Open Post: Hosted By Brad Pitt’s Hottest Look
I didn’t think Brad Pitt could ever top this picture, or this picture, or this picture, or this picture and he still hasn’t, but this stunning portrait from his high school basketball days comes close. We know who was brushing his golden hair mane 100 times with a Helene Curtis brush in the locker room before every game. Brad’s secret defense move was probably knocking his rivals’ to the floor by flipping those luscious locks. Never mind that a Missouri public high school actually named their basketball team the “Rejects” (was the Fuck-Ups taken?) and never mind that Shiloh today can play a 14-year-old Brad Pitt in a biopic about the Rejects. The real story here is that Brad was obviously born to play the title role in The Curious Case of Ann Jillian.
And scoot a pixie dust skid mark over that picture because it is definitely Peter Pan Dude-approved!