Let this clip from the local news warn you about the dangers of texting and walking at the same time. The next time you do it, you could be mauled by a wild bear and you only get one cell phone bar in a bear’s stomach. But seriously, the thing that bothers me the most about this clip is that the dude freaks out and runs away like the bear that’s staring him down is John Travolta. That’s not how you deal with a bear in 2012. You’re supposed to stop, take a tall video of the bear, upload that to YouTube, take a picture and upload that to Instagram before changing your Facebook status to “is about to slide down a bear’s froat to meet Jesus.” Come into the now, ho!