How Pete Doherty Dealt With Amy Winehouse's Death
Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty opened up to NME (Side note: You're not alone if the words "Pete Doherty" and "opened up" in the same sentence makes your brain burp up the image of Goatse.) about how all he could do was shit, cry, yodel, shit and shit after his best friend and partner in fuckery Amy Winehouse died. Shit got so serious that Dreamy was close to needing a scuba kit to breathe under the rising scat stew that almost drowned him. Dreamy said:
"When Amy died I was sat in a matchbox room in Camden Town, not able to leave, basically wallowing in my own filth. Literally knee-deep in shit. Literally not able to move. I couldn't speak, I couldn't see anyone, I couldn't pick up the guitar and when I did pick up the guitar it was woeful ballads about how Amy wouldn't be coming round tonight. It wasn't a very inspiring time."
On a positive note, at least he got a bath, even if it was a scat bath. I swear, I need to scrub my brain with a Baby Wipe after that visual and I'm surprised this is the first time I've had that visual since rolling around on a bed of caca seems like a regular day for Dreamy.
And yes, after all that, I still would, but sucking on his knee caps is out of the question!
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Crimeny - why do I alway miss the Pete posts.
Peter is speaking figuratively and when he says "knee deep in my own filth" he means his filth. His 'shit' is his 'stuff' - cig butts, needles, scratch paper and pens, dirty underwear, empty beer tins, food wrappers, soiled hankies, piled up blankets and pillows, boots, fermented laundry, wallet, keys, smokes, big gulp styrofoam cups, crack pipes, tattered notebooks.
According to a mutual friend of ours, this is the way he was living in Camden long before Amy died and I guess this is where he stayed for a while.
The stories I hear!
He didn't look so devastated when I saw him happily drinking beer two days after her death at the Crown and Goose pub in Camden. What a twat.
he looks like he is sans pants and underwear and is going commando style.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 8:08pm.
Look at that pale, sweaty, doughy stomach. No, on second thoughts, don't.
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If dreamboat isn't screaming "Unshowered Ukrainian Nosferatu on Meth" then I don't know wtf is! Goddamn
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:27pm.
When is he not wallowing in his own filth?
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haha! he means, as opposed to every other day in his life?
One time he cleaned up, and looked halfway decent. That was a while ago. Haven't seen it since.
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Winter is coming!
Look at that pale, sweaty, doughy stomach. No, on second thoughts, don't.
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When is he not wallowing in his own filth?
I'm sure someone has said this in one Dreamboat post or another, but he reminds me of Pig Pen from the Peanuts Gang. Like, a cloud of rancid grime follows him. Even his shadow must reek of putrid, diseased, ass-crack. He's a walking smegma stick. Fucking gross.
That anyone bumps fuck-parts with him is inconceiveable. The man is a bio-hazard.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Sweetas - you haven't seen SHIT until you've seen 1 Priest 1 Nun. (I mean that LITERALLY, sadly enough).
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Why aren't I married to this man, yet? We would look so good together. He is the epitome of health and doesn't do any drugs unless they're prescribed by his dentist.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Deb: ahhh thanks for bringing Tub Girl to mind....
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Who is Tub Girl, snowy? I have no idea.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Pobrecito is still fine.
you're suppose to think of ME when you see dreamboat.
just saying.
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:42pm.
To think that Kate Moss actually locked lips with this.
Ugh, don't remind me. I totally forgot about that.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 1:11pm.
I think he needs to look up 'literally' in the dictionary.
He's using it figuratively.
I concur... metaphorically.
To think that Kate Moss actually locked lips with this.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
they should have gotten this trick to play Barnabas Collins in the new Dark Shadows.
No make-up prep time required. bitch is always good to go, and can stay awake filming for daaaaayys on end without sleep.
Ok Pete, we get it - you are a sensitive, tortured artist who can only express himself through woeful ballads.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Submitted by Deb: ahhh thanks for bringing Tub Girl to mind....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
how do you respect your friends memory by wallowing in your shit, I think he meant it figuratively...
*bonds with Whamo* @ Charlie and Mike, me too! Every time I see him I think of the Artful Dodger.
I think I've seen a Goatse pic. Either that or there are lots of guys putting wine bottles up their asses. *can never unsee*
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 1:11pm.
I think he needs to look up 'literally' in the dictionary.
He's using it figuratively. (Plus it's fun to imagine him saying "lit'rally.")
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Let's think about this for a minute, folks. Pete was probably doing so much smack that he was nodding out on the floor. Laying on his back. the height of his knees was at most a couple of inches.
P.S. If you're not wearing pants when you shit yourself, it goes all over!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If only he couldn't pick up the guitar more often.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Oh Fuck No! -- DListed is adding auto-start audio flash ads!!!.... c'mon guys, you know everyone hates those!!
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 1:16pm.
"I think Pete is kind of a smooth looker in his own way. He is so fucking English looking it is scary. You could clean him up and put him in a Masterpiece Classic and he would be to die for."
lol, I always think of Pete's look as Modern Day Dickensian.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 1:16pm.
"I think Pete is kind of a smooth looker in his own way. He is so fucking English looking it is scary. You could clean him up and put him in a Masterpiece Classic and he would be to die for."
Are you kidding? I think he is probably one of the least attractive men I have ever seen in my life, and not because he is disgusting and has no hygiene. He is a big white blob with a face like an old woman. What part of him is good-looking... his nose? His eyes? All I see is UGLY!!!
I think Pete is kind of a smooth looker in his own way. He is so fucking English looking it is scary. You could clean him up and put him in a Masterpiece Classic and he would be to die for. Too bad he is a junkie, because from what I hear he is a good musician, even though I have never heard his music.
He clearly isn't referring to faeces.
The word 'literally' is referring to 'knee-deep' and not 'shit'. So no mistake there. He means that all his things were piled up so high that they "literally" reached his knees. Am I the only one who sees that?
Maybe it's a Brit thing.
"*Literally* knee-deep in shit"?
I think he needs to look up 'literally' in the dictionary.
But in his case, to be fair, his use of the word 'literally' might be correct here.
Why did he say that he'd been wallowing in his own filth as if it was some sort of aberration?
Sometimes I think that he might actually be maybe "good-looking?" if he was cleaned- up, combed his hair, wore a suit, got some new teefs-- I kinda see the potential there, I know that it's tough to visualize, but for some reason I always try to with him... Do any pictures even exist of him where he doesn't resemble a fourth-rate vagabond??
Probably doesn't bathe more than once every quarter. Just nast.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
How the guy gets laid is beyond me. If what we can see isn't clean I can't imagine how dirty what we can't is. The grossest thing is you just know some girl out there is willing to put his skank dog in her. LOL!!!
somebody needs to introduce this tool to the meaning of the word "literally"
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
I thought that was just a normal day for this nasty fuck.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
He always looks like he has consumption. Didn't they find a cure for that, like 100 years ago?
I've sort of wondered if he starts the morning off clean and fresh and then has this special little routine he goes through where he dips his hands in shit, has a pail of foul slime he wipes in his hair and then has a couple of goons rough him up so he looks like a drugged out disaster.
I don't know how else he's actually still a functioning person that someone else is willing to fuck.
I seriously hope he's one of the many who misuse the word literally.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 12:31pm.
Pete, idk why I find your crazy ass endearing
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I'm actually a huge fan of his (I know I say this every PD post:). I didn't know who he was till I read MK goofing on him so I looked him up on youtube a couple of years ago and I have to say I was hooked right away. I honestly think he's one hell of a songwriter and lyrically the guy is quite brilliant IMO anyway. It's hard to look at him at times and he pretty much always looks like drugged out ass but I like him nonetheless
I think I learned of goatse the same time I found dlisted. SO WRONG.
Pete is such a filthy creature. Seriously. I can't believe he is someone's father.
*vomits*
Goatse. I learn something new everyday here. But as I've said before I'm terrified what my brain might be replacing with these new things. If one new Dlisted fact would knock out the old one (Goatse takes the place of Courtney Stodden's dog's name: Bizarre) I might be cool with it but I think someone's birthday or a telephone number just got replaced.
lmao this asshole is still alive?
Why does anyone still talk about this trash bag? He's repulsive and not even marginally talented. If I want to watch a trainwreck, we have Lindsay Lohan here in the states...she's at least a lot easier on the eyes.
I'm so confused by this picture. Is that a nipple below the hat, 4 feet away from his face?
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
*cough*pants*cough*
Pete, idk why I find your crazy ass endearing, but I do. Next time just say "I was devastated and housebound" and call it a day, okay? Oh and please wash yourself. With soap. Sorry about your dear friend, I miss her too.
oh god when i saw that picture i thought u were going to have a link to a NSFW work page where we see pete's little peter.
i swear that picture looks like he is nude underneath cuz of the beer gut.
How much would you have to shit in a day to be literally knee-deep in it?
Nevermind. I don't want to know.
I always get an icy pang of horror when I remember that old Petey here has children.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Pete needs to stop living his life as if it's Trainspotting
Caca, belly button and knee caps are what I took away from this!! *drums bare belly* ;]
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