Kim Kardashian Is Kanye West’s “Beyonce”

In the wise words of New York from Flavor of Love: BEEEE-YON-SAAAAAAAAAAY?!!!!!!

Just like the rapture, the unholy K Hell union of Kim Kardashian and Kanye Kardashian née West was a long time coming and Gay Fish has been patiently waiting for his turn at her urinal cakes ass. An inside source (government name: Pimp Mama Kris) tells UsWeekly that is on a Kuntrashian high and thinks that besides being the reigning emperor and empress of the Illuminati, he and Kim can also be the world’s newest power couple. Kanye is telling friends that he’s the Jay-Z to Kim’s Beyonce. Will the Blue Fairy please make an appearance and turn Beyonce’s Blue Ivy decoy doll into a real girl so she can slap the shit out for Kanye for thinking this? The source went on to say that Kanye has been chasing Kim for a while and he’s hoping their relationship goes all the way:

“It’s not a PR stunt. They’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce! Now that Kim has gotten over the Kris drama . . . she sees how much Kanye loves her.

Kim and Kanye’s relationship is so fake that if you turned it into liquid form and poured it into a syringe, Kim would inject it into her face without asking if it’s FDA approved or not. There’s really three hos involved in this completely staged relationship: Kim, Kanye and the one they love the most, ATTENTION! I swear, Pimp Mama Kris is an evil genius and will go down in history as Lucifer’s greatest creation.