Crazy Ass Courtney Love Accuses Dave Grohl Of Trying To Get With Frances Bean

April 11, 2012 / Posted by:

When you mix Twitter, no shame and Xanax powder cut with roach poison, you get the mess of words that Courtney Love spewed onto the Internet last night. Courtney and Dave Grohl have been scrappin’ ever since Kurt Cobain died and she’s long accused him of stealing her money, and last night she accused him of trying to hump on 19-year-old Frances Bean. Just when you think Courtney can’t possibly out-crazy herself, the crazy bitch does it and then some. Do they make straitjacket covers for laptops, because if they do, Courtney’s laptop needs one.

Tweeting under the name @Cbabymichelle, Courtney told her followers that she heard from a driver who drove Frances Bean and Dave Grohl to his house that he was all over her in the back of the car. Courtney then goes on and on and on, and reading her Tweets is like watching a hamster on meth repeatedly vomit while running on the wheel. Courtney protected her account, but Gawker got screen shots of the crazy and put it all in order so your brain doesn’t completely melt while trying to make sense of this foolery:

Reliable source? Bitch, I’d hardly call the visions you see after smoking an Adderall pill out of your old crack pipe a “reliable source.” Court is not only saying that Dave Grohl committed a WRONG by hitting on Kurt’s daughter, but she’s also saying that Dave is sexually obsessed with Kurt? Like since Dave Grohl can’t rub his wet nipples all over Kurt, he’s going to rub them all over Kurt’s daughter? I throw myself onto Court’s crazy train every time it pulls into my station, but bitch is going too far now. Especially when she said that Dave Grohl rode Kurt’s coattails, when this insane ho burned her heels off from riding Kurt’s coattails waterski-style.

The best part is that the @davegrohl Courtney kept Tweeting is some Germany student. The second best part is that Courtney didn’t even know she set herself up when she Tweeted: “him i am about to shoot, dead.” That’ll bring her Nirvana victim count to a grand total of two.

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