Evening Crumbs

How many calico cats were skinned alive to make Rooney Mara’s weave? – Just Jared

Chris Evans is always making furrowy faces like a worried puppy or a constipated puppy….who is also worried – Lainey Gossip

Madge’s MDNA breaks a record, just not the record her ass was hoping to break – Towleroad

BREAKING: Beyonce spotted without the color blue on for the first time in weeks! (Unless, she’s tricking us all by wearing waterproof blue nipple paint) – Celebitchy

Jessica Simpson made a joke, I think – The Superficial

Ick. Nast. Save it for your escort ad, bitch! – Hollywood Tuna

Things That Shouldn’t Exist: Bobbi Kristina’s reality show – The Daily What Gossip

And then Halle Berry raged at a seagull and accused it of being a mole hired by Gabriel Aubry – Popoholic

Please tell me Ricki Lake’s witness chanted “GO RICKI! GO RICKI! GO! GO! GO RICKI!” as she walked down the aisle – ICYDK

Julia Roberts in a bikini. The end. – Popsugar

And Katherine Heigl added, “I did not feel that Naleigh gave me the material to warrant a Mother of the Year nomination, so I am withdrawing myself from the competition.” – IDLYITW

Keep your eyes closed, baby, KEEP THEM CLOSED FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!! – Crunk + Disorderly

One of them is Katy Perry, right? – The Berry

PETA (not the breadmaker) vs. Katniss – Videogum

I almost didn’t recognize Alicia Silverstone without her kids’ mouth on her face – Hollywood Rag

Does that dog know where that cigar has been? (SPOILER ALERT: Probably in Monica Lewinsky) – Cityrag

Paul McCartney almost joined Heather Mills at the one shoe only store and he has Demi Lovato to thank for that – I’m Not Obsessed