Afternoon Crumbs

April 12, 2012 / Posted by:

I guess Keebler is making silicone titty bags for elves now, because Hayden Panatroll’s got a pair and they’re covering her chest with shades of Tori Spelling – The Superficial

ScarJo admits to sucking on Sean Penn’s dehydrated crotch noodle, which is not something someone should ever admit – Lainey Gossip

Strangely enough, this is also where Suri Cruises come from – Towleroad

Slow day on the ho stroll = the paps taking pictures of She-Pratt - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

No, RPattz doesn’t want to take his shirt off, because he knows the Twihards can sniff out his nipple meat from ten miles away – Celebitchy

Gluten-free weed and penis cakes does a chipmunk’s body good – Hollywood Tuna

Adam Levine is flattered by Jennifer Love Hewitt the same way Steve Rodgers was flattered by Wiener Dog – ICYDK

Hayden Christensen’s hairy Canadian bacon nipples for your pleasure – Popsugar

It’s probably just me, but Jennifer Lawrence is looking a little Zellweger-ish in this picture. B.Coop’s next beard? – The Berry

I am only okay with a Sabrina the Teenage Witch remake if Jocelyn Wildenstein plays Salem – Videogum

If I had a crack rock for every time Dreamboat went to rehab, I’d probably be in rehab with Dreamboat – The Daily What Gossip

No, I’m serious this time, either Blahna Del Taco’s upper lip is escaping or there’s an invisible fishing hook tugging at it – Just Jared

JLo’s revenge dress looks a lot like a red eye-shift hooker’s get money dress – Cityrag

Renee Olstead works her wonk at The Avengers premiere - Hollywood Rag

Melody Thornton is the epitome of class – SOW

Sweet Brown is back - Crunk + Disorderly

PANTY CREAMING CENTRAL: The Avengers premiere last night – I’m Not Obsessed



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