Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 9, 2012 / Posted by:

If they were on a singing competition show, you would call them a Male Vocal Group. We prefer the term Boy Band. The group’s image determines their commercial success, and each member of the group is assigned a particular stereotype (such as The Bad Boy or The Baby or The Nice One) so that the band will have the widest possible appeal.

There is a Boy Band consisting of beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire. Their public image is wholesome. However, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes that belies that image.

For example, there’s one member of the group whose moniker could be The Gay One. That’s right. Your teen daughter may be swooning right now over someone who isn’t even interested in her gender.

Oh, and there’s another member of the group who wouldn’t be interested in your daughter. His moniker could be… The Other Gay One.

Yes, that’s right, two gay young men in one popular group. (Although one does have a beard to maintain that desirable image). And here’s the most interesting part of all: the two boys are sleeping with each other.

Don’t tell your teen daughter. You don’t want her up all night crying because her mean parent destroyed her illusion. Besides, you eventually got over The Osmonds/ Menudo/ The Backstreet Boys, didn’t you? (Blind Gossip)

The only thing keeping One Direction from reaching New Kids level of craziness is a “gallon of jizz pumped from stomach” rumor and it looks like we’re getting one load closer to that. I’ll say that this blind item is specifically talking about the one with hair like a beautiful 20s flapper girl and his best brofriend whose name I’m too lazy to Google. Oh fuckit, I’ll just let this picture do the guessing for me.

Which D-list actor shocked a roomful of strangers when he announced he had to have his hemorrhoids surgically removed? The 30-something star, who’s more famous for his quickie marriage to a D-list TV actress and being the son of a Hollywood playboy, didn’t get the reaction he was looking for because no one recognized him! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Ashley Hamilton, but was he married to somebody else besides Brenda Walsh, because I know a bitch isn’t stamping her with the D-list label.

These two costars from a hit network television are both closeted, but very much in love. They have not acted on their feelings, but spend all of their time together. Last week, one star told the other he was willing to risk everything to come out together as a couple. As a result of this confession, the other star has broken off the relationship and refuses to acknowledge or spend any more time with the man he is in love with. Both men are heartbroken. (BuzzFoto)

Adam Levine and Blake Shelton, obviously.

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