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April 12, 2012 / Posted by:

Milly, a 3-month-old chihuahua from Puerto Rico who has just hit the ho stroll and is trying to snatch away the world’s smallest dog crown from current holder (and the crackhead of my heart) Boo Boo!

Throwing photographers a “please don’t sneeze or my little ass will end up in the Atlantic Ocean” side-eye, Milly met the press the other day and let Boo Boo know that there’s always someone younger, smaller and eye bulgier coming after your title. Milly is three inches tall and weighs just under 6 oz., which is slightly bigger than Bai Ling’s nipple and twice the size of Jessica Simpson’s brain when it swells while she tires to produce a thought. Milly’s mouth is so tiny that she can’t get it around her mother’s nipple knob, so her caretaker Rivera Eizzil has to feed her with an eyedropper.

Guinness World Records told People that they can’t officially weigh Milly in until she’s at least a year old. So Milly has to go on the Posh diet for the next 9 months to stay looking like Nicole Richie as a newborn. But in the meantime, we can all awww (or hiss) at these pictures of Milly looking like an adorable hairy nutsack with Lisa Robin Kelly eyes.

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