Anne Hathaway Is Flowbee-ing Her Way To That Oscar
If Anne Hathaway doesn't hear her name after the words "...and the Oscar goes to" at the Academy Awards next year, she's going to snatch away fellow nominee (for Nurse 3D, obviously) Spaz de la Huerta's flask, soak the aisles with booze, pull a spark-inducing ginger hair out of seat filler Phoebe Price's head, drop it to the ground and burn that bitch down! Because Anne Hathaway is working hard to get her hands around that gold-plated dildo man and hos better recognize.
Anne is already eating nothing but dry apple seeds and filtered wind to look like a frail, sick, pussy peddler and now she's taken a pair of scissors to her luscious mane of brown locks. Looking about as embarrassed as me when I downloaded One Direction's album on Sunday morning, Anne left The Box (too easy) in London on Sunday morning with her hands covering her new Winona haircut. Anne chopped her hair off, because the character she plays in the Les Miserables movie sells her hair to Mama Tina Knowles to buy medicine or some shit.
Anne did it for a role, so I can't fault her ass for that mess of a haircut. There's short haircuts and then there's haircuts a mom frantically gives her 6-year-old son after he comes home from school with a new case of lice. (Seriously, my little cousin once showed up to a family party with a nearly bald head and was like, "My mom gave me an army cut!" No, bitch, your mom gave you a 'this little brat got lice and I'm too cheap to buy RID' cut.) Anne's haircut falls into the latter category.
When Anne is done with Les Miz, she can easily star in Press Play on iTunes: The Samantha Ronson Story.
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Damn gurl. You gots money. Buy a hat! Ur makin me hella uncomfortable over here.
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I can't with Anne of Ark holding up her hand like that. Self-conscious, really? Come on girl, you're out in public all the time. Att-ent-ionw-ho-re-al-ert! ;D
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Submitted by CholaMom on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:43pm.
It reminds me of when Julia Roberts started taking herself TOOO seriously and wanted to get away from her Pretty Woman role. Big mistake. Huge.
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I'll never understand the glory JR gets for her whore role. Just watched PW again the other day and her "acting" was absolutely fucking LAUGHABLE in that movie--she is just awful. Unfortunately, it gave her a springboard to success and ever-more vapid "performances."
Whenever she made Denzel's Oscar-winning moment all about HER, there are no words for how badly she embarrassed herself. AH has a long way to go in self-involved cuntiness if JR is the standard.
I can't stand her praying mantis looking ass.. her voice irritates me to no end.. And she can't sing for shit.. my son loved the Rio soundtrack where she "sings" more like a wrentching painful scream
I liked her in "Devil Waers Prada" but that's it.
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Please oh PLEASE don't let Anne Pathetique-away be nominated (let alone WIN) the Oscar for this shiite. Dear God NOOOO! Just the fact that she's cast as Fantine is criminal enough! I can't deal with any of this. I just can't.
She was cute in Devil Wears Prada -- but this? No. I can't stand her singing voice. Her guest role in The Simpsons almost made me stop watching (as if it weren't passe enough, she spoiled every scene she was in).
It reminds me of when Julia Roberts started taking herself TOOO seriously and wanted to get away from her Pretty Woman role. Big mistake. Huge.
Can't. Stand. Her. Anymore.
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I was at a fundraiser for a kid with cancer and this group of teenage girls, all with long gorgeous hair, all got their heads shaved. And no they're not planning on wearing wigs or hats or covering up, they're going to rock a crew cut to support their friend. I sure it helped that a bunch of them did it together but you know, they are some cool, classy chicks. So different so many of the spoiled vain princesses I see and hear everyday of my life.
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Cannot...
Cannot..
Cannot stand this one. She reeks of trying too hard..
I can't even name anything she was good in
Whoa, now she REALLY looks like the Liza Minelli of her generation. Covering up the buzz cut with your hand doesn't make it not visible, pendeja.
She is beyond insufferable - I mean, she even makes GOOPY look modest and genuine. Bleh.
Makes her nose and ears look bigger. She should have put a hat on if she really is that embarrassed.
That's no pixie cut, her hair looks butchered.
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I'm loving One Direction too and I'm a 49 yr old mom with an 11 yr old daughter who has no interest in One Direction! I'll forever be a kid! :)
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Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:45pm.
I hope her lice goes away soon.
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Hahahahahahahaha ! !
ahem. . . This role ain't Teena Brandon caliber. Bitch please. . .(in soup nazi voice)NO OSCAR FOR YOU ! ! !
She does look self conscious about the cut. In the thumbs she is touching it like we can't see. Whatevs.
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:47am.
LMAO!! Everything's better with a Burt on it. Where are you from in Canada...east or west?
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Horse with no mane.
Go ahead and throw shade my way, but apple seeds contain cyanide. And I'm a dork for knowing that. It takes a fair amount of them, and its more potent when pulverized....but yes. That ho Queen portrayed by Julia Roberts was on to something.
Forget Blandaway, who's the hot piece with her?
Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:52pm.
Must be for a role. I love it! It must feel so good to be liberated from all the hair. And, just think of all the cool haircuts she can rock on the way back to long.
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This must be your first ever normal post, Boston! Well done! What's wrong? Who has been nice to you and made you go all....human-like?
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So why didn't she just put a hat on to go out in public?
Oh, right. Her handlers wouldn't let her so she could play to the paps to create buzz about this movie. Bad sign about it already if they have to hype it so far in advance.
No, she does not have the classically beautiful features to sport a "pixie" cut. Her hair is/was her crowning glory. Her features are all exaggerated: bulging eyes, huge honker, oversized mouth, which somehow translate to an interesting face on film; so long as she has big hair.
She's a strange bird..always thought so after that scandal with that Italian schemer boyfriend, especially when she feigned ignorance about his dirty dealings. Right.
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Must be for a role. I love it! It must feel so good to be liberated from all the hair. And, just think of all the cool haircuts she can rock on the way back to long.
I also thought at first that pic was of Sinead.
I wish I could pull off a super short cut, but I don't have the face for it. :(
Submitted by TimberSteen on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:19pm.
My hair is only an inch longer than hers so I won't hate on the short hair. I resent the sentiment that a woman has to be Winona Ryder levels of gorgeous to pull off short hair because in my opinion that's simply not true, I've seen women of all shapes and sizes rocking pixie cuts. You just have to have the attitude and confidence to carry it off. Sadly, Anne doesn't seem to have either.
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I think the pixie cut works very well on a certain face shape; I had one for some time, and I got a lot of compliments on it...I have a petite, round face. It's a pain in the ass to grow out, though...you still have to get it cut every 4 weeks or so to keep it from getting raggedy. Too much maintenance for me.
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She looks a little like SamRo with short hair doesn't she?
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Anne's hair has always been her sexiest feature, so she just effectively got rid of the heat she had.
EPIC FAIL!
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heh, I thought it was Sinead when I first saw the pic (on my phone).
She's boring.
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I hope her lice goes away soon.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:47am.
LMAO!! Everything's better with a Burt on it. Where are you from in Canada...east or west?
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East. In Toronto!!! How about you???
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
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She needs a lovely babooska scarf.
My hair is only an inch longer than hers so I won't hate on the short hair. I resent the sentiment that a woman has to be Winona Ryder levels of gorgeous to pull off short hair because in my opinion that's simply not true, I've seen women of all shapes and sizes rocking pixie cuts. You just have to have the attitude and confidence to carry it off. Sadly, Anne doesn't seem to have either.
false modesty is extremely annoying. get over yourself.
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She doesn't look terrible with short hair, but you can tell she's not comfortable with it. Poor thing.
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hasnt she heard of WIGS?
where the hell are special effects hair & makeup.
dumb ho must wanna suck on oscar dick real bad.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:42am.
Lol!! In Canada, we just put a Burt on it...
http://smittenkitten.ca/products/gift/b01.html
LMAO!! Everything's better with a Burt on it. Where are you from in Canada...east or west?
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:28am.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:35am.
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Exactly! Put a fucking hat on it.
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Or if you're from Portlandia-- as I am--put a bird on it. :)
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Lol!! In Canada, we just put a Burt on it...
http://smittenkitten.ca/products/gift/b01.html
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
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She's too old. Movies are getting like opera where the boyfriend and girlfriend are giggly and over 40 when their characters are supposed to be barely 20.
I don't think she looks bad, and it will grow back. I'd shave my head for millions of dollars too. No pity for her here.
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It looks horrible
She got paid millions of dollars for this "acting" schtick and now she is embarrassed. Like everyone said put on a wig or admit it is just a publicity stunt to get attention for the shit movie. I too read the book and have never seen the musical - lucky me.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:35am.
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Exactly! Put a fucking hat on it.
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Or if you're from Portlandia-- as I am--put a bird on it. :)
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Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:51am.
Sooo basically wardrobe didn't want to spring for a good lace front wig and cut it short? All of this just seems like a big publicity stunt for the movie.
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I'm one of those weirdos who can always tell when it's a wig and gets distracted. It seems rare that actresses are willing to chop or colour their hair for a part anymore, so good on Anne for that level of dedication to the part, I guess.
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Very few women can pull off the pixie/gamine hairdo thing: Winona is one, and Mia Farrow looked fantastic with her Sassoon cut. What they have in common is perfect, delicate features (that was also the case of Jane Seberg, Bibi Anderson, etc.).
Anne is beautiful but her features are more pronounced (longer nose, wider mouth, bigger jaw) -- so the short hair only emphasizes her flaws.
I would be mortified too if I was her. She needs to be fitted with a good wig until it all grows back.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:35am.
I lOve Anne but why is she looking all embarrassed? I think she looks great. And if she didn't want people to see her hair, then it's called A HAT. or A WIG. You're in Hollywood, honey. Certainly you've heard of them.
I just don't understand the whole acting shy, covering the head routine. She doesn't seem like someone who would have the paps outside and then act like "oh don't take my picture of my new short hair!" So why the reticence?
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Exactly! Put a fucking hat on it.
She's clearly super-uncomfortable.
If Pee Wee Hermann and Sinead O'Conner mated, the header pic would be their spawn.
NOTE TO ACTORS- Cutting/shaving your head and playing the mentally disabled DOES NOT guarantee an Oscar. Ask Sean Peen and Demi Moore.
I thought it was Sinead at first
(Seriously, my little cousin once showed up to a family party with a nearly bald head and was like, "My mom gave me an army cut!" No, bitch, your mom gave you a 'this little brat got lice and I'm too cheap to buy RID' cut.)
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I don't know, I don't get an asshole vibe from Hathaway. I like this young woman. What was that twisted fairy tale movie she was in with the evil stepsisters?