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Thomas Elliot! Don’t look at me like I just asked you the middle name of one of your kids. Unlike that question, you know this! You know who Thomas Elliot is. Thomas is like the most famous man….at a mall….in Virginia…for like a couple of hours one day. Yes, THAT Thomas Elliot.
Taking STUNT QUEEN moves to social experimental levels, regular person Thomas Elliot and a few of his friends made a bunch of strangers at a Virginia mall believe that he was a famous movie actor who fought Spider Man in The Hunger Games, or something. One of Thomas’ friends tipped the first domino by screaming something like, “OHMYGAW! It’s Thomas Elliot! Can I get a pitcher with you?,” and it didn’t take long before people started asking him for his autograph without even knowing who in the hell he is. (“Lucky bitch.” – Mischa Barton while sitting in the food court of a mall hoping that someone just caught a rerun of The OC on SOAPnet)
After a few minutes of this, screaming girls crowded him, a few people Tweeted about it and mall security had to step in. As far as I know, not one person stepped away from the sheep herd to find out this was a prank by simply Googling the name: THOMAS ELLIOT. (Although, I can’t really judge these dumbasses. If I was there, I would’ve figured Thomas Elliot was the dude who invented English muffins.)
And somewhere, Pimp Mama Kris is cackling at this, because her daughter/main ho didn’t even have to get off of her back to become world famous.
P.S. – This is also a great way to get laid, and a great way to steal babies.
via Reddit