Evening Crumbs | Dlisted

How many calico cats were skinned alive to make Rooney Mara's weave? - Just Jared

Chris Evans is always making furrowy faces like a worried puppy or a constipated puppy....who is also worried - Lainey Gossip

Madge's MDNA breaks a record, just not the record her ass was hoping to break - Towleroad

BREAKING: Beyonce spotted without the color blue on for the first time in weeks! (Unless, she's tricking us all by wearing waterproof blue nipple paint) - Celebitchy

Jessica Simpson made a joke, I think - The Superficial

Ick. Nast. Save it for your escort ad, bitch! - Hollywood Tuna

Things That Shouldn't Exist: Bobbi Kristina's reality show - The Daily What Gossip

And then Halle Berry raged at a seagull and accused it of being a mole hired by Gabriel Aubry - Popoholic

Please tell me Ricki Lake's witness chanted "GO RICKI! GO RICKI! GO! GO! GO RICKI!" as she walked down the aisle - ICYDK

Julia Roberts in a bikini. The end. - Popsugar

And Katherine Heigl added, "I did not feel that Naleigh gave me the material to warrant a Mother of the Year nomination, so I am withdrawing myself from the competition." - IDLYITW

Keep your eyes closed, baby, KEEP THEM CLOSED FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!! - Crunk + Disorderly

One of them is Katy Perry, right? - The Berry

PETA (not the breadmaker) vs. Katniss - Videogum

I almost didn't recognize Alicia Silverstone without her kids' mouth on her face - Hollywood Rag

Does that dog know where that cigar has been? (SPOILER ALERT: Probably in Monica Lewinsky) - Cityrag

Paul McCartney almost joined Heather Mills at the one shoe only store and he has Demi Lovato to thank for that - I'm Not Obsessed

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 5:40pm.

Rooney looks like crap.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 5:12pm.

Thanks agirl, never would have guessed! She's either very talented or whatanerd... ;)

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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 5:04pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:12pm.

agirl, which one was Mara in The Social Network? I don't remember seeing her?

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She was Mark Zuckerberg's girlfriend at the beginning, who told him to go to hell, which made him create the hot-or-not website as kind-of retaliation (I understand that part BTW, is fiction).

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 5:03pm.

"SIR PAUL MCCARNTEY!”

Was this Lovato's misspelling of Paul's name? Ugh! Talk about adding insult to injury.
She was probably on her cell phone when she nearly hit Paul.

Rooney Mara looks like a 15 year old here.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 5:01pm.

I feel sorry for Bobbi cause her parents are such screw ups but enough of her already. She is not doing herself any favors and getting a show would be a disaster. Didn't she learn anything from watching her mother?!?

Submitted by Neurotic on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 5:00pm.

This is a role which was going to Blake Lively and not Rooney, until the film's banker declined to fund it if Lively played the female lead role.

In comes Mara, because the powers that be didn't like the fucking Gossip Girl girl, I guess.

Both Lively and Mara come from a connected background anyway, so I guess it was not up to anybody to make the decision besides people funding this movie(and all the other things they starred in anyway.)

I don't think I mind the way that she looks (plain or not,) but I wanna hear about the sucking director's dick thing,seriously.

I thought that being filthy rich would be enough for her to buy her way into a good movie career.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:53pm.

I thought that was Mischa Barton on (more) crack.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:53pm.

She looks like the kind of girl who eats her boogers.

Submitted by yucko on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:53pm.

Damn. I don't think she's ugly... but the waif-y striking, dark look does her service much better. This just looks absolutely heinous. She looks like some kind of neurotic, socially awkward nerd. If that's what they were going for, then this is a success.

Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:44pm.

Ugh, that dip-dye hair trend really does nothing for that girl.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:51pm.

Mara, you are a NARD!

For Madge that's bad, but for everyone else, same old news!

The vultures are circling Bobbi... I'm scared for her! ;'(

MadgesV, thanks for the info. I've heard that a song or two might be good and since I'm a fan might get them, BUT certainly NOT the whole album!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:42pm.

agirl, which one was Mara in The Social Network? I don't remember seeing her?

Tyroan, heheheeheh ;P

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:41pm.

LAWD, Madonna! MDNA definitely has some standout tracks, but this news is not surprising. The first single should have been Girl Gone Wild and not that piece of shit, Gimme All Ur Luvin. The fact that that song even made it onto the final track list does not speak well for the rejects. That said, there's a song on the album called "I'm Addicted" that is FIRE. With enough radio persuasion, Girl Gone Wild as a single, can save this album.

Madge needs to hook up with whoever she worked with on Confessions and/or Music. I want to say Ray of Light as well, because her tracks with William Orbit are usually her best ones, but even the one on MDNA is not their best collaboration.

I'm a Madge stan, but again, not surprised.

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Submitted by blaase on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:38pm.

Makeup does wonders.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:37pm.

Rooney Mara is so...average. Even in her Dragon Tattoo drag she still oozed average.

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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:35pm.

I usually think Rooney is pretty, but this is not the look. Maybe I just have a thing for goth make-up...

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Submitted by BlueOrchid on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:33pm.

Rooney Mara is pug fugly and Julia Roberts looks like a stretched-out piece of rag.

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:32pm.

Damn I feel sorry for K Heigl's kid...

Don't really care for Julia Roberts but at this point I'm just grateful it isn't Leann Rimes...

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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:31pm.

Rooney Mara is not pretty. Without makeup she looks like a dood, and not a good looking one either.

What is all the fuss w/her anyway? She's from a rich fambly, she lucked out getting a part in "The Social Network" which led to her sucking the director's dick and being in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo". Not talented, not pretty, not strong-willed or with healthy self-esteem or she wouldn't be starving herself to please the aforementioned director - she is all hype and no substance.

And an uglay weave. Girl is bordering on tragic.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:30pm.

Hahaha Madonna's album sucks donkey balls!

Submitted by ethang on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:30pm.

She is nothing but average. Now I understand her need to dress in all black because otherwise, she is as bland as they come.

Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:30pm.

Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 5:53pm.
There should be a law against giving the best jobs in the USA to the kids of billionaires. That would be you Rooney Mara.

Oooohhh... can we apply your law retroactively to George W. Bush?

Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:30pm.

Good grief! Talk about Miss Ordinary from Anywhere Street. Mara is just so plain.