Madonna is being assembled in preparation for her upcoming tour. – JMSTAHL
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Warning : Steroids may cause knees to turn into Lindsay Lohan lips. – daisy100
With Lamar now out of work, Khloe starts strengthening her legs to carry the family. – WillDevil
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