Pass Me The Holy Water Eye Drops
I haven't stepped inside of a church for centuries, because they only have one kind of wine and all the magazines in the pew racks are boring. But lord, after seeing these pictures of Marilyn Manson and Taylor Momsen at the Revolver Golden God Awards, I just want to throw an abuelita-approved praying veil over my face and head to the nearest altar to pray to Guadalupe, Concepion, Mercedes, Charo, LaDonna, La Whisper, Ruby and all the other saints. This mess looks like a mock satanic ritual held in some goth teen girl's garage. The only thing it's missing is a father turning on all the lights and telling Taylor that it's dinnertime and her bloated, grown lesbian friend needs to go home.
Who knew that the way to make Marilyn Manson's crotch more terrifying is to put Taylor Momsen's Top Ramen ass weave in front of it? Then, when things couldn't get even worse, Johnny Depp (click here to see his ass perform) came out to play with MM. Once I finish barfing from all my holes over Marilyn slobbering on Taylor like she's pie, I'm going to barf some more over the fact that for a quick second I mistook Johnny Depp for Adam Ant.
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eeeewwwwwwwww. like, gag, me and shit.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Also, why is there only stories about douchebags here today?
Only a few cool b-day sluts too!
Adam Ant
Yeah, I probably still would.
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Cindy Lou Who became Cindy Lou Ho.
YAWWWWWN When you have to try so hard to be shocking, the result is not shocking, it's just kinda sad and desperate.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:23pm.
The only thing it's missing is a father turning on all the lights and telling Taylor that it's dinnertime and her bloated, grown lesbian friend needs to go home.
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LMAO!!!!
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Some days MK is a true genius to be sure!
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That was one of his best lines today!
Do these two douches have Stans though?
I mean, I understand there are Depp Stans on account of some films he made, but I never thought MM or Momsen had true fans,
Maybe I just don't know them.
I mean, there are POTC Stans still around to pay for those films to recent memory, but what about this edgy hot topic music these two are trying to sell? Who is buying it?
Is it 1994? Why is Marilyn Manson giving concerts? Who the hell is still into him and going to watch that shit?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I've always believed Johnny to be on the dark side, no wonder i always got a bad vide from him, i think he had something to do in the death of river phoenix (he was his sacrifice or something), river was getting a lot of attnetion in hollywood but he was speaking the truth while johnny was just willing to be an illuminati puppet just for fame and money ....yes, this whole thing seems like some illuminati stuff!
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She used to be such a beautiful girl...she looks like ass.
And a pentagram shirt and necklace...ooooooooooooooooooh, how goth of you. *rolls eyes*
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Is Taylor even legal yet?
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Where the hell is Candy Finnigan?? Johnny needs an Intervention stat! When you are playing guitar for MM and Taylor that is the biggest fucking cry for help there ever was.
I thought the satanic teen thing was out of style?
MM looks like shit but when did he ever look good? Back in '94 maybe?
Your clown make-up is running.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
so now which one is Depp and which one is Manson?
damn Johnny. just damn.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oooooo, glum raccoon-eyes has a pentagram on her dress! How teenaged Satanist!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yeah, I owned a few MM cds back in the late '90s. But once I got to my senior year of high school, I grew the fuck up & haven't given two shits about him since.
I was in a record store a couple months ago & found several of his cds...along with Nine Inch Nails, Courtney Love, Smashing Pumpkins, etc. sitting untouched on the buy 1 get 1 clearance rack. Nobody cared enough to pay $5 for two of his cds.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:23pm.
The only thing it's missing is a father turning on all the lights and telling Taylor that it's dinnertime and her bloated, grown lesbian friend needs to go home.
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LMAO!!!!
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Some days MK is a true genius to be sure!
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:30pm.
seriously. he's such a tool. i must be the only woman who doesn't find him attractive at all.
You and me. I cringe most times I see pictures of him.
I hate this misogynistic douchebag.
Hey, douchey McDoucherson, when your number's up, nobody is going to be there for the show when you're strangled on your own fluids filling up your lungs...when you are gasping for a new lung and a new liver and a new kidney I'll be LMFAO...
DIE, asshole. DIE.
Happy Foisday! :D
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:27pm.
i see that Depp dressed in his finest "i want to be Al Jourgensen" attire for the evening.
LOL! Mr. Brooks and I were just talking about Ministry the other day.
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Marilyn Manson is seriously one of the most unfortunate looking people I've ever seen.
He's the poster-boy for fugly douches who form a band just so they can get laid at least once in their lives.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:28pm.
That mid-life crisis has hit Johnny Derp really hard.
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seriously. he's such a tool. i must be the only woman who doesn't find him attractive at all. he's such a poser.
I just want to throw an abuelita-approved praying veil over my face and head to the nearest altar to pray to Guadalupe, Concepion, Mercedes, Charo, LaDonna, La Whisper, Ruby and all the other saints.
Ruby?? Like Ruby the losing weight lady from TV? LMAO Is there another Ruby I don't know?
That mid-life crisis has hit Johnny Derp really hard.
I could imagine before the show one of the greasy haired teen dorks in the audience saying "hey, there's a girl out here!"
<"I haven't stepped inside of a church for centuries, because they only have one kind of wine and all the magazines in the pew racks are boring. ">
Oh I made mom proud and went to Easter mass and meemaw organist rocked! What a weapon that thing was, and she had the volume at ELEVEN.
i see that Depp dressed in his finest "i want to be Al Jourgensen" attire for the evening.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Cannot see the pics & am very glad.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:17pm.
an oldie but goodie from the Onion: "Marilyn Manson Now Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People"
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Love it! And that was over 10 years ago! And WTF is up with Johnny Depp?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
And really, who the fuck is Taylor Momsen? I've never seen anything of hers, only photos on gossip sites. So edgy with her pentagram shirt. What an idiot.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:23pm.
The only thing it's missing is a father turning on all the lights and telling Taylor that it's dinnertime and her bloated, grown lesbian friend needs to go home.
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LMAO!!!!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:17pm.
an oldie but goodie from the Onion: "Marilyn Manson Now Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-try...
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That made me freaking cry from laughter.
"I thought he was collecting for Kiwanis...."!!!!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by SANS FARDS:"an oldie but goodie from the Onion: "Marilyn Manson Now Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-try..."
Ahahahaha! That was good.
I think the people who are dressing up to look scary and shocking or whatever are milquetoasts. People like Wilmer Valderramalamadingdong and Halle Berry and David Letterman's stalker are the real scary ones. They look normal, but the darkness and freakshow is on the inside.
There is something about bassists and guitarist that make my ladyparts quiver. Now add it being Johnny Depp playing guitar, I think I may have to excuse myself.
I hate that fat, bloated, stunt queen! And those emo/goth kids that follow his every idiotic move.
The only thing it's missing is a father turning on all the lights and telling Taylor that it's dinnertime and her bloated, grown lesbian friend needs to go home.
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True MK gold! LMAO!
I bet more than a few of the "Kanye has no talent!" commenters on the other post have a couple Marilyn Manson cds in their collection -- and still hate their parents!
Mommy, can I sleep in here tonight? I am having a waking nightmare.
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Devil's advocate.
Am I too jaded if I looked at this picture and thought, "Awww, does somebody want attention?"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Kill it.
*finishes reading MK's post*
AH! I get it now.
Ugh. I was just going to have some lunch. Think I'll have to wait a while now.
Further proof that Johnny Depp is on the bad shit.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:18pm.
Oh my!
This Gossip Girl actress from the C.W. Network and that middle aged Ohioan Brian Warner are so badass!
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just think... soon, they'll step it up enough to caddy for Alice Cooper!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:19pm.
*does the sign of the cross*
Why is there a Johnny Depp tag on this?
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So pretty!
Does Twiggy still play with MM?
Marilyn Manson is seriously one of the most unfortunate looking people I've ever seen. He's a derp without makeup and he's just fugly scary with it. He must fuck like a god to even share the same air with some of the women he goes out with.
Momsen, I just can't with you and Depp is a dirty hippy that I really wouldn't hit anymore.
*does the sign of the cross*
Why is there a Johnny Depp tag on this?
Oh my!
This Gossip Girl actress from the C.W. Network and that middle aged Ohioan Brian Warner are so badass!
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Dark-sided!
That's my Little J
Colour me surprised. A stupid little whore is acting like a stupid little whore.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!