Birthday Sluts

thanks for the Herbie Hancock links, Thamar and Dr. Funk.

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God don't like ugly.

Letterman looks like a serial
killer in that picture

"Shalikla!"

Oh Brendon Urie, I don't know if you're gay, even thought I get that vibe, but I still WOULD!
And love me some Art Alexakis and Everclear.

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

...and today would have been Tiny Tim's 80th birthday. I still miss him. He was so kind to me back when I knew him in the 80's.

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www.dungeonhordes.com

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happy birthday to magda, ed and herbie.

@ DR FUNK

Agreed upon, Herbie is my homeboy. Cantaloupe Island, baby.

HB HERBIE HANCOCK...Just keep making some of the best music human beings(or extraterrestrials) will ever know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEwFuU5irU

OR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knbmKDUYDXc&feature=related

Saoirse! Always going to be Briony to me, hah! Still, weird and oddly beautiful looking igrl, who's already 18? WTF!

David Letterman is... a late night talk show host. I like Norton and Ferguson. Do not like Leno or Letterman, sorry.

Brooklyn Decker: not a good actress. No idea if she is a good model, because this is not an occupation that I really follow. I don't stare at catalogs and shit, but I like seeing films and she's... not good.

Happy birthday to those sluts anyway though.

And happy anniversary to us! Mr. & Mrs. Neurotic's marriage is a bday slut today.

(I know many people believe marriage is for suckers and all, but mine has been good to me so far. Not saying there aren't bad ones out there and all!)

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:41pm.

I don't get the Letterman love....he is such a phony and thinks he is just so awesome. And that seems to be what Jon Stewart is turning into. I thought he was 65 at least 12 years ago.

I agree. He's a total sucktard. Can't stand 'im.

He's also a girl boner killer. I can't believe he knocked some chick up...he's so gross.

I don't get the Letterman love....he is such a phony and thinks he is just so awesome. And that seems to be what Jon Stewart is turning into. I thought he was 65 at least 12 years ago.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 8:58am.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 8:37am.
David Cassidy really did whimp out on Celebrity Apprentice
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I was kinda sad wasn't it Stan? He seemed like he spends a lot of time drinking alone.

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But I also think he was kind of bullied. Definitely bullied and set up by that vile Survivor guy, the one who did jail time for not paying his taxes, Richard something or other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTvUT_Hx4Dc

David Letterman - BORING. And a pervert.

"Saoirse" is pronounced "sare-sha" and is Irish for "freedom".

Andy Garcia is a total hot slut and has been married to the woman for decades, loved his kids and seems to be a really decent guy.

But I love his intense stare in movies and when he gets angry and speaks in Spanish. I'd tie him to a table and take what I wanted. NOM NOM!
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Dark-sided!

happy birthday to my OTHER boo brendon.

Nothing but love from me for Dave Letterman and Al Bundy.

Stefystef, well Happy slutty shared birthday to ya! Had you said something earlier we'd have brought some cake! Hehehee ;p

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Sharing a birthday with David Letterman ain't all it's cracked up to be. *LOL*

But sharing it with Ed O'Neill is cool. *s* I didn't know Herbie Hancock or Andy Garcia.

It could be worse... I could share a birthday with Octomom. At which I would go through the trouble of LEGALLY changing my birthday. *LOL*

ARIES RULES!!!!!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12

HB Dave!! And Andy Garcia could still get it. What a beautiful hunk o' burning love that man is.

It feels like letterman has been 65 for the last 20 years.

That kid in "Hannah," Happy Birthday!

Did anyone see that movie? "I missed your heart."

HB Dave! Just remember: you're never too old for gold teeth!

HB Andy Garcia, you gorgeous man!!!

HB Andy*drools*, Herbie*swoons* and the other b-day sluts today.

Love the name Saoirse Ronan, however it's pronounced... Heheh

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Happy Birthday to David Cassidy. Boy do I feel older, what with Keith Partridge turning 62! Here he is back in better days and times. I've always digged them Partridge tunes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTvUT_Hx4Dc

Wow Andy Garcia is 56 and Al Bundy is 66. Getting old sucks. Happy Birthday to them!

Meh to everyone else.

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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.

David Letterman. The dullest white man on Earth..

HB Mr. Bundy!
Happy Birthday David Cassidy (yes, his Celebrity Apprentice appearance was pathetic).

I just cannot respect Letterman. :( I try and fail.

That is all!

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 9:30am.
Me too! I knew he was doing her when I watched those dumb pranks. She came off as an airhead, and he was always blushing.

No one believed me either because she was so dumb.

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*knuckles!*

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 9:03am.
david letterman.
i KNEW he was boning stephanie when she was appearing in bits&skits on his show.
he tried to have her come off as an innocuous "cute lil boy" type on the show -and that was a dead giveaway -he overcompensated just a lil too much. he was muthafuckin smitten & dicking her hard and i saw it every time.
(yes, i am STILL self congratulating myself over this .... -because no one believed me when i pointed this shit out as it was going on).
regardless, i'm a fan o'dave.
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Me too! I knew he was doing her when I watched those dumb pranks. She came off as an airhead, and he was always blushing.

No one believed me either because she was so dumb.

I thought David Cassidy's bday was tomorrow?

What a group today: Al Bundy and David Letterman.

Shannon is 41? Wow, she looks a lot older.

Claire Danes looks 40.
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Douchechill!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE!!!! you are the best! His Taco Bell skits kill me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwvdmU36i5U

Happy birthday to jazz legend Herbie Hancock... I used to crank "Rock It" up!!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012

HB to the old guys I'd hit: David Letterman and
Andy Garcia.

Also to the fucking hilarious Magda Szubanski.

ETA: Claire Danes is 33? Really? I thought she was more my age... If someone asked me, I'd say she was 38.

David Letterman is rumored to be horse-hung.

Are there any photos or other verificatia of this?

david cassidy & celebrity apprentice =LOVED IT.
probably because i know a half dozen worthless pieces of shits like cassidy -so it was sorta cathartic to watch him get shown the hand (and door) -that his whiny, sniveling conjob of an act did not fool anyone.
i felt bad for his daughter ... that had to be embarrassing for her.

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

david letterman.
i KNEW he was boning stephanie when she was appearing in bits&skits on his show.
he tried to have her come off as an innocuous "cute lil boy" type on the show -and that was a dead giveaway -he overcompensated just a lil too much. he was muthafuckin smitten & dicking her hard and i saw it every time.
(yes, i am STILL self congratulating myself over this .... -because no one believed me when i pointed this shit out as it was going on).
regardless, i'm a fan o'dave.

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

HB al bundy! I Still get up early and watch married with children whilst having mah coffee..

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I have never loved life so much.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 8:37am.
David Cassidy really did whimp out on Celebrity Apprentice
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I was kinda sad wasn't it Stan? He seemed like he spends a lot of time drinking alone.

HB HERBIE HANCOCK!

"Chameleon"
live Basel Switzerland 2006

Thank you for being a great tunemaster for our
"Maiden Voyage"
1965

links work now if you are a fan..:-0

David Cassidy really did whimp out on Celebrity Apprentice...but HB anyway.

Shannen Doherty HB queen of bitches.

David Letterman..I don't mind Dave lets face
it he's better than Jay (who's unwatchable) but for me anyway Craig Ferguson is hands down the funniest bastard out there, I love his show

Shannen Doherty...Ya I would, I'm sure she'd be bitching at me the whole time but I still would.

Vince Gill...Not too big on country but I don't mind some of his tunes, at least it actually IS a country singer in the old school style

Andy Garcia....while he does big budget HW the best thing I like are his small well acted films.

Pat Travers..extremely underrated guitar player and all around musician for that matter.

David Cassidy...poor David, during Apprentice it seemed he had NO friends AT ALL to call on, having to get his daughter to bring in a measly 2500 which was probably his own money

Ed O'Neill...he will always be Al Bundy to me

Herbie Hancock...PHENOMINAL musician and thankfully not underrated

Happy Bday Sluts

My God! Who would imagine seeing Dave now on social security!!!

Vivid memories of watching Late Night with Dave when I was in college.

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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

Wow, Saoirse Ronan is 18 now!! She's such a beautiful girl and I thought she was great in The Lovely Bones.