Tuesday, April 10th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sweet Brown, an Oklahoma City gem who was interviewed by the local news after a fire broke out in her apartment complex on Saturday afternoon. First of all, her name is Sweet Brown. Second of all, her name is Sweet Brown. Third of all, HER NAME IS SWEET BROWN. Fourth of all and most important of all, Sweet Brown brings up a good point that I've never thought about before: Who's really got time for bronchitis?

(Thanks, Chris)

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turnelbup's picture

I. LOVE. HER!!!!!!

@Knight and you must be OTHER cause you sure sound dumb!

oh dave's picture

Good thing she woke up and needed that pop. She has a nice voice and told the story well. Maybe she will be discovered.

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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:43am.

@IF - Can't give you a shout-out from North York. Will a midtown Toronto shout-out be good enough for you? :-)

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Awwwww! That works! Tronno was the first place in North America I ever went and I really liked it. My goal was always to move to the States but Canada made me nearly change my mind. People were great too.
Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I had stayed in Toronto instead of moving to the States.

OH, WHAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Twat Muffin's picture

IF is right, if I'm going out to by a case of Coca-Cola, I'll say I'm going out to buy "pop," and I live in Chicago. Sweet Brown sounds so sweet & fun; I'm glad she made it out of the fire. I'd love to share a cold pop with her, too.

sflilbear's picture

I now love Sweet Brown! She makes me happy. I would love to have a chat with her over a cold pop.

Andrei's picture

You should all take a field trip to OKC. I wanna have a party.

Andrei's picture

Kind of weird to see the news station you watch at home on dlisted! Or a clip of it, I should say. Yeah.. OKC is um.. special.

maryquitecontrary's picture

As a pop-drinking Canadian who just spent the weekend in Minneapolis, I sure do love how African-American men call me "Baby". "Hi Baby." "Baby, how are you." "You have a good day, Baby." I can't thank you enough for making me smile.

Suzy Farkis's picture

Now if Dial-a-Celeb had Sweet Brown, I would pay for her to talk to me. I want to hear about her cold pop first-hand.

Chirio's picture

ahahahaahahaha Sweet Brown made me smile. she seems like she has a positive outlook in life lol! did she say "sweet lord there's a safari or fire?"

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 9:20am.

What a great on the street interview. How the anchor wasn't smiling, I have no idea.

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There was no expression, not even a smirk.

My grandparents (and often my dad) always say soda-pop...but I always say soda.

I think we can all agree that the dumbest is the people who call all types of soda coke. "I'd like an orange coke" "I'd like a coke" "what kind?" "root beer"

fucking idiots

JcMaya's picture

So, the fire was climbing in your windows?

poshjosh's picture

5...4...3...2...1... and Auto Tune!

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Submitted by marinara on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:15am.
Sweet Brown. Any relation to Difficult?

LMFAO!! Can't wait to get home and listen to this. And snowy it's not confusing. "Do you want a coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" See, simple as PAH.

lol and HB UVY!! *hands BooBoo some wipes*

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Sweet lord, I could listen to this doll all day!! But what about the FIREFIGHTERS, Sugar? ;)

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Thanks, Deb! ♥ I almost died laughing.

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Deb's picture

UVY - first of all, happy belated birthday, girl! Second, hahahahahaha!!!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

So yesterday was my birthday and my husband has a habit of buying me multiple cards- one funny, one wildly inappropriate and one mushy. I was reading the gushy sentiments in the mushy one and stopped short when I got to, "Your love whispers to me in tender brown tones".

WHAT???

Turns out it was from Hallmark's Mahogany collection. I'm hoping Miss Sweet Brown was somehow responsible for the sheer poetry in my card.

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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

Mustang Sally's picture

@IF - Can't give you a shout-out from North York. Will a midtown Toronto shout-out be good enough for you? :-)

I was at the grocery store, recently, and a new, very young cashier said something or other about the 'soda'. I'd never heard anyone use that term here in 'pop' land, so I said to her, "Are you an American?!" - which, probably, sounded more like, "Are you from another planet?!".☺ Turned out her father was and, since he always said soda, so did she. Hey, kid, you're in Canada, learn our language (No, I didn't say that!).

I'm having a cold pop, right now, Sweet Brown, no fire or bronchitis involved.

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Deb's picture

Now that is a Sweet Hot Slut!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

IrishFury's picture

I agree that Sweet Brown is the hottest slut we've had in a long time.
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Submitted by marinara on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:15am.

Sweet Brown. Any relation to Difficult?

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LOL! They must be each other's evil twin!
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IrishFury's picture

the midwest uses "pop" too. I learned "pop" when I lived in Toronto for a few months way back in the day (shout out to North York!) and then moved to America and the midwest and no-one says "soda" here, everyone says "pop".

Now I go back to Ireland and say "pop", it's a great word and I ain't giving it up!
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Suzy Farkis's picture

Canadians and Brits say 'pop' and we're in good company with Sweet Brown.

We also say 'chocolate bar', not candy bar.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:32am.

Jacko, that's just confusing, what if you want a Sprite?
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No one drinks Sprite...

and wth, did MK go back to bed... WAKE UP PRETTY PRINCESS!
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I liked how it sounded like she was talking to jesus in prayer instead of to the newslady.

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Dr. Dick's picture

I thought she was charming. I bet that chick doesn't have a fake bone in her body.

snowpiece's picture

Jacko, that's just confusing, what if you want a Sprite?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:20am.

say coke for everything
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*raises hand*
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harperharper's picture

oh my god america.

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SoulTaker's picture

I, too, call soda 'pop'.

snowpiece's picture

LOL
yeah, some places they say pop or they say coke for everything, wierdos!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

marinara's picture

Sweet Brown. Any relation to Difficult?

elegantlady's picture

Media loves interviewing people like this to continue to push the idea that 'they all' are delightfully ignorant. If there had been someone that spoke regular English & a person of color willing to be interviewed, they'd be by-passed so Sweet could "keep it real" and tell it like it is and make everyone comfortable with this ridiculous minstrel show that the media loves to push.
So. Over. This. Shit.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Every f'n day!!! Every f'n day I say to myself "Will today be the day that my "People" keep it classy and don't embarrass us?" Every day, I am disappointed...........

Maybe a cold pop with soothe my sorrows!

Emeriesan's picture

Muhah! She sounds like the Spirit of Jazz

"Oh lawd jeezuz there's a FAHR"

WTFOMGLOL's picture

This will be auto-tuned on Youtube in 3....2...

Meet the next Antoine Dodson .. :D

Puppy Love's picture

Sweet Brown, I love you!

Now for a cold pop.

Whamo's picture

Wow, for a second there I thought it was 1870!?

Stan Hooper's picture

Lord Jesus, thank you for savin' Sweet Brown.

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FAR!!!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

robotdevil's picture

I love her. Ain't nobody got time for that!

Juniperjump's picture

I can't stop watching Sweet.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

I THOUGHT SOMEONE WUZ BBQ'N!!!
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Chris Knight's picture

Sweet Brown... What else to expect, she's black...

WWJDFAKB's picture

Definitely one of my favorite HSOTD candidates. I always thought referring to soda as pop was an ol' timey thing until I heard somebody around my age from a different state say it, I was a kinda surprised I have to say.

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