Open Post: Hosted By James Franco Doing Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber can stop sharpening his pacifier into a shank, because I didn't mean it like that.
While still in PopoZao drag for that Spring Breakers movie, James Franco serenades you with a Selena Gomez song. Bitch gets into this shit. Why do I have a feeling that James Franco singing a Selena Gomez song while stoned into a next dimension looks exactly like James Franco eating an ice cream cone while having a constipated moment on the toilet?