And Yet, Jessica Simpson Is STILL Pregnant
As Jessica Simpson's unborn baby celebrates her 2nd unbirthday with an amniotic fluid pool party, her ex's wife decided that somebody needs to give birth and popped out a boy. Yes, Chace Crawford is a tia now! Tia Chace! Tony Romo and his wife Candice Crawford (who sort of looks like Chace if you squished his face and threw a blond wig on his head) pushed out this statement to UsWeekly:
“Hawkins Crawford Romo is now a part of the Dallas Cowboys family. He came into this world on 4/9/12 at 5:30 p.m., 8 lbs. and 8 oz. All is well with mom.”
HAWKINS CRAWFORD ROMO?! Doesn't that just plop off of the tongue like a concrete brick. Try not saying that out loud or a stranger bitch might give you the Heimlich maneuver since it'll sound like you're choking on a chicken bone. Hawkins Crawford Romo does not belong on a birth certificate, but it does belong in bronze letters on the door of a damn law firm in the San Fernando Valley. And I bet their stupid asses are going to call him Hawk. Hawk Romo. You know, they should call him Hawk Romo, because that's actually a good name since it sounds like an amateur gay porn star turned WWE wrestler turned bounty hunter.
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Romo is not at all attractive imo.
His wife is not all that either but I guess they make a nice tapioca couple.
Why is jessica still pregnant !
From the looks of these two, Jess probably has the better chance of making an attractive child, yet two fugs can make a beauty every now and then. Hawkins, man, and I thought Jess's name choice was strange.
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omagah, MK! i just choked AND peed mah pants trying to say baby heimlich's name.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:22pm.
I hope we're not planning to take notice everytime one of that brainless famewhore's exes has a kid 'cause that skank has slept with every guy with a publicist her father could hire. Nasty. very Aniston-like
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"Hey happy birthday, Jesus! I sure hope Maniston doesn't have any more birthdays"
You seriously need Pax Prentiss to step in and offer you some time at Passages or something because you have some issues. I'm not even bringing the snark - you're getting sort of creepy.
I think he is very cute, and seems pretty damn normal (I always thought he left Jessica over not wanting a celeb lifestyle). I can't decide if she is beautiful or not...it's like on paper she should be but it is some uncanny valley situation where she looks plastic and like her brother in drag.
How is EVERYONE who announced their pregnancies AFTER Jessica Simpson having their babies and she's still looking like a damn Hippo!!!
We need Detective LaTonya on this one, people!!!
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Before naming your child, you should yell that name a few times to see if it flows. That boy will definitely be called Hawk and his parents will sound like they're choking when they yell it!
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Hawk? Lol. They so will nickname him that. He looks like a cartoon character. & she is well...nvrmnd.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Although, regarding my comment below, I have a "normal" first name. They assholes essentially gave their kid three last names. I think if you're going to make your kid's middle name a family last name, give him a normal-ish sounding first name. My friends went the last-name-as-middle-name route and they named their kid Thomas. Normal.
He's all types of derpy looking and fug. She looks like a cougar, even though she's 24 or 25. Woof.
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Submitted by lislop on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 8:25pm.
No middle name??
Pretty sure Crawford is his middle name. It's not uncommon for people to use the mothers maiden name or a family last name as the middle name. My middle name is Pearson and I'm a girl.
i love Texans and their Texas names
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Ohhhh my she is HOT... I bet he's glad he got rid of big girl Jess...
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chace got all the looks in the family...
i never looked tony romo directly in the face before...not impressed...
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Submitted by Tiddly-Winks on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 1:05am.
Every time I hear the name Tony Romo, I begin to crave delicious BBQ ribs....oh wait, I am thinking of Tony Roma's.
SAME HERE TIDDLY!!
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Sheesh - she's all sorts of horror pageant wrong.
What's wrong with Steve, or Michael? You know, regular names?
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
"Hawkins" is a chauffeur name, and I didn't even recognize Tony without his ever present backwards baseball cap...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:38pm.
HAWKINS????
That is a LAST name, NOT a first name, you stupid fuckwads.
People fucking SUCK. The "need to be different", makes you look like a fucking ASSHOLE.
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Nah, this is not trying to be different-this is just Texas, y'all. This name does not surprise me (an involuntary, as in too broke to live any where else) at all.
he married the wrong lady.
chace is much prettier.
Every time I hear the name Tony Romo, I begin to crave delicious BBQ ribs....oh wait, I am thinking of Tony Roma's.
Say whaaaat?!?!
What is wrong with these people?
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
Never seen these two people before in my life.
I guess they're somewhere where you can get in wearing a tank top. She certainly is.......Dallas.
God-these 2 look about as interesting as cold oatmeal-tell me who they are again?
Give me Chestica anyday -at least she's got some personality.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
i think her sister chace is prettier.
Once again, thank fuck Christina gave Max a proper name!
“He’s the love of my life. I adore him and he’s such a character and he’s so happy and at the end of the day, that’s what’s most important.” - Xtina on Max
Hawk Romo...sounds like an excellent jock name.Hope the kid turns out to be just that.The wife has a tight athletic body.Looks like good breeder stock.
Oh yeah..I hope Hair Club For Men is giving ol' Tony endorsement money.
I hope we're not planning to take notice everytime one of that brainless famewhore's exes has a kid 'cause that skank has slept with every guy with a publicist her father could hire. Nasty. very Aniston-like
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
He's got the Charlie Sheen starter kit frontal hairpiece going on.
Where did I read that Jess was having her baby on the 11th? At the time I thought "no way she'll make it to then", but it looks like she's made it. So.... tomorrow's the day?
I can't figure out which one of these two creeps me out more. They look like the quintessential Mormon couple. Are they Mormon? <- serious question
Aw, c'mon. Doesn't everyone remember that Jessica only announced she was pregnant on Halloween? That whole "Yes, I'm a going to be a 'mummy'" thing? She looked four months along then, but she's a short little thing and probably started eating for two long before she got pregnant. Even assuming she was a couple of months along when she announced it, she'd only be ready to drop around the end of this month. If only she weren't eating 5,000 calories a day.
Romo looks really great - with his helmet on.
STUPID FUCKING NAME. what the fuck. so many unusual names that are really names. what a couple of fucktards.
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Hawkins/Hawk Romo? That might be one of the worst names I've heard in a long time. Hawk and mother Candy? It sounds like an eternal Halloween Haunted House at the Romo residence.
hawkins is totally a butler's name yet hawkins romo sounds like a law firm.
HAWKINS????
That is a LAST name, NOT a first name, you stupid fuckwads.
People fucking SUCK. The "need to be different", makes you look like a fucking ASSHOLE.
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Nice toupee Romo
STFU an give me that cupcake.
I live in Canada. Of course, I thought of this when I read what they named the kid:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:W._T._Hawkins_Cheezies.jpg
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oh, FUCK Romo......
why can't we just LOOOVESSS Jessica's 18 month old pregnancy?!?!?!?.......
I hate to admit, I actually went away for a few days and thought, I wonder if she had her bebeh yet..... Gross, yes.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I thought he was from Wisconsin. WTF kinda backwoods name is that? Even rednecks do a better job naming their kids:JimBob, Ernest Ray, Darla Jean, etc.,. He names his kid as well as he plays football. Schlomo is a better name.
Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 9:35pm.
I get kinda hot when LaChaylo talks all sportsy *blush*
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Awww :-D! *Pats Tyroan on the bootay all sportsy-like*
Jessica isn't THAT big. In my community, we'd be calling her selfish for not gaining enough weight to support the baby.
Homo Eroticus Poopus.
I get kinda hot when LaChaylo talks all sportsy *blush*
Tony Romo looks hella greasy.
Submitted by C6 on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 8:56pm.
Cinco de Mustache
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ROTFLMAO "cinco de mustache"!
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The insurance went up but that was DWM's fault, the damn crackhead.
On topic: This girl kind of looks like Sarah Chalke.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 8:56pm.
Cinco de Mustache
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ROTFLMAO "cinco de mustache"!
Team Hoverround (and liability papers for hoverround and shit
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