The Silver Fox Loses It Over Pussy Willows
My full body boner for Anderson Cooper has slowly gone halfway limp ever since I started watching his talk show (see: getting topless for Snooki) and so I haven't been making your eyes roll by foaming at the fingers over him in post after post, but I'm taking a break from my break from the Silver Fox to bring you this clip of his latest giggle meltdown. Since above everything Andy Coo is a serious SERIOUS journalist, he reported on Dyngus Day during his CNN show last night and ho could not keep it together (at the 1:40 mark). It's like somebody was tickling him in the dyngus with a pussy willow. QUICK, somebody tell a CNN intern to steal that chair, because I'm sure Andy left a little unicorn butt nectar on that seat from giggling so damn hard.
And in the great precious-off of April 2012, who wins? A Silver Fox giggling fit or a junkie kitty nom nom nom-ing on catnip?
The answer is: The Silver Fox giggling his silver-leafed ass lips off while watching the junkie kitty get its catnip fix.
(Thanks to Melissa and everybody else who sent this in)
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I'll skip the silver fuck, he's ok..Going a little Chupacabra, and I'll go straight to the "nom nom" kitty..she's a dear!!
Silver Fox giggles at my gym on astor. Will get the stalking video once I work less!
Hi Cowjam, Sorry I missed you,I lived all over, including Clarence and Niagara Falls, but, currently my parents live off the Elmwood strip, itls actually fun because it's close to things. But like you, I just can't with the drinking and drug problems there. It's a sad thing the amount of lives that are ruined. But there are also some great older folks there.
Did anyone else say "Catnip in a bottle" to the melody of "Message in a bottle" when they watchad that cat nom on the catnip in a bottle?
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 1:07pm.
Am I the only one who thought Anderson came off like a major fucking douchebag in that clip? Why is he making fun of this little holiday? Even before the pussy willow giggle fit he was a condescending, entitled asswhipe about it.
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I cosign 100%. I don't find his giggles to be very funny.. In fact I didn't see anything funny.. People celebrating.. The dyngus day parade was awesome and the celebration all week has been great! screw AC.
Time for him to pull his big boy pants down and come out of the closet.
WTH? I just watched the whole video on my son's PC. AC is an asshole. Nothing funny enough to make him giggle like that. Yeah, a couple of fat old broads doing the polka together, hardly unusual for WIVB-TV.
How anyone can get a hardon because of closet case Anderson is a mystery to me. He's about 5'6" and the typical "I-know-I'm-superior-to-everyone-but-pretend-to-be-down-to-earth" NYC snob. Could he be anymore awkward on his shitshow talkshow? This clip wasn't even funny, so not sure why girlfriend got the giggles.
Babe, just come out of the closet already.
"...pussy willow welts..." ROTFLMAO This phrase should be used every day by everyone in AT LEAST one sentence.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I have a pretty good idea now what he sounds like when getting a big dong up his butt.
God, he is a mess.
As a Polish boy from Pittsburgh, we celebrated Dyngus Day, too. We got water balloons and chased gangs of girls all over town and pelted them with the balloons until they were soaked. Then they called us fags and everybody went home.
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"There'll be war and there'll be peace
Everything one day will cease.
All the iron turns to rust
All the Cloud Men turn to dust."
- Pink Floyd "Childhood's End"
Saltydog, I didn't find the clip of Andy giggling like a ninny very cute. Rubbed me the wrong way. I got a definite whiff of bluestocking elitist laughing at the stupid blue collar joes and their silly plebeian customs.
And he laughed for a minute straight. It wasn't THAT funny.
I love that cat! So cute!
Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 3:13pm.
I grew up in Riverside. Where were you from? The main reason I never went back is because I have a drinking problem, and you just can't avoid drinking there. My BFF still there is a rehab nurse, she'll never run out of business.
I can understand the giggles from news reporters looking at video of models walking down runways in 14 inch high heels and ending up on their face but this wasn't even funny. Is he mental?
Ok MK, ya got me, he is cute when he giggles, it's infectious, but he is still a snob. I'm from Buffalo, long ago, don't let them fool you, we never need a "day" to start drinking. I'm in favor of a day that Buffalo stops drinking, puts down the chicken wing, turns off the football and goes outside to shovel my walk!
My PC is too slow to buffer the video. Did AC go to Buffalo for Dyngus Day? Gah, when I was growing up there it was such a big, fucking event.
So, I end up in North Africa and, guess what? They have the same frigging event, only they call it "Smelling the Breeze"!
OK, the video loaded enough for me to see the WIVB logo. Gah, gonna go shoot myself now!!!
Looks like Buffalo Day here on the D. Vincent Gallo's birthday and Dyngus Day.
The minute I saw this last night I knew that MK would report on it... Anderson knows how to play coy and cutsy-poo.
he giggles like a girl.
olololol vegaschick.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Anderson is okay, but face it, he's a product of nepotism. He wouldn't be where he's at if he wasn't a Vanderbilt. And Michael could score way hotter babes IMHO. I couldn't bag a guy who giggles like a little girl. And that cat is precious!
@ Jack - LOL @ Albino Boy. Sort of off-topic - had a friend in junior high/high school that was an albino. She looked like Edgar Winter
oooooooh! >:^T
when i saw this clip this mornin' i KNEW mk would be giving 2nd helpings of this albino prima donnadactyl's giggle-fest over a fluff piece that he delusionally thinks he's TOO "above".
as if.
damned mamma's boy.
there's only 2 folks i know who squeee over this pencil neck freak -mk and my mother.
for shame, mk, for shame. tsk tsk.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I'm the same way with melted Oreo cookie ice cream.
Looking at the links below the post...I was just thinking the other day about ANS's daughter and how Larry Birkhead hasn't pimped her out since the whole custody battle thing.
(or am I forgetting famewhoring events?)
Anderson Cooper is a boring elitist snob.
Can I just say my husband has the WORST FUCKING TASTE in TV shows. "Last Man Standing" completely fucking SUCKS.
*plays draw something*
I've never owned cats, but I respect them. You can feed them, house them, spoil them and they'll still look at you like they're trying to tell you to fuck off. Any creature that can embrace their inner bitch and make no apologies is A-ok in my book.
My dad has a 13 year old cat who adores him but I swear my dad is like a fucking waiter for this animal. It's like watching a trained seal who jumps every time his master twitches his tail.
Um, can we talk about the fabulous upholstery on the couch where the most adorable cat is being treated to the nip?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sorry MK, but there is nothing physically appealing about this man. He's just a mass of blandness.
I just seen on the news here that the organizers will make him the Pussywillow Prince next year if he agrees to come visit. If he accepts I wonder if there will be a Michael K sighting at the Terminal
Not Impressed - LMAO @ partying on a school night.
I'm just tired. Not sure if it was the flu or what but I still don't have an appetite. And it's been raining here for two days :(
Anywhore, HAPPY HUMPDAY!
Okay, the cat is a freak and I want it! And Anderson is cute, too with his giggles.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 1:14pm.
Hope you're feeling better! I didn't work on Monday, either. I was heading back to DC from NC so I spent a good chunk of the day in the car. It's funny how short weeks drag. I'm also hungover because I'm dumb and go out on weeknights.
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Douchechill!
That cat has huge paws. I wonder if it's a mixed breed (domestic and wild)
alright, I think my abs have been exercised for today.
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God don't like ugly.
That cat is cute. Is it a bengal?
Anderson's giggle reminds me of my niece who laughs like crazy when she hears the word "fart" or "poop"
I will join Michael K in the temple called Anderson Cooper. bwaaaaa I was in tears watching this. Hilarious!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I want that cat!!!!!
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 1:07pm.
Is it Friday yet?
WORD. I'm sitting at my desk asking the same thing.
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I was home sick Monday, so yesterday was my Monday and today is just dragging Toby ass. Seriously, it's only 10:23am?
Sorry, AC, you're still just another pretentious fuck.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 1:07pm.
Is it Friday yet?
WORD. I'm sitting at my desk asking the same thing.
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Douchechill!
Love the giggling! But if I wasn't embarrassed to be Polish-American already, I am now.
Is it Friday yet?
Am I the only one who thought Anderson came off like a major fucking douchebag in that clip? Why is he making fun of this little holiday? Even before the pussy willow giggle fit he was a condescending, entitled asswhipe about it.
Though by no means the next Walter Cronkite, Anderson Cooper has ably reported from around the world on the news. Most of the news is damn fucking depressing. Let him giggle! Lots of us enjoy it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I still like Silver Fox's hysterical Depardieu fit better! He really LOST it there!
"tickling him in the dyngus with a pussy willow" - YES, that's what it looks like haha
What a happy pussy! nomnomnom lalalalalala ;p
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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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I love Andy and his giggling like a little girl.
Now you need to work on diffusing your enthusiasm for Prince What's-His-Name, MK.
OK, I've watched it 4 times now. The best part to me is at 1:38, just after the pussy willow, and before the giggling. I can't help myself. I adore Anderson Cooper.
That kitty was a very close second, though!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson