Tuesday, April 10th 2012
The Zac Efron Butt Party Is Over
Even Zac Efron has "Zac Efron's naked ass cheeks" on his Google Alerts, because three seconds after his Hostess bottom cakes went viral, the most beautiful man princess in the land closed the terry cloth curtain and is not about to give us an encore. Now Zac Efron can prance around with his twinkly b-hole out without having to worry about paps with zoom lenses taking his picture for all us disgusting, moral-less piece of trash pervs to see. HOW SELFISH OF HIM! Oh well, at least we'll always have (NSFW) this Photoshopped picture of Zac Efron wearing Not Zac Efron's dick.
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Oh come on Zach, don't you read the little card in your bathroom about how much water, resources and energy it takes to wash and dry all those towels!
It's like the good old days of Jayne Mansfield and her breakaway dress that would accidentally fall apart whenever a camera was in the general vicinity. She knew exactly what she was doing. Zac, the New Jayne. (No offense to Jayne's daughter, Mariska Hargitay, a sensible woman and good actress.)
oh and if you are going to do such a bad photoshop job why not give him a great big honker instead of that tiny little thing! c'on people get with it!!!!
"they can shove their cameras up under your skirts,"
yeah that pisses me off and i agree. celebs should expect to get their pics taken cos it comes with the territory, the only exception being when a pap shoves his camera up your skirt cos hes a perv imo it should be ok by law to give em' a swift kick to the balls! no one should have to deal with that crap!
"Why can't Dwayne Johnson and Joe Manjello be out there with their stuff hanging out? "
FUCK YES! i second that! why cant this happen? we rarely get any man meat, i still would take zac but now hes not giving us the goods yet if it were vanessa hudgens she'd have her asscrack all over that glass to give us a better look. so unfair :(
zac is shy to show his lady bush, unlike vanessa hudgens who flashed it to the world.
Now I see why Vanessa Hudgens left his ass
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Do they still have "Scared Straight," because that is what he needs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVqeebIydio
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Zac needs those towels!
After he jacks off to his glass of juice, he needs a wipe down. So does the juice.
Towels on the balcony? Where is he anyway - Panama City Beach?
"Shalikla!"
zac only requested those towels so it can block the paps view of him, when he is sitting out on the balcony naked with one hand holding binoculars perving on the 1 direction twinks and one hand fapping his little zac.
i bet zac has already sent an invite for one direction to come to his room and give him a personal performance..wink wink
cuz you know zac comes from high school musical, so he wants to um... sing and dance afew tunes with the 1direction, maybe wrestle abit... clothes come off... before you know it, he has 2 dicks in his mouth....or something
Call me insane, if you must. But couldn't he--I'm taking a wild leap now--keep his clothes on and his hand off his pee-pee outdoors?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Poor Zac, why won't the world just let him masturbate on the balcony with his pants falling off. You'd think anyone would be so embarrassed they would move to a whole new city, but Zac just puts up towels and plays peek-a-boo with the world. What a guy.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
It woulda been cooler if he'd had a sense of humor about it or had the sense not to live in a glass house being a celebrity and all. Herrrrp derp. Also, bath towels? Lol.
I don't care...I still would.
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yeah, okay, like that ball scratching wasn't planned. just like dropping the condom on the red carpet. were you going to use it during your premiere? either youre a publicity whore for doing it or an idiot for dropping it. I can't tell which is worse. publicity whore or moron.
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Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:05pm.
I find him to be semi-attractive.
(I find that he resembles Old lady Laura Bush.)
Wtf is it with balconies and actors? Ditch the neon trucker hats. Attention whores. Oh and Zack or whatever, you're nothing special.
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Hey Management. Just move this little cunt to another room or tell him to keep his fucking clothes on. Is this little drama queen the only guest at the hotel? Grow the fuck up Zac, it ain't all about you!
Furry-Hunk-Of-M..., yup Doc's right, the closeup shows it's fake, but they did a great job. It's credible enough and had it been me, I'd have given him a bigger one, just for shits-and-giggles! ;p
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<"Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:37pm.">
The upper body doesn't even match up with the bottom! Looks like one of MK's Photoshops.
http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2012/04/breaking_zac_efron_sydney_cock...
Queerclick Sticky has the same series of photos but with an alleged peen and balls pic...see link above
Please, Mary!
As if he's not madly planning his next peep show.
I find him to be semi-attractive.
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Maybe you shouldnt be sratching your balls outside, fool!
Like he couldn't have figured out that the balcony was enclosed in glass when he got the place. "Oh, gee they can see me through this glass.." derp, derp, derp.
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Say what you will, the boy's got hardwood floors
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
It's a shame you gotta ruin part of the patio view in order for no one to see your bottom half.
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don't mind having celebrity cash, but the papz would drive me crazy...it's like those medical questions people want to ask you all the time cause you're a doctor and get upset when you dont want to answer them
they can shove their cameras up under your skirts, stalk you like crazy people, but you can't do jack shit to them...
I must say I do feel a sense of joy when one of the more pushy papz gets what coming to them.
I know .. i'm posting on a "celeb" site.. dont want to offend anyone, but just thinking about the life is frustrating
*ducks the daggers*
A very windy day must be in the forecast.
Must prolong this nonsense as long as is possible.
What an obvious attempt at reverse psychology. Bitch please.
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When I read "Butt party is over" I thought he meant because the towels are clean at first, haha.
He still needs to age about 10 years. Not my type at all.
Why can't Dwayne Johnson and Joe Manjello be out there with their stuff hanging out? That's what I want to see...
That's a good photoshop hahaha thanks for that MK! But jeeze, what a prude friend of Tebow and Swifty he is! *eye roll*
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Hahahahahahahahaha omg love that link!!!!
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Submitted by SalmaNella - Sometimes, I love photoshop!
I agree - that's hilarious! And who is Zac kidding? We know the real reason for the towels is to hide his gay lovah! (Zac demonstrates in Thumbs #6 & 7.)
Sometimes, I love photoshop!
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