Angie and Brad are slumping into a state of UGH so you don’t have to!
2013 may bring the Brangeloonies a new Brangelina temple in the form of a movie starring the both of them. No, the movie isn’t a remake of Rango with Angie Jolie in the title role or a big-screen version of Castlevania with Angie as the spider queen. Angie has already been thinking about shooting a cameo in Ridley Scott’s The Counselor and now Brad Pitt is also talking to Ridley about possibly taking a role. Michael Fassbender (that’s “Ass Bender” to you and me) will play the title role, a lawyer type who wants to get into the business of selling the bad shit. Deadline also says that Javier Bardem is close to being cast as the villain. Ridley will shoot that shit in Europe this June.
As all of us know, the first and only time Brad and Angie did a movie together, it created a tabloid monster that has terrorized our asses ever since, so I wonder what kind of foolery this movie is going to produce? I know everybody wants Angie to lure Michael Fassbender in with her hypnotic vagina, but that would be so typical. But really, we shouldn’t be talking about Brangie being in the same movie. We should be talking about how Ridley Scott better do the right thing by writing a substantial role for the real star of this movie: MICHAEL FASSBENDER’S PEEN! It better have the most lines and it better be the star of at least 3 musical montages. And it better have top billing over Brad and Angie.