Amanda Bynes Doesn't Ever Drink The Sweet Nectar, So Says Her Dad
This mug shot of Amanda Bynes with her hair the color of first time butt sex discharge was taken after she was arrested for allegedly sideswiping a cop car while driving under the influence, but her daddy says this isn't so. Putting his certificate from White Oprah's Night School of Enabling to good use, Rick Bynes (let's call him, White Montel) tells People that Amanda couldn't have been drunk on the night she was arrested, because her tongue touching booze is as foreign to her as working is. Rick says that Amanda blew a zero on the Breathalyzer and claims that the cop brought her in because she was emotional. "Miss, your ass is under arrest for driving under the influence of your own emotions!" Rick explained it like this to People:
"She was not drunk. I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn't have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn't drink. She was arrested because she was upset and very emotional.She is a good girl. She just chooses not to work, and because of that, people go after her."
Rick Bynes is obviously standing by his daughter and I'm sure Amanda told him that reading an intense psalm at bible study class, where she was coming from that night, rocked her dizzy and caused her to clip a cop car. But I have a bag of exotic tanned coke (it's brown sugar) to sell him if he actually believes this shit. Ho was twisted up on something and she went back for more.
TMZ says that less than 12 hours after she was released from the clink, Amanda went back to the bar at The Standard, the same place she boozed up at the night before. The Standard knew about her DUI arrest and denied her ass. They told that bitch to pivot and go, because they didn't want to be "associated with her in case she pulled a repeat performance."
Why was Amanda trying to go to the same bar, anyway? Did she think she was going to waltz in and the bartenders would cheer for her triumphant return as the regulars toasted to her first DUI? That shit ain't Cheers, bitch! That right there is called hitting rock Lohan.
Speaking of, Lindsay Lohan wasn't at The Standard on Thursday night, but Amanda Bynes was.... The plot thickens!
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Has he SEEN his daughter lately?? WIth all the drugging and boozing she's morphed into SNOOKI!
He sounds like my old next door neighbor's husband. His wife was being taken out of the house on a stretcher and I asked him what was going on and he replied "oh everything is fine". When in reality she had a seizure from trying to quit booze cold turkey.
I think it's safe to say now that all parents of actor kids are assholes.
No breathalyzer needed, her face and hair alone prove she's a drunk.
I keep thinking about this second life she's supposedly leading as a call girl. There's a movie to be written here and she needs to star in it!
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I know you all don't know me too well but I would hope if you saw ne walking down the street with my neck and face different colors you would throw a shoe at me. That said idk what's worse the anal leakage hair or the different colored head..
she even has Lohan's hair
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hope Mr. Bynes is enjoying his Egyptian boat trip up "the nile"
Wonk, wonk, wonk
Feeble attempt at comedy.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:40am.
what a motherfucker!!!!
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I have it on good authority that the breathaliser was faulty.
ha she's a good girl who chooses not to work ha ha
Christinethehoff, here is a the article from the Daily Mail. He even has pics of Hitler in his living room!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126591/Philippe-Loret-believes-...
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Bless him for trying, but it never helps to go out in public and comment further on you child's criminal activities, especially if they're famous!
"White Oprah's Night School of Enabling" - had me howling MK! ;)
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Yes, the police are out to get her because she doesn't want to work.
Follow that car! Idle person driving!
LMAO. If they arrested people in LA for being emotional, there'd be noone on the street.
booo who cares, she is a nobody.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/09/hitler-philippe-loret-secret-grandson/
wTF????
I have a german shepherd and I am not related to fucking hitler.
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Her dad is a dentist. But he's old and looks like death. Or Dr. Death.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2127481/Amanda-Bynes-father...
"My daughter doesn't drink.". That type of comment is from a deluded parent who doesn't want to know/confront who their child is and what issues they may have.
If one doesn't discipline their child when they're growing up, law enforcement will later in life.
A good father would have said: "My daughter has some issues, and her mother and I are going to see to it that she gets the help she needs to recover and value life again." Now is that so hard?
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"just chooses not to work"
yeah, um because she can't find her way out of the house in the morning with all the walls spinning, and ah, um, after hitting a police car or two it takes a few days for her double vision to go away, so it's like disability leave, yeah.
I was there right on the street watching just as the accident happened and she was obviously buzzed but not falling over drunk. The sheriffs were very non nonchalant with her (its weho everyone is drunk on a Sat night). She got out of the car once looked at the patrol cars scrape on the side and went right back in her car. I was about to pull out my cell to video tape but I just though it was another fag hag getting pulled over. This was just after 2am.
@Mike: Wheels, Degrassi
This article about Neil Hope "Wheels" is more recent and more in-depth.
http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1137795--degrassi-s-wheels-the-lost-...
OT: I got nothin'. Hmm, I knew the girl who played Tessa Campanelli on DJH (She slept with Joey, got pregnant, had an abortion - on the show!) and she's fine, unlike this pink-haired person. (That's kind of on topic.☺)
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I loved "The Amanda Show" and have always thought she was adorable. I don't know what happened to her, but her face looks awful. I know most people do not look happy in their mug shots, but she looks dead inside.
I hope she gets help with whatever issues she is having.
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I'm not excusing her recklessness, but she does kind of look dead on the inside (irregardless of it being a mugshot). I'm only assuming, but she probably has some sort of depression. Either from lack of work or just because. She was a child star. So. They usually have a screw loose at some point. Not even an Amanda Bynes can run away from that. Same goes for LiLo.
lol @ "she chooses not to work." Haters gonna hate!
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:02pm.
According to Wikipedia, "White Montel" is a dentist who does stand up.
Her dad is the real Slim Shady?
Daddy Bynes needs to go have several seats (preferably at a AA Enablers Meeting) with this delusional/ridiculous excuse. If people got arrested for being "emotional" then they would have to haul my @ss in at least once a month for PMS.
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I thought that was Ozzy's mugshot from his Black Sabbath days.
Considering the bullshit young starlets get away with in Hollywood, I seriously doubt she was hauled in for nothing. Remember, this is the PD that threw away the "crushed breath mint" found in the pocket of the pants that did not belong to Lindsay Lohan.
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Submitted by KA on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:17pm.
the comments here are so fucking funny i have nothing to add except wtf! wheels died? :(
http://www.thestar.com/iphone/entertainment/article/1132769--degrassi-st...
Sure, she failed the breatholizer because she was in an "Emotional state"
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I dunno, to me she doesn't really look fucked up at all in that pic.
Who knows, my drunkdar might be faulty.
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the comments here are so fucking funny i have nothing to add except wtf! wheels died? :(
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Aw, I didn't know Dinah Lohan is also Amanda Bynes' father.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
According to Wikipedia, "White Montel" is a dentist who does stand up.
"People pick on her because she chooses not to work." WTF?
"Reading an intense psalm rocked her dizzy..."
LOL, MK...
"White Oprah's Night School of Enabling" OMFG I'm laffin hysterically, holy shit =))
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Yeah, cause being upset and emotional is against the law and will get you arrested every time.*eye roll* . Great job, enabler-Dad.
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Daddy knows that she doesn't drink or work. How about fuckin the brothas? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"That right there is called hitting rock Lohan." -MK-
Oh, MK, this post was full of comedy gold. But, that line was the bestest.
Submitted by surely on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:37pm.
Yep. You can google it, but he died alone a few years ago. It was just confirmed/publicized in the past few months. Very sad.
She looks like a Muppet on Quaaludes in that picture.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:37pm.
Nanners, have you heard anything more about the death of the guy who played Wheels? To me that was really one of the saddest "celeb" stories of the past year.
Wheels from Degrassi?!
She chooses not to work?
Who wants to tell Dad that Amanda is willing to work it for $20,000 a night?
I know! Lol.
Daddy Denial. Derr.
wow i never noticed before, but she looks a LOT like dopey the dwarf
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