The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 10th!

Madonna is being assembled in preparation for her upcoming tour. - JMSTAHL

Runners-up:

You know your plastic surgeon is a quack when he uses rubber chickens for your thigh implants. - Bwhit19964

Warning : Steroids may cause knees to turn into Lindsay Lohan lips. - daisy100

With Lamar now out of work, Khloe starts strengthening her legs to carry the family. - WillDevil

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:20pm.

LOVE these! 'Grats all!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by pamorama_j on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 12:59pm.

Congrats winnahs!!!!!

Submitted by fauve on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 12:28pm.

Congrats, winners!

Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 12:28pm.

Congrats!!! :-)

Submitted by Bwhit19964 on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 12:27pm.

I FINALLY made it into the Caption This team!!! I feel soooo Sweetas.

Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 11:07am.

Congrats JMSTAHL, daisy, Will Devil and Bwhit19964 (awesome, loved it!!).
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:23am.

lol u funny bitches, gz

Submitted by daisy100 on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:02am.

Congrats winners and thank you MK!!!

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:52am.

Congrats to the winnahs!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by guest on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:46am.

Bwhaahahahahaha! Congrats to everyone.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:42am.

Congrats winners!! Frickin LOL @ rubber chicken and LiLo lips.

Submitted by yahbutnobut on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:20am.

RUBBER CHICKENS! AHAHA!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:19am.

daisy♥!!! xoxoxoxoxo congrats again!
great job everyone!

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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:18am.

Hahahahaaha congrats winnahs! Roid nightmares are alive and well...;]

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Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:17am.

These are all great! Congrats!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

Submitted by MikeyLikesIt2 on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:08am.

There's nothing like head from a Klingon.

Submitted by bigorexia on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 6:23am.

The answer to "Where has Madeleine McCann been hiding all of these years?"

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 5:33am.

Angelina cannot stop posing that leg, even at the gym.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 5:30am.

That's ROIDiculous!!

Submitted by Justmeyall on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 5:14am.

Can I get you any water while you're working out Mr. Stallone? OH! Madonna? I'm so sorry! My bad.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:50am.

Watch out young guys, Vadge is working hard on her vice grip.

Submitted by GossipNaked on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:00am.

And Chicken Cutlets finally gets her love connection - Turkey Legs.

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Have a vagina ready to go anytime with the new Vag-Flex ThighMaster! Pump your way to your own built-in vagina! (Side effects may include sore penis, addiction, atrophy of the arms due to lack of use, self-loathing and crusty thighs).

Submitted by Half.Mexican.Wonder on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 1:09am.

Submitted by bikefitter on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 12:04am.

Khloe's yoked after running home from Dallas carrying everything but Lamar's baby.

Submitted by Nescafé_on_ice on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:55pm.

Turducken!

Submitted by Nescafé_on_ice on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:54pm.

Turducken!

Submitted by crazyassmom on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:50pm.

Wait a minute....THOSE aren't Tysons!

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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:49pm.

And he's mustering up the gravy with his taint!!

Submitted by Tiddly-Winks on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:40pm.

Madonna knew she should have latched that baby gate. Those boy toys are always wandering into her private work-out time, asking for their allowances early!

Submitted by Nacho_Mamma on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:40pm.

Next week on "Locked Up Abroad" Chicken Mules: The true story of Colonel Sanders.

Submitted by Strepsi on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:31pm.

Turkey clean and jerky.

Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:19pm.

Knee-jerking.

Submitted by turnelbup on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:52pm.

Heavily hormone-treated escapees from the Tyson chicken factory have managed to assimilate into everyday society.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:46pm.

Panini trend? My ass!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by turnelbup on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:44pm.

This dude took that "hold an aspirin between your knees" thing too literally for too long.

Submitted by Sinnejma on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:41pm.

My thighs are so pumped I can only wear sweatpants, bro.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:36pm.

Most hated song by turkeys everywhere, "I've got you under my skin".

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:34pm.

Guns 'n Poses
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:29pm.

If you see two ripped little babies humping this guy's legs then you've been watching too much porn.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:17pm.

Coco is really working that mammal toe.

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:07pm.

never good at counting, Arnold knows his reps are done when the Butterball popup timers start going off

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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 9:55pm.

The dangers of taking thigh-roids.