What better way is there to enjoy your Easter dinner of a Cadbury Creme Egg Sandwich and a pitcher of Peeps-tinis than with these pictures of the most beautiful princess in the Disney kingdom Zac Efron fapping to a glass of orange juice on the balcony of his hotel in Sydney? (Nothing turns Zac on like a whole lot of Vitamin C.) You know, Zac Efron was always like a sugar-free Twinkie to me and he’s never done anything for me, but these pictures might be a game changer. When did Zac Efron drop his bronzer stick and summon the hotness like this?
And for those you screaming at Zac that he’s looking like a fool with his pants on the ground and needs to pull that shit over his “made to bottom” ass, he didn’t listen to you, but he did something (NSFW-ish) better. Happy resurrection of Jesus, indeed!