I'm sure the tapes will end up on Radar. Mel should just move from Hollywood, produce though his company and not be around these people anymore. It is just too painful at this point.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
What kills me the most is these people that call themselves Jews are not even the real Jews. Fake wannabes Jews stealing black tribes heritage. Jews are always stealing that is all they know.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Joe Esterhause says that his teenage son recorded many of the rant on his I-phone. Mel does not learn and I cant wait to hear his rants on Radar.
How can you be a Holocaust-denier and call Jews "oven-dodgers" (um, WOW) in the same breath? I guess when you're a moronic douchenozzle like Mel Gibson, blinded by hatred, logic has no place.
On a different note, it looks like Joe and Mel are having a craggy-forehead face-off. Like "Firestarter" only with wrinkles.
he knew all about Mel when he signed up to work with/for him but comes out with all this when they turned down his script? pretty sure he wouldn't have said a dam thing if they had accepted it.
karma would be if they both burn.
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i thought "denying holocaust" is a crime... is it different in the US?
This kind of looks like a before and after shot of Mel after 10 alcohol soaked years
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 2:16pm.
Bongiorno! Did you eat? Are you hungry? You sound hungry. And so thin! Come in, I'll make you some lasagna.
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HAHAHA! It's all about the food! I worked with a gal who's parents were from Sicily, and while they were there visiting for a wedding or something. Anyway, this gal's dad had a heart attack. So he was stuck in a Sicilian hospital in the heat of the summer. The gal I knew traveled to Sicily to be with her parents. She did NOT like the old-fashioned/no air con in the summer lifestyle. But speaking of food, she told me, "Jesus Christ, they start at breakfast with the "What are we gonna cook for dinner?" discussion!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Maybe he has a brain tumor or something. That comment he made about therapy and not know why he's so angry makes me wonder if there's more to it than him just being a huge ego-maniacal assclown with daddy issues who was most likely molested by his priest when he was a kid and beaten by his father and mother when he tried to tell them about it.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 2:08pm.
azgirl, salut, paisana! *pinches your cheeks*
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Bongiorno! Did you eat? Are you hungry? You sound hungry. And so thin! Come in, I'll make you some lasagna.
Sans Fards - I'm sorry to say that probably since we are childless, I've never seen a Harry Potter movie. But if they allow me a few precious moments of wading in Jason's glorious green pools, I'll check 'em out.
"Awake" is actually on tonight at 9 CT on NBC.
http://www.nbc.com/awake/
I love him in it, and I like the show. However, I'm still really confused as to how this works!
edited for PS: Isaacs does a perfect American accent.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
agirl, salut, paisana! *pinches your cheeks*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
edited - sorry for misspelling your name, agirl!
Mel seriously needs to retire from Hollywood already. No one will ever believe that he is not racist and violent towards women.
@Deb, he is British, right? a quick Wiki check reveals he's also Jewish, and typically played the "evil" characters in the school plays.
I have not seen Awake....I'm ashamed to say, because I LOVE Isaacs. Aside from being stupidly hot, he plays a fantastic Lucius Malfoy. The only quibble I had with the HP movies is that there need to be way moar Lucius.
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Winter is coming!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:24pm.
Eye-talian you say??? Well my goodness how YOU doin?
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LOL, I just love wop stories with happy endings!!
BTW, I am half-eye-talian.
*stirs the sauce*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:47pm.
It was pretty funny. I just felt I HAD to say something, and I actually refer to myself as a dago at times.
Then the one old lady bellows, "And I was married to a Pollock! And people would say to me, he's POLISH, but Stanley would tell 'em, I'm a Pollock!" LMAO!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:24pm.
Eye-talian you say??? Well my goodness how YOU doin?
Reported for racism.
[boils another bunneh in your honor] Questions why there is no 'h' sound in 'honor'. *goes back to bunneh boiling*
Tastes like chicken. Fukkuosami said so.
HAHAHA Deb, at least you all laughed about it. Might make them think a bit before talking so loud and saying that... the next person may not be so nice!
OnT: yes, still two cranky old farts!
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:41pm.
Wait, isn't Isaacs a JEWISH name? No WONDER he had to be the bad guy! JK (kinda).
Yeah Heath Legder was great in The Patriot.
Here's a couple of questions for you, Sans Fards.
One, is Isaacs English or American?
Two, have you seen "Awake" on NBC, and do you like it/get it?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:16pm.
PSL, I feel the same about "The Patriot".
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I just like the fact that it has Jason Isaacs *and* Heath Ledger in it.
(swoon)
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Winter is coming!
Well, I am not naive usually but I believe this guy. I mean, perhaps he is like me. I will tolerate for short periods of time the ingrained prejudices from old people, and yeah, it's completely wrong, but I was raised to let old people be the cunts, pricks, and idiots that they might have been their whole lives cause they are not gonna change now. And if you put up an arguement, i.e. common sense, to their views - you in trouble! But he probably didn't think Mel was an outright lunatic who has rape fantasies and just a deep, deep violent soul.
What really pisses me off is that we will still have people coming out and supporting Mel. What the bloody fuck?!!
P.S. If this fuck is still allowed to work I demand a Michael Richards talk show!!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Feel like making another movie with your buddy Mel now, Jodie?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:28pm.
LOL, jack! OK, how YOU doin'? I'm actually only Italian/Sicilian on my dad's side, but I'm Italian in my heart, mind, and stomach! (And definitely my nose! *honk*)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:24pm.
Eye-talian you say??? Well my goodness how YOU doin?
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Clearly all that nicotine has made Mel mentally ill.
So last night I was sitting in a booth in a local restaurant, and I heard these two old ladies in the next booth going on loudly about some people being "dagos".
When I went to leave, I walked up to them, saying "Hello, Ladies. I just want to tell you that I am an Italian-American, and the term "dago" is very derogatory. I don't care how you feel about Italians, or what you say in private, but you should think about it before saying it loudly in a public place."
The one lady says, "But WE'RE Italian!" I apologized and they invited me to join them for a drink. We had a nice conversation after that. Pretty funny.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
both are religious fanatics.
Winona Ryder said in an interview for Black Swan that Mel called her an "oven dodger" once. I never heard that term before then. Maybe I'm just as naive as Joe.
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Silly rabbit.
These juxtaposed pictures are hilarious.
Mel Gibson in "Braveheart" was moist panty tossing worthy.
Now he looks like bad chicken jerky. Can't hump on that. Just can't.
I love it when something you read actually DOES make you "LOL", and this post did that with this little gem:
"If Mel's "colorful" words were a Crayon color, it's name would be, Anti-Semite Sepia or Razzle Dazzle IHATEFUCKINGJEWS Rose."
Thanks MK :)
PSL, I feel the same about "The Patriot".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I hate that I know ALL of this about Mel, and I STILL cannot change the channel when "Braveheart" is on. I fucking LOVE that movie. Everything about it. Sigh.
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Mel Gibson is a crazy old bat and he hates Jews???? GET THE FUCK OUTTA TOWN!!! NO WAY!! *dies of shock*
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:36am.
yaaaaaaaasssssssssss to all of the above
i despise both of these sanctimonious pigs. match made in heaven. agree Gibson swims in the deeper end of the talent pool, but invite both of them to drown in it.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
You honestly think Mel Gibson is being scapegoated? Really? I am just going to pretend I misread that B.S.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
I believe Mel could spout all this racist stuff. Is the Pope Catholic? I also believe misogynist vindictive known-for-his-backstabbing-diva-feuds Eszterhaz could make this up to smear Mel and the movie cause he can't deliver shit anymore. And by shit I do mean the greatest camp comic soft core porn shit that is Showgirls.
Too bad, I loved Apocolypto. Wondered how this would turn out. Oh well...
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:31pm.
I dunno. If WB had taken the bait and Maccabees was being made, you know Joe would be cuddling up to Mel and telling us all how misunderstood he is. Mel is a turd, but Joe willingly chose to work with that turd.
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:32pm.
@ Sucky:
"bald hairy"? Bald on head, hairy elsewhere, you mean?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.