Monday, April 9th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By James Franco Doing Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber can stop sharpening his pacifier into a shank, because I didn't mean it like that.
While still in PopoZao drag for that Spring Breakers movie, James Franco serenades you with a Selena Gomez song. Bitch gets into this shit. Why do I have a feeling that James Franco singing a Selena Gomez song while stoned into a next dimension looks exactly like James Franco eating an ice cream cone while having a constipated moment on the toilet?
via Jezebel
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It looks like Selena Gomez and James Franco are doing more than braiding each other's hair during their down time on the set of Spring Breakers. resume help
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as creepy as i may sound.. i prefer franco in his drag form haha
(((urmomma))) Sorry I'm tardy to the party but like everyone else said, document. And now that you've had a chance to calm down, do confront your boss with it, tell her you were trying to handle it professionally and she should at least do the same.
LMAO @ "see: bitches in the dirt"!! I'm glad you refrained from hip checking that bitch into the wall or smacking her in her crispy lips. *shudder* Sometimes (okay all the time) it's hard to be the grown up so good for you for keeping your cool. ♥♥♥
UR momma - healthcare is hell. As everyone else has said Document this and do it before time passes. You were correct to call security if your boss did not do anything. Your boss should have called security if she did not feel comfortable confronting the person who was harassing you. Your incident report should go straight to risk assessment.
"Shalikla!"
Urmomma, that lady sounds unstable. I'd document what's happened so far and bring it up your boss once more, threaten to bring in a lawyer if necessary. If it happens again, call the cops so they can have your complaint on record. It could help you bring charges later on. Good luck!
OnT: James is all about the drama, of course he gets into it. high high high
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((((((urmomma)))))) I don't get people that have to be such assholes! You seem to have brains and loyalty wrapped up with a killer sense of humor. Sorry your boss/friend dosen't have your back! She is the loser here.
I hope this turns out well for you, I so hate injustice...
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4 urmomma:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UD0c58nNCQ
Keep the faith :)
I got picked on a lot when I was in the workplace with other women. It sucked ballz on fire. I'm not sure what it is with women and hair, but, women of all races seem to be jealous of ANY woman of ANY race with 'good' hair. It's creepy.
BTW, my avatar is from a drawing I did when I was fifteen years old. If you put your hand over one half of the face, you will see two distinct faces with two distinctly different expressions.
STEVIE NICKS LIVES!
ok prior to this post, i had never heard a selena gomez song.
and can i say, wow i have been missing out?
selena is musically talented, no wonder she is hanging onto justin bieber like a paycheck.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 1:28am.
This story keeps getting worse. I can't say anything about the legal aspect, because I don't know your laws. It would be interesting to know what she says when you ask her why she didn't help you when you told her, three times, to take care of the situation and that the woman was being aggressive. I presume that you're going to do that. And, major yuck, that the woman got close enough to you to touch your ear with her lips, through your hair! Ewwww.
You sound like an excellent friend and a really decent person. Your boss/friend does not. After all you did for her, the fact that she completely ignored you - it's disgusting, and not just because she's your boss and should have done something to help you, as a boss.
She's supposed to be your friend, as well, so it's extra painful that she did nothing. No wonder you feel hurt! You have every right to feel really hurt and betrayed.
(((((urmomma)))))
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Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 1:31am.
{*whispers* DR, she was white as white. and I only mentioned my good Indian hair because she had to get really get close to touch my ear with her crunchy lips....the bitch was lipping my fuckin' ear through my thick stupid hair.}
For serious? Gross!
Crunchy lips!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO
Ear fucking is a serious infraction!
And super yucky!
Girl, document that shit and get witnesses.
That's ridiculous! No sane person should have to put up with that shit! EVER.
Maybe throw up on her next time? Take a few gulps of ipecac syrup right before you have to encounter her and then when she fucks with you like that, just projectile vomit on her and apologize profusely afterwards.
I've always found vomit to be a great way to control a situation because people can't fault you or accuse you of doing something nefarious. You just let the ol' vomit flow and alllllllll is forgiven (and you get a seat waaaaaaaaay far away from your nasty ass boss).
Good luck!
*whispers* DR, she was white as white. and I only mentioned my good Indian hair because she had to get really get close to touch my ear with her crunchy lips....the bitch was lipping my fuckin' ear through my thick stupid hair.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
The only thing Selma keeps hittin repeat peat peat peat is the ON button of her vibrator. There is no way The Lesbeaver is capable of delivering an orgasm to a female genitalia.
Thanks mickey :) and zorba. Ummmmm. How do I put this? My best friend is in human resources and my husband is a "boss" and what she did or the lack of seems to be against the law. I asked her 3 times at least to "take care of her" "she is being aggressive" and she sat there. I am more hurt that she/boss is my friend. Her mother died recently and I went to her funeral because I was hurt and wanted to be there....here fucking friend of 2 years...8hrs a day 5 days a week, I do not have that time with my husband or kids!.... I am not bragging or throwing it in anybody's face.... We are an office of 3....me (surgery scheduler of cardiovascular thoracic surgeons), office manager and a receptionist....I I I confronted our bosses when she/my boss said she was worried about her job as her mother lay in a coma, I asked them to go to her and tell her that she was "not in trouble" for the time she was gone. I did that so HER mind would be soothed. So she could mourn her mother w/o the stress of bosses. Me. and she can't stand up from her desk when I say "she is being aggressive" "please take care of this" three different fuckin times.....
I am more hurt than y'all have time for. I am sorry for ramblin'. Pissed. Cryin". Eyes puffy, but thanks, babes. I needed that posisitve love.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 12:25am.
You have enviable hair. "Indian hair" is often bought by black women because Indians can grow their hair crazy fast.
Let me guess the race of your psycho jelluz hater:
BLACK.
Or some bald, haggard, drunk white bitch (trying to be politically correct here for emphasis -cough-cough-).
Urmomma, you can record convos with your celly running in your purse. You can also tell the ho who is jealous of you that you are recording her from now on. See if she backs down.
Whatever you do, don't let her treat you this way.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 12:25am.
Urmomma, if the person in question is a protected 'minority' you are officially FUCKED.
White people can't say shit for shinola about bad black or Hispanic behavior without being excoriated to the point of being pariahs and fired too.
Your experiences is NOT atypical.
I'm sorry you experienced such injustice, but, get used to it until the tides turn.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 12:25am.
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Shit urmomma, that is fucked up. I have no real advice, unfortunately, just my sympathies. Do you work in a hospital? Do you have some big dude friend who could threaten her back or pretty much tell her "back off bitch"? I know in the past, there have been times where, terrified as I was, I had to confront a workplace bully myself and essentially tell them "I am not scared of you, back the fuck off." But when someone is mentally unstable (which your stalker might be), I'm not sure if you would want to do that.
What do you think?
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 12:25am.
Wow, Urmomma, I'm so sorry this happened to you and I'm truly appaled by the behaviour of your boss. You really should confront her with this, because when the next agressive person shows up you need to be sure that someone has your back. This is madness.
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Who is here? Any of my dlisted slutty friends? You know who you are...I will open this up to anybody who is not mt slutty friend, I need feedback: I was assaulted today at work by a patient's mother. Not the bruising kind, but this...
1) walked by me and gave the body "what's up?bump" while I had my back turned.
2)came back into my space from another room to get in my face/sapce again....aggression.
3) I turned my back on her again only to have her put her mouth on my ear. NOW! y'all may not know this but I have good Indian hair....it is THICK and LONG (I am 5'8)there was humidity in the air...BIG HAIR DAY...she touched her mouth to my ear to say what she had to say....
I asked my boss to her face each time to "take care of this" , "she is being aggressive" and my boss (2yrs) did nothing and continued her phone call....ALL IN THE DOOR WAY OF HER OFFICE.
I called security, I reported. I voiced my issue and left. NOT A WORD HAS BEEN SAID SINCE....I love(d) my job. And I am not the sort of pussy that drinks the milk if it is sour....I ahde every right to defend myself from the onset, but did not. I am hurt (the biggest issue) and pissed. Had I know the office policy was every man for them selves, I would have taken care of the issue when she bumped me the first time: see bitches in the dirt.
WTF?????????
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
So HOTTT!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 5:26pm.
he had the entire Twilight book series proudly displayed next to all his Twilight dvd's!!!!!!!!
Sorry but the Twilight crap is a deal breaker!
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Liz Lemon is smiling proudly saying "you go girl. No really. Go. Run from that man."
On another note. I'm bonding with my aunt right now by watching her fav show. DWTS. I cringe whenever I see The Tazmanian Devil. Her "dancing" sucked donkey balls. Please,please, please get voted off.
i think that was frigging cute as hell.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Ha ha, a twitard wanted to put his stake into EC. *snorts*
Oh jeezus EC! Looooool! I am dying over your story. That IS a deal-breaker, though.
Poor Cuppy!
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 7:10pm.
I loved your theory though, and it would be plausible in most cases! Men ( not you Whamo, Jack) are always trying to pull shifty shit. My ex was king of the shifty shit.
God, tonight's tv viewing sux!
I am definitely watching Game of Thrones since I missed it last night!
Talk to you guys later!
Thx for all the funny!
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who thinks Gary Oldman was a hawt Dracula. Love that movie.
Oh. I didnt know you had a mutual friend.
*removes monacle*
*passes christine tequila and a lemon wedge*
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:57pm.
Oh please, DO LAUGH!It is funny! My friend keeps leaving text messages for Bella Cullen!
I KNOW WHAMO, so many cool books on vamps, I mean seriously the Twilight chick over Bram Stoker???!!!
Oh yeah on Gary Oldman! Love him as a vamp!
Oh well, I did give it a try, so no biggie. I knew dlisters would love the story because we always crucify Twihards!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:12pm.
Whamo, if he had come out dressed as Lestat/Tom Cruise from Interview, I would have probably been a total kink vampire porn slut,
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Lol!! I'm sorry EC I shouldn't be laughing but I can't help it. I agree with you totally, a grown ass man should have nothing to do with twit lites. Of all the cool shit on vampires he "got into vampires" from twilight!!!? Bawahaaaaa!
I think your bang on to bang off this guy.
Like you say if he pulled a Gary Oldman cool vampire move on you it might have been....interesting MAYBE;)
Three weeks ago it was almost eighty degrees here everyday, now it's suppose to lightly snow tonight
"Dies from the flu"
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LOL@Preferred 's conspiracy theory!
I WISH that was the case! At least there would be an excuse, BUT I am afraid this dude is just weird! I saw no evidence of anything female OTHER than Twilight and a Seraphim Angel. No make-up, no clothes and I would have heard from the friend that knows him if he were some nefarious creature!
Nope I am afraid he is a TWIHARD! Ewwwwwww!
@Hockey- Years ago I had this HOT HOT boyfriend who was a cool martial artist, drop dead gorgeous, and funny as hell. Plus he was excellent in the sack. One day we were watching Baywatch, and you know the theme song at the beginning?This one- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqNXE07fKuw.
My dream boat starts singing to it, and then looks at me and says "This is a pretty cool song, isn't it" I thought he was joking, and laughed my ass off until I realized HE WAS SERIOUS! All of a sudden his cool factor plummeted! I didn't break up (at that point), but I just shook my head every time Baywatch came on! So, Jonas Brother's still isn't shocking!
Mmmm Lestat. Thats the only role I ever liked outta Tom Cruise. Brad Pitt almost ruined it for me though. He sucked! Pun intended. Sorry!
:¢)
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:07pm.
There was no fucking after what I saw! You would think with the huge deal I am making over this, that I found out he was a kiddie porn watcher, but I just think if you are in your 30's, your reading and viewing material would be different. I would hope it would be different.
I wish I only had a Jonas Brothers song to report on! I can't throw stones. I have Hanson (Mmmmmbop, I know, I know) mixed in with my System of a Down and Sevendust!
BUT I DO NOT DO TWILIGHT! *sticks nose in the air*
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Me either!! A friend of mine at work recc'ed it to me...Um...I don't want to be a snob but I was a lit major in college, so I didn't really think it would be my cup of tea. OH. MY. God. So incredibly bad I could not get thru it. Horrible writing, phrasing, plot...but I could understand how teens would like it. What I could NOT understand was the GROWN ASS PEOPLE who are into it!!! Seriously, people--- get a life!!!
And as for Hanson...yes, I have MMMMBop on my cd too-- next to Eminem and Puddle of Mudd and Metallica. So we all have our dirty little secrets. But a man in his 40s with the Jonas Brothers?? really?
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Evil Cupcake 6:11pm.
Oh hell no. I see rite thru that shite now. His chick is outta town or they're taking a break and he's trying to get some strange stuff. Stick with one nighters and do not take his calls.
*Remembers those old Friends episodes fondly*
*passes Cuppy condoms*
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:12pm.
Whamo, if he had come out dressed as Lestat/Tom Cruise from Interview, I would have probably been a total kink vampire porn slut, but how can you get in the mood with a guy when you know he is probably thinking he is Edward (is that the guy vamps name?) and you are Bella? Too weird for me!
NEXT!
LOL and my male friend (he's 47) got stood up on his Saturday night date because his date had to have her mom's truck home by dark! Hahahahahaha! I asked him "What is she 12?" He was like "No, she lost her job, her car got repo'd and she is living with her mom!" NICE CHOICE!
I have to admit I never would have thought I'd say that BUT I find the song super catchy.
Just checked the video and found it surprisingly cute + funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgT_us6AsDg
*goes to hide in shame*
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:07pm.
There was no fucking after what I saw! You would think with the huge deal I am making over this, that I found out he was a kiddie porn watcher, but I just think if you are in your 30's, your reading and viewing material would be different. I would hope it would be different.
I wish I only had a Jonas Brothers song to report on! I can't throw stones. I have Hanson (Mmmmmbop, I know, I know) mixed in with my System of a Down and Sevendust!
BUT I DO NOT DO TWILIGHT! *sticks nose in the air*
MJT 5:57 pm
That crossed my mind too. But I didnt want to say it. Or maybe his GF was out of town...that just crossed my suspicious mind too. Some dudes will put up photos and act like its just their place and overlook details like that. I bet thats his chicks shit. No wonder he's trying to fuck around on her.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:04pm.
I can almost tolerate an illiterate, who grunts to communicate, better than a grown man Twilight fan!
The sad thing. His book shelves were pretty much empty, except for the Twilight fuckery and angel!
I am glad that men have confirmed it is NOT normal to be into Twilight!
LOL, this just reminded me of a situation a female aquaintance found herself in a few years ago.
She was at this guy's house and noticed in his bookcase the entire Tales of the City series.
He turned out not to be gay, but he did turn out to be a cheater.
He was into the series because he grew up in SF.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 5:42pm.
did you at least blow him???
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Lmfao!!!!
So EC what if he had some depraved vampire porn tucked under his cofin bed, would you "kink fuck" him? You're making me laugh with this one:)
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:03pm.
Hee hee! I know! I feel bad for being so superficial! Like if he were my friend, I would have said "Dude, you have got to ditch the Twilight bullshit when a chick is around, put that shit in a closet!" I think he MIGHT have noticed how quiet I got after the Twilight reveal! Teach me to check out men's bookshelves and knick knacks!
Oh and he had a Seraphim angel (I think that is the name) on a shelf. He said his daughter bought it for him, but I now have my doubts!
Cupcake, I agree-- fuckandrun. NO MAN ALIVE is into Twilight, either gay or straight. I almost had to dump one of my hockey husbands (LOL) when I found out he had a Jonas Brothers song on his iPod. I forgave him ONLY bc he also has "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers and he says he has it bc it reminds him of me. :)
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 5:57pm.
Sadly, MJT, YES, they are his! He said, and I quote- "I was never really into vampires much, but Twilight has me hooked!"
COME ON! Until Twilight, you didn't like vampire's???? I LOVED vampires until Twilight!
I was so scared he was going to ask me to see the new movie with him when it comes out!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 5:26pm.
Not that anyone cares, BUT my "date" on Saturday:
Ummmm, yes, he is good looking, has a job ( a novelty it would seem these days), is nice BUT........He is 36, soon to be 37, and he had the entire Twilight book series proudly displayed next to all his Twilight dvd's!!!!!!!!
Subject matter aside, you should ditch him for having such shitty taste in books and movies (but yeah, an adult male who's a big Twilight fan is bizarre).