Happy Easter! | Dlisted

What better way is there to enjoy your Easter dinner of a Cadbury Creme Egg Sandwich and a pitcher of Peeps-tinis than with these pictures of the most beautiful princess in the Disney kingdom Zac Efron fapping to a glass of orange juice on the balcony of his hotel in Sydney? (Nothing turns Zac on like a whole lot of Vitamin C.) You know, Zac Efron was always like a sugar-free Twinkie to me and he's never done anything for me, but these pictures might be a game changer. When did Zac Efron drop his bronzer stick and summon the hotness like this?

And for those you screaming at Zac that he's looking like a fool with his pants on the ground and needs to pull that shit over his "made to bottom" ass, he didn't listen to you, but he did something (NSFW-ish) better. Happy resurrection of Jesus, indeed!

Bauer Griffin, Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Panty Creamer of the Day • Zac Efron

Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:04pm.

@ ESE I smiled. ;-)

@ Within Reason No worries! I was trying to show off my new AC/DC t-shirt but the pixels are so small no one can see it anyway.

Submitted by TimC on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:56pm.

LOL, I love that name, Zacquisha.

I agree the PPP is starting to get hotter, and the natural color skin is a big improvement. The sagging pants are always a bit of a turn off, but I'm gonna pretend that was just for the paps and not how he walks around like a 3 year old with a loaded diaper, and I'll let that one slide today. But the highlights in the hair are still a deal breaker.

Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:55pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:54pm.
Momus, here in IL we are in a fire weather watch, I don't remember ever having one. No outside burning of any kind.

Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:51pm.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:21pm.
Maybe he's just looking for Easter eggs. Damn, I promised myself I wouldn't go there.
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Im glad that you did because that made ma laugh my ass off .

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 4:13pm.

*straightens beer helmet*... way ahead of you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM

OT: uuummm... eeerrr.... hhhmmmm... yeah... still nada.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:43pm.

ESE, have another drink. I did, I was making this great salad, and left half of it in the sink... Had to go back and start all OVER! Good times! Don't drink and mix, I tell ya! So have another... ;p

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:41pm.

That Cadbury Creme Egg Salad Sandwich recipe is truly revolting.

That said, I don't like any egg salad (or hard-boiled eggs for that matter).

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:37pm.

Salma, Please, don't take my word for it! hehe It looks nice! I though she was considered attractive other than the beady eyes... I am sorry! ;p

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:36pm.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 4:02pm.

NO! NO!... WAIT!!... DON'T CHANGE IT JUST YET!

sure, it's a cheap joke, but... i haven't slept yet, and i bet you smiled... admit it!.. you smiled!... heehee!

OT: i've got nothing... i'm not even paying attention.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:32pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:58pm.

Salma is that you in the avie? Looks like Paz de la Huerta but can't be, she's clothed! Were you the one who had Mossy before? Confuse me why won't ya! ;p

Twinky twink twink!

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Yah, I had Mossy on my avie before. This is moi but now I'm going have to change the pic again. I'm horrified that I may look like Paz! YIKES.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:28pm.

Salma is that you in the avie? Looks like Paz de la Huerta but can't be, she's clothed! Were you the one who had Mossy before? Confuse me why won't ya! ;p

Twinky twink twink!

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:24pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:20pm.

I am fighting the urge to do my damn yard work, cause I don't wanna be the neighborhood heathen on the Lord's day, but man, I gotta get this shit done...

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Think of it as being outside on a beautiful day rearranging the foliage.

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:23pm.

I have a chocolate hang-over today.

Submitted by grounder on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:21pm.

I am ashamed to admit. Zacquisha is beautiful in my eyes.

**Quickly ducks and hides**

Submitted by Chris Knight on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:19pm.

HAPPY EASTER from TEBOW too:

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-22424932/video-tim-tebow-leads-easter-ser...

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:17pm.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:40pm.

you forgot to leave your secondary school's address... ya know... just for other folk's knowledge... *whistles*... *looks around un-voyeuristically*

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:14pm.

Scratch @ Sniff.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:10pm.

If you're spying on ESE, you could try what someone in my secondary school did. Someone found a hole in a classroom floor, which turned out to allow people to see into a stall in the girls' bathroom.

Because this thread kuh-LEER-lee hasn't degenerated enough yet.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:10pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:36pm.
I love to hate you, ESE!!
*drills hole in ESE's bathroom door*
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i wouldn't have it any other way, dahlin'!... *sets up full panoramic mirrors in bathroom*... what?... i want you to get my good side!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:08pm.

*twirling nipples in a non-sexual manner*

Yeah. That's not working for me, either.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:06pm.

I love to hate you, ESE!!
*drills hole in ESE's bathroom door*

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:03pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:28pm.

too late!!... *passes out flyers stating that UBF loves the poopy*

i really don't know how i'll wash the filth off of me for this one!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:01pm.

*coughs at straight man's point of view* ... nothing for you here... heheheh HOTT! ;P

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:58pm.

Ball-sweat, semen, poop, pee, all fall into the same category: unless we are fucking at that very moment, I don't want any contact with it (poop and pee is a NEVER, before I catch the scat freak reputation on the D)
I routinely find people's pubic hair while cleaning at work behind the counter. I lysol the shit out of our work computers, who knows what these freaks are doing there.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by TyInTenn on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:58pm.

Oh y'all know damn well I am gonna permanently bookmark this. Those nipples were made for man kisses and that ass....well...

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:52pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:11pm.

"I will never understand this "let me play with my balls" thing. You would never catch me twirling my nipples in a non-sexual fashion. Plus, now his ball sweat is on his iPad. Not using other people's phones or computers. Gah.
I still would, in case that was in question...."

Didn't they have some study, where they found that peoples' phones had, like, faecal matter on them, because people weren't washing their hands properly?

This is the first, last and only time I will ever say this: I will take ball sweat over that.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:51pm.

*coughs, and clears throat for maximum echo*... *takes deep breath*....

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY, ZAC!!!

sorry, speaking from a straight guy point of view, there is just too much going on with this twink for him to be anything other than gay... not saying it's wrong, 'cause it's not, whatever floats your boat, but for the love of all that is decent, stop getting 13 year old girls' hopes up, will ya, Zac?!... it's not nice, i tell ya!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:51pm.

Bossy, I always want to tap a guy on the shoulder and tell him that pockets go on your ass cheeks, not behind your knees, and that he looks really stupid.

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The clothes she wears, her sexy ways
Make an old man wish for younger days
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:51pm.

Maybe he's just looking for Easter eggs. Damn, I promised myself I wouldn't go there.

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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:50pm.

I am fighting the urge to do my damn yard work, cause I don't wanna be the neighborhood heathen on the Lord's day, but man, I gotta get this shit done...

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:50pm.

I don't understand the pants below or at the butt trend. I just don't get it. When my pants feel like they're falling a bit I pull them up. I can't imagine having that feeling be the status quo and not resolving it.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:48pm.

Here's my Easter contribution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:42pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:51pm.
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No idea what you all are talkin' about... *innocent eyes* ... but it works like a charm! ;p

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:41pm.

I will never understand this "let me play with my balls" thing. You would never catch me twirling my nipples in a non-sexual fashion. Plus, now his ball sweat is on his iPad. Not using other people's phones or computers. Gah.
I still would, in case that was in question....

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by flawsmosis on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:37pm.

Oh guys with cameras are taking pictures of me! Maybe I'll just slide my pants down all innocent-like by "accident". What a ho. lol

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:34pm.

Happy Easter, bitches!!!

You MUST hop on over to bing.com. The bunnehs! The wiggly noses! Can't. Stop. Watching.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by joanne on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:32pm.

Happy Spring everyone.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:29pm.

Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:30pm.
zomay, shhhh... don't give away the reverse pickup artist secret!
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I am the last person to give out pick up artist secrets. I am a big fail when it comes to pick up lines. I need to take a class...
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*puts on square academic cap*... *posts sign stating "so, you come here often? 101" on front door*... *fills keg*

what?!... the keg gave me away, right?... it wasn't the cap, it was the keg, right?

OT: happy chocolates, all!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by sonne on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:28pm.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:50pm.

@ sonne,

just pull UP those pants? I would pull them down. Lol. :)
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LMAO!!! That would be awkward!! but funny as hell. I wish I had the guts to do it. :D Oh wait, I just realized you meant Zac E. not the babysitter, lol.

Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:21pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:30pm.

zomay, shhhh... don't give away the reverse pickup artist secret!
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I am the last person to give out pick up artist secrets. I am a big fail when it comes to pick up lines. I need to take a class...

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

Submitted by Gingah on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:05pm.

This is shocking. I bet he poops, too.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:00pm.

zomay, shhhh... don't give away the reverse pickup artist secret! sheesh hehehe ;P

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:57pm.

EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:21pm.

HEY!!... not all guys do... we don't just... you don't know what you're talking abou... how did you get a hold of the man bible?!... heeheehee

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xoxoxo

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:55pm.

Like he didn't know...what an attention whore!

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:53pm.

Gottdamn he's sexy...I'd love to be a gay man for a while. Why the backward undies though?? Ew.

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:52pm.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:49pm.
Do guys really do that? Just play with their balls when they are alone and because they can?
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Sometimes.

As to my comment about aging, I think it's more genetics than anything.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:51pm.

Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 2:02pm.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:49pm.

Do guys really do that? Just play with their balls when they are alone and because they can?

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YES. It is in the Man Bible.

Thou shalt touch thy balls whenever possible.
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HEY!!... not all guys do... we don't just... you don't know what you're talking abou... how did you get a hold of the man bible?!... heeheehee!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:41pm.

Lovers keep on, MK did post it. Last sentence... it's nice... ;)

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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