Posh Sounds Like A Really Exciting Dinner Date
Posh (seen here looking like an extraterrestrial Ruth Bader Ginsburg), David Beckham and their chirruns all spent the holiday weekend with testicle-faced Gordon Ramsay, and if UsWeekly is telling the truth, she probably only nibbled on plain Easter basket grass at dinner. A source tells UsWeekly that on more than one occasion, Posh has only ordered the guinea pig special at restaurants. One source said that at Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills last month, Posh only ate arugula with no dressing. Yes, Posh is that ho saying she's full after sucking down a blade of dry grass while you're sitting there chewing on a delicious piece of steak fat like it's bubble gum. (You really haven't had a delicious meal until you've tried to blow a steak fat bubble.)
Why does Posh even bother going to restaurants if she's just going to chew on greenery? The only reason to go to a restaurant is to eat delicious foods you can't order from takeout. The rest of the experience sucks. You have to put on pants and listen to strangers at the next table talk about their lives. Posh should've just stayed home and licked on the fern in her front yard.
Posh said recently that she doesn't have an eating disorder and I don't think this story proves that she's telling lies. However, I do think this story proves my suspicions that she's a fucking bunny rabbit. I bet her poops roll.
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extraterrestrial Ruth Bader Ginsburg
hahaha
she does look better in the other photos though.
at least it looks like she's feeding her baby girl, even if she's not feeding herself...
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Apparently she has a healthy womb. She most likely is healthy. Lot's of health nuts look old because of there extreme diets. No body fat.
Nasty. I'll bet she has no visceral fat around her organs either, that's going to catch up to her as she ages if it hasn't already. No kidding, how did she even get pregnant with Harper?? I would have guessed her body couldn't ovulate anymore.
these posed family photos are soo fucking fake.
we all know david probably has a secret phone with 12 women on speed dial.
during this entire staged production, david's mine would be speaking (in the minnie mouse voice) "hmm i love it when the crumpet rebecca licks my balls"
and as soon as posh yells "Cut lets wrap this up", David is on the phone calling some piece to hook up.
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Being from LA's Westside, I can vouch that every mom looks like her. The wealthier, the skinnier. I'm sure it makes her constantly insecure, as the competition's fierce! Aka they're taller and prettier too.
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Bigbendy, agree with ya and others, there must be something about her that David likes and she's funny and friendly in interviews... but yes, people who do this at restaurants *sigh*
Now look at that doughbebeh! ;]
"Skinny Bones Jones" heeheheh
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She has terrible posture. She's always sticking out her neck, like her head is too heavy to carry. Sad. Posh was The Big Deal when she & Becks wed, now she's the washed up former celeb who controls her weight because she can't control Hotty Husband's wandering eye and the skinnier she gets, the more his eye probably wanders...
i will never condone cheating spouses, but fucking hell posh spice, no wonder you're husband's dick wanders.
now im no straight guy, so i would be the last person to comment on what straight guys like, but i can tell they arent into bony ano chicks.
i mean, like EEWWW imagine when posh comes into the bedroom wearing her expensive Versace lingerie which cost $5000 and all u see is a bra and panties hanging on a stick figure, and her hip bone is potruding, with her stick legs, you can see her spine bones, rib cages and u can see her bones cleavage, and thats TOP off with an oversizes head and pig nose... HOT HOT
Sorry...double post...
I can buy that Posh was called Porky but I don't think it would have been because of her weight. It is probably because she has a pig nose (i.e. Porky Pig). I have heard her get compared to a pig because of her nose, much like SJP is compared to a horse because of her face.
Co-sign on the people saying that if they had her $$$$ they would eat expensive food all the time. Such a waste that someone who can afford to eat any delicious food she wants just picks at salad instead. Remember when Vicky was besties with Katie Holmes? I recall a tabloid magazine saying that Vicky and Katie would go out to eat at some famous Italian restaurant and they would split a salad with no dressing and a single piece of fish between them, order half a glass of Coke each and fill the rest of their glasses up with water to "stretch" the Coke. Can you imagine doing that while everyone around you was eating pasta and pizza and breadsticks??? Yummy yummy.
Meh, she's skinny alright, but I live in a SoCal suburb and a lot of women look like that. At the gym I see all these moms in their 30s, 40s and 50s, and they almost all have the same skinny, prepubescent bodies and plain, cranky faces. If she's anorexic, then I guess my entire neighborhood is.
One of her sons is uglier than the other.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Posh Spice was never called "Porky Spice" or anything of the sort.
She didn't look as good the first year, only because she didnt know how to dress. After year 1, she was always very slim and has been that way or extremely thin ever since. She was never criticzed for her weight with the Spice Girls. That was Baby but mostly the red headed one. The red headed one then went completely anno, Sporty got fat, Baby has pretty much always been the same and the black one has pretty much stayed the same until about 3-4 years ago when she finally let her ass grow to it's designated size.
Posh did a near naked runway strut right after having one of the boys, to literally show off her bones and get the publicity for it. These women are obsessed with showing off how thin they are because it gets them what they truly feel starved for and that's attention.
In other words, they're all assholes :)
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Hilarious. The main picture screams E.T. - no other words needed.
Surprisingly, in interviews Victoria is funny and charismatic (post Spice Girls).
Unacceptable! Harper Seven must be put on a one-spoon-of-baby-food-per-day diet and sent in for liposuction immediately. Seriously, though, she is SO damn cute!! I've never seen a bad picture of Victoria but, thanks to the above post, I have now.
Harper Seven is so fucking cute I want to EAT her. I love fat babies. They make me insane. I will make a complete fool of myself over a fat baby.
Arugula needs salty, sweet and sour on it. IMO. So I give it parm, cranberries and vinaigrette.
I know posh is supposedly the avant grade I fashion but I thought bell bottoms were kinda done (for the time being). I DID want to see her shoes but they're all covered up. Disappointing. Although she's probably wearing them to make her thighs look thinner or something.
He looks good in the new Burger King commercial.
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Submitted by Hautie on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 3:47pm.
"Posh should've just stayed home and licked on the fern in her front yard."
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LMAO!
So her insecurity about her looks... has manifested itself into her thinking, being the skinniest one in the room, will make her perfect. Bless her heart. She is just crazy as hell.
The one thing that bugs me more... is that new baby girl is always dressed in the most depressing looking clothes.
Geez how is it possible to only dress a baby girl in black and gray clothes?
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IKR? If I had a baby girl I'd go nuts dressing her in cute, colorful clothing.
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I eat arugula with no dressing all the time...it's delicious. But I follow it with a big serving of pasta and usually desert. I like food way too much to be that thin. She has some serious willpower.
Her chubby little baby makes me smile. I can't believe I just said that about a kid, but they have a cute family, and for some reason I like them.
Angeliana & Victoria should have lunch together 2 skeletons. I am sure both consider "air" a main corse.
Always funny when the self-centered who fawn all over themselves age really bad. Would you get a look at her neck? Reminds me of Gwenny's.
I agree that DB looks HOT in the commercial but he sounds so so chavy.
Harper's going to have one helluva eating disorder. I'm surprised Vicki hasn't already researched getting those chubby baby legs lipoed.
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All I know is David Beckham looks hot hot hot in that burger king commercial. He should take ET to BK someday.
Eh, I like her. She can be really witty in interviews and she gets to fuck David Beckham.
She's a self-absorbed asshole and a shit role model for her daughter.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 3:38pm.
What a fucking waste. This is a woman who could afford the best restaurants in the world and she chooses to eat like a sickly turtle. And she's beginning to look exactly like one, actually. Look at that neck...
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Right!? I'd be eating at Per Se and Nobu every single night if I had that kind of bank.
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Of course if she were fat and eating Krispy Kremes, everyone would be bitching too.
Yeah, because she can't just be a healthy weight instead.
I like arugula too but with a nice chunk of parmigiano reggiano and lots of olive oil.
Speaking of terrible parenting, diet-wise, check out this woman:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2119331/Vogue-writer-Dara-Lynn...
Good. Lord.
Submitted by Hautie on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 3:47pm.
The one thing that bugs me more... is that new baby girl is always dressed in the most depressing looking clothes.
Geez how is it possible to only dress a baby girl in black and gray clothes?
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Go ask Angelina Ho-ly! She started the whole drab baby clothes thing.
Submitted by Tatiana on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 3:43pm.
"I don't give a shit if Posh wants to starve herself, but I feel sorry for her daughter because I just bet Posh will pass on her (non-) eating habits. Harper will ask for a cookie and Posh will be all, "Now, now, dahling, do you want to get fat? No, of course you don't. You want to be pretty and skinny like Mummy. Have a lettuce leaf.""
I've seen mothers like that, especially in the newsagents when some poor five or six year old has the temerity to ask for sweets. I always have to restrain myself from slapping them. Either say no, or give the poor child some sweets. And don't ever point at the woman behind the till and loudly ask your child if she wants to look like *that*.
Also, this article came to mind, even though the mother in this case is fat:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1321719/Mother-girl-diet-age-t...
Co-sign on the dress the baby in some color comments. I get that pink can be nauseating - how about a nice periwinkle? Anything!
What in the fuck does David have to say to Gordon? DB is handsome but seems very close to Jess Simpson dumb. If Vic wasn't managing him we'd all know just how dim he is.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
@yesterdays...lmao! so secksay.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
On some level, I get this.
She was called things like "Porky Spice" before she lost the weight. She can't really win. Messed up as it is, she probably wouldn't have her career in fashion if she wasn't so thin. She can't carry off more weight.
And this is what it takes for most people to look that thin. I remember reading an interview with Heidi Klum a few years back. She said that people always asked her how she stayed so thin, while they were eating the clam chowder, the steak, the mash and the chocolate pudding, washed down with a glass of wine. Meanwhile, she'd be eating a small salad with no dressing, and a small glass of water. Her answer to that was basically, "duh". (That's from memory, obviously. It stuck with me because it was so honest.)
I do wish she'd have more fun, though. Everything seems so...hard for her. I appreciate a work ethic, but the thought of living her life exhausts me.
@ >Jack... racist reported!!!! olol
p.s. I still can't do >. idky!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
"Posh should've just stayed home and licked on the fern in her front yard."
BWAHAHAHAHA
I think I need a pair of those slender Depends that Pee Pants Lisa Rinna was hocking
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WTF are they doing hanging around together anydamnway? Seems like an odd pairing... is it because they are BRIH-ISH
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Everyone else is in long sleeves, and Posh is strolling about in a tank top.
With .01% body fat, how is she not freezing?
Harper is a cutie patootie but they need to add some colour to her wardrobe. Very drab!
Submitted by guest on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 3:24pm.
Girrrrl you know you're hungray.
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come up in here talking bout how she look like Janet Jackson... bitch look mo like Freddy Jackson.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
"Posh should've just stayed home and licked on the fern in her front yard."
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LMAO!
So her insecurity about her looks... has manifested itself into her thinking, being the skinniest one in the room, will make her perfect. Bless her heart. She is just crazy as hell.
The one thing that bugs me more... is that new baby girl is always dressed in the most depressing looking clothes.
Geez how is it possible to only dress a baby girl in black and gray clothes?
The baby looks like she belongs in the Adam's Family. Then again Victoria does look like Mortician most of the time.
This must be Exhausting for her... Keeping all of this up? No wonder she always looks bitter, bitchy, and aggravated. Just eat something already! My God. He cheats on you. Let it go...
@ Lucifer_Sam, co-sign! Im surprised she and Angelina Ho-ly aren't tethered at the hip bone sharing paparazzi photo-ops for relevancy.
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
I don't give a shit if Posh wants to starve herself, but I feel sorry for her daughter because I just bet Posh will pass on her (non-) eating habits. Harper will ask for a cookie and Posh will be all, "Now, now, dahling, do you want to get fat? No, of course you don't. You want to be pretty and skinny like Mummy. Have a lettuce leaf."
I have no doubt about this since it's obvious Poshy is already trying to mold that kid into her own spitting image. I remember when Harper was all of six months old and Posh was telling everyone that Harper got incredibly excited because they went to a Prada store. What pathetic bullshit.
It's true that she's free to mess up her health and looks by eating arugula. But it's a tad selfish to the folks who dine with her.
First, she's done her salad long before the rest of the dishes arrive, so she's just sitting there while everyone else is still cutting and chewing. Then they're tucking into the flan, awash in calories and guilt, while she's sitting there with an imaginary halo.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Funny, I caught Trisha Yearwood on Paula Deen yesterday playing in the sugar and bacon grease and butter and she is rolly-polly and I remembered married to rolly-polly Garth Brooks and she kept "Oh, baby WAIT till you taste this!" to Garth all through the show and I bet those two happy fatties make Posh and Beck look frigid.
I just hope Posh doesn't pass on her obsession with weight to her daughter. I hope Harper turns out to be a bit of a tomboy too.