Jason Trainwreck Will Soon Own Half Of Brit Brit!!!! (Insert Maniacal Cackle Here)
Daddy Spears has long been the one who's in charge of stirring the pot of Velveeta grits that Brit Brit calls life, and soon her fiancé Jason Trawick will also get his own plastic ladle. Daddy Spears filed papers yesterday asking the court to add Sam Mer-LESS as one of Brit Brit's conservators. Jason will get legal control of his soon-to-be wife and Daddy Spears will remain the head bitch in charge of her money. Yeah, this doesn't sound creepy at all.
People says that it was Daddy Spears' idea to add Jason since he's going to marry the Louisiana trailer park blossom sometime soon. A source says that Jason won't get a map to the Fayva shoe box where Brit Bit keeps her fortune, but he will have control of her "well-being." A legal source type gave his professional opinion about this mess to People:
"This is a very unusual situation, because generally you don't see conservatees get married. This could be a sign that the couple's wedding is around the corner.This is probably a compromise between Britney, her father and Trawick to get the marriage off on the right foot. Obviously, her future husband needs to have a say in her well being."
There's something Boxing Helena-ish about this shit. Marriage is already a prison sentence for your genitals (unless you're marrying Anderson Cooper and then it's a never-ending real-life dream sequence for your genitals) and now Jason Trainwreck will get to legally pull on Brit's puppet strings? There's always been something shady about that Jason trick. Jason reminds me of that sleazy husband in an episode of 48 Hours Mystery whose neighbors say that he's such a friendly man and there's no way he had anything to do with his wife's death. That bitch. I mean, you can never trust a man who would be played by Robert Patrick (aka the go-to-actor to play a creeper) in the Lifetime movie of his life.
But then again, it could be worse. If it wasn't for Daddy Spears and Jason controlling Brit, she'd probably be lip-synching out her greatest hits in the middle of an am/pm to pay for her Frapps and Adderall addiction.


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I hope this Sam Merlotte fella truly loves and cares about Britney.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:08am.
Yep, I truly believe all of that.
Rather than say her mental illness was triggered or became more out of control post- Kevin, it is more accurate to say post-pregnancies and children. This is very common with psychosis and schizophrenia. And for fuck's sake, can people stop blaming this guy for just about everything. He is also a huge part of her support system and takes full care of their children.
If you look back at their relationship, it always looked like she was the wild one with him trying to hold her back a little and what I mean by that, is shield her.
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Britney has owners. This is just another fucked up entry into a fucked up life that is not going to end well."
All True. There seem to be obvious signs of multiple personality disorder, remember the pink wig girl and the British accent? She was reported to invite Paparazzi back to her house and then flip out and not understand who had invited them.
The disturbing thing is if you watch any of her videos you will see a hell of a lot of clone/multiple personality/ double type scenarios being played out.
I suppose it's possible that she is kept medicated for now and allowed to retire in obscurity at some point when she doesn't generate so much cash.
bexicle: Thanks for the info. Has Felicia said anything as of late? I really felt she cared for Brit and was like a second mom. I remember how uncomfortable she was when Brit was falling for Kevin ("Chaotic").
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Maybe it will work out. They Both look bat shit crazy.
I read an article a few years back that suggested Britney, during her meltdown, was talking about "running away" and leaving showbusiness and hiding somewhere. Once her father got full control of her, she was heavily medicated and instead of being allowed to fulfill her wishes she was sent back out into the limelight, dead-eyed and not giving a damn. Has Britney given a damn in years? No. She merely shows up.
Rich white men control Britney now and have since she was a kid. Given that she was plucked from an abusive family (with rumors of molestation), she was already a candidate for mental illness. Who wouldn't go off the deep end once coming to the realization that you're merely a product for generating money? I read an interesting interview with Britney done by Chuck Klosterman years before her break, and it was obvious that she had no clue who she was because she was so conflicted by her overt sexuality/still-a-virgin storyline. Britney wasn't self-aware as she hadn't developed a persona separate from the one she presented to the world (and likely didn't know how to, as she took on disturbing alter personalities at one point).
Britney has owners. This is just another fucked up entry into a fucked up life that is not going to end well.
Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 8:28am.
"I watched a documentary on Britney (can't remember the name"
You are probably thinking of Britney: For The Record. The whole thing can be viewed on YouTube in parts.
I just looked some it up again. I had forgotten why I used to love her so much. She is actually really sweet and adorable, and GENUINE.
I feel bad for Britney. She may be somewhat nutty but she deserves some happiness in life just like everyone else. Why is she so incapable of making good life choices? I feel for her and her bizarre life.
Looks like Harry Hamlin on meth.
He's got a Billy Bob vibe to him.
Submitted by IrishNachos on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:24pm.
Deb, that's messed up.
I watched a documentary on Britney (can't remember the name, but fairly recent, within the last 5 years I think?) and she's constantly surrounded by "assistants" who dictate her every move. She breaks down and cries several times, basically admits she feels she has no control over her life and feels like a prisoner, and tries on different wigs and seems to go into many different personalities. It was almost chilling, not to be too overdramatic. And then there's this, which is creepy...the Diana Sawyer interview:
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Brit's been like that for a while. I remember an interview/documentary on MTV around 2002, and in it they talked to a few of Brit's friends, all of which were from Louisiana. Her cousin Laura Lynn said that Brit would sometimes laugh uncontrollably, and talk in different personalities. It seems like she's always had these issues, but they came to the surface more post K-Fat.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 8:00am.
Fe (Felicia Culotta) still works for Britney and she would never go to the press anyway as she is one of the parents closest friends.
Wanna know who I'd like to hear from and who seems to have closed her mouth completely... Britney's personal assistant from back in her heyday - Fiona or Fee as she was called. Anyone remember her?? She was with Britney everywhere she went and was featured on "Chaotic". I always felt she had Britney's best interests at hand and was the voice of reason. When Britney started to make a comeback a few years ago Fee surfaced for a minute and said she was happy for Brit but then she disappeared again. I wish I knew her name to look her up. I think they also called her Aunt Fee but not sure if she was really related. I wish she was in Brit's life again. I think she left Brit's life around the time Brit married Kevin.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:20am.
Been covered before, but that 'blind' about Jamie Lynn being knocked up by a producer came from Enty, who has now been discovered as a fraud.
Look up Casey Aldridge and the kid, there is no mistake that the kid is his at all.
Submitted by chippychazoo on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 4:50am.
That article is hella old and it was written about a decade ago when Papa Spears was a raging alcoholic and left Lynne.
Most people say it is actually Jamie Spears who is the normal one, he is the one who pushed Landing Strip Adnan and Sam Lutfi out of Brit Brits life.
Lynne was the one who encouraged (not pushed) both her daughters into fame, and it didn't go well for either.
Read affidavits from the upcoming Lynne Spears V Sam Lutfi defamation case - the case is about Lynne writing in her book that Lutfi drugged Britney, which he denies.
Sam is obviously a psycho himself, but he says that Britney was and still is terrified of her father.
That said, Jason does really handle Britney now, Jamie Spears has lived back in Louisiana for almost 2 years.
The conservatorship is more of a permanent fixture than we think, it will not end immediately if the Judge has ruled that Brit-brit lacks the ability to make concise and responsible decisions.
Like others have said, it is really sad that this girls 10 year younger sister lives alone with her kid and gets on fine and the parents are dealing with the older child.
"...... In a terrifying encounter that lasted four hours, Britney’s father subjected me to a hostile drunken monologue while refusing to let me leave.
Every time I got up to go, he picked up a large carving knife and theatrically stabbed it into the wooden table at which we were sitting.‘You can sleep here,’ he said. ‘You said you wanted to know what it was like being Britney...’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1092519/The-day-I-saw-Britn...
Daddy Spears seems pretty sinister in this article. It goes on to recount how Britney has a love hate relationship with him, terrified yet dependent.
I've no doubt Daddy Spears is retiring as 'handler' of his daughter and passing the position over to Trawick. It will be sealed by marriage and this latest contract. Trawick has many years experience working for agencies that represent various young stars.
If you read up on mind control, you'll discover that many young stars who go off the rails in later life had abusive/alcoholic/controlling parents.
Submitted by the original be... on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 4:59pm.
I don't know how "weird," "odd," or "off" this situation is; but it makes perfect sense to me that Brit's husband would (should?) have a say in her conservator-ship. Frankly, I'm surprised the whole thing wasn't transferred to her husband-to-be.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:06pm.
The melody reminds me a bit of "Man, I Feel Like a Woman". And for that alone, she should be shot with a ball of her own shit.
I just feel sorry for Britney NOW. I was rooting for Jamie but now it just seems weird. Like WHY can't she be her own person again?
I don't think it's fair of all of you to pass judgement on her parents, assuming that JUST BECAUSE she is Britney and entered the business at a young age, her parents must be terrible.
Now, Dina Lohan, I will agree is a TERRIBLE mother. You can tell by things she does and says that she is completely in it for the money and couldn't really care less about Lindsay.
Britney's parents on the other hand, I think, are the reason why she is still alive today. If it weren't for Britney's parents, she would be dead now. They pulled her from some very bad people and helped her to regain stability.
And as someone else pointed out, Britney had a 7-album deal with Jive which she had to follow through without financial repercussions. I don't believe for a second that her parents pushed her into it. I actually think they are a very loving family.
I have actually read her mother's autobiography. I think she makes a very good point - how could they EVER have anticipated that Britney would be as big as she turned out to be? I really think they just let Britney follow her dreams as a kid, then one thing let to another and it got out of control.
This is her life right now and I doubt if it's THAT bad. Hopefully, she has some awareness of her disease. I work with a provincial Schizophrenia Society and while this is sort of unusual, I do wish for the patient's and family's sake that it was allowed to happen more often. Usually the patient fights it and wins - 96% of the time. Obviously, she isn't taking that route. I know folks who have probably not as much money as her, but were well off and went and spent it all in less that 20 hours on a manic spending spree or a psychotic episode that they have no recollection of.
I do not think that Britney's experience is special because she is a singer or anything...essentially she is still a young person with a persistent and manageable mental illness and her family wants to protect her and help her stay on the right track, which she needs. I have the feeling that medical compliance did not come easy to her because she very much believed that she was special.
She should get a lawyer and find out exactly what she needs to do to get her dad off her back. Him and this guy are just colluding to keep her working and earning. She should tell them if she is too sick to handle her money she is going to retire and they would figure out something. It's all about keeping her making money.
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Lynn Spears' book came out and quickly went double tin, probably because while one daughter was battling the crazy, the other was getting knocked up in her teens. And it has been alleged that she was actually knocked up by a Nickelodeon producer, NOT another teen.
The reason why K-Fed's not talking is because he signed on the dotted line and cannot say SHIT without serious financial repercussions. You really think Britney's handlers are going to let his sperm stand in the way of their checks? They'd have his fat ass erased with the quickness if it came to that.
Bottom line is this: if Britney was not Britney, but more Demi Lovato in terms of sales, they would have dropped her ass like a hot flash. But since she generates millions upon millions of dollars without doing much, is very malleable, and easily sold to a sympathetic market, they are not letting her go.
Parents like hers are the worst kind. They basically fucked over her childhood, and now have permission to fuck up her adulthood as well.
EPIC FAIL all around.
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They look like they are hanging out on the balcony of the Super 8 in Panama City. And they look like they belong there.
I wonder if this marriage hasn't been arranged so that there is someone to take care of Britney if something happens to her dad. It seems like her mother doesn't give a shit, so hopefully this man does.
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that she was married to a guy for 55 hours way back in 2004 and he's still trying to make money off of her? People hate on K-Fed but at least he doesn't seem to be selling stories for money.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:02am.
Real talk?
Britney Spears is alot sicker than the average person believes her to be. You don't lose your kids and have a judge to essentially declare you to be a child yourself...unless you have a history of episodes like this. Britney had her first PUBLIC breakdown more than five years ago. How many of these did they contain before the shit hit the fan I wonder? Of course her record company and her parents are to blame in part for this, and their way of containing the situation is beyond wrong. Your daughter, who you pimped out since she was a pre-teen is not certifiable bat-shit crazy on TOP of other mental issues ON TOP of being dumb (sorry, but she is), and then what do you do? You pimp her out in a NEW way on a new level. This shit is so shady I never really know where to begin with it all.
People always say shit like, "Oh, she looks great, she seems happier."
Bullshit. They've upped the meds and doubled up the Photoshop efforts and airbrushing.
I feel sorry for this child because she's going to die without ever having lived a life. And if you are of the opinion that she's had a life, you don't know what living is.
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Exactly. Who would let their daughter date that serial killer?
Whatever happened to that parenting book that Lynne Spears was pushing?
Real talk?
Britney Spears is alot sicker than the average person believes her to be. You don't lose your kids and have a judge to essentially declare you to be a child yourself...unless you have a history of episodes like this. Britney had her first PUBLIC breakdown more than five years ago. How many of these did they contain before the shit hit the fan I wonder? Of course her record company and her parents are to blame in part for this, and their way of containing the situation is beyond wrong. Your daughter, who you pimped out since she was a pre-teen is not certifiable bat-shit crazy on TOP of other mental issues ON TOP of being dumb (sorry, but she is), and then what do you do? You pimp her out in a NEW way on a new level. This shit is so shady I never really know where to begin with it all.
People always say shit like, "Oh, she looks great, she seems happier."
Bullshit. They've upped the meds and doubled up the Photoshop efforts and airbrushing.
I feel sorry for this child because she's going to die without ever having lived a life. And if you are of the opinion that she's had a life, you don't know what living is.
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Why do I get the strange vibe, that J. Trawick is a hired gigolo for Britney, chosen by her parents so that she stopped picking up random guys. Has he "managed" anybody before? Just saying.
You did not just write "Fayva"! This is why I adore you, Michael K.
I think she likes being famous. shes just not overly driven. I mean, if you can go on tour and walk around the stage lip syncing, why not? who needs the work ethic of madonna if you don't have to. she does have problems, but home girl is also laaaazy.
He does look a little psycho around the eyes but it could also be normal wily agent cunning hahah
He's applying to have a say in his family's welfare, too bad she hasn't done this for herself. It's a lot of trust in Trainwreck but provided she protects some assets for her children and herself, fuckit sometimes one has to go for it and be happy, and she looks it, even if he is her minder. ;)
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This whole situation is odd. But, I for the life of me can't figure out how you aren't stable enough to have custody of your kids, be alone w/your kids or yourself, have control over your finances, etc, but still be competent enough to get married. Seem like to me if you can't make basic life decisions, you shouldn't be getting married. Why would they even sign off on it? Surely she needed permission.
Nobody has to know her to know she isn't mentally stable. Sane people don't have conservators. Nor does every single person w/a mental disability. My sister is bipolar--with medication she acts like any normal person. My parents have never had to step in and take control over her life. I don't know why people act as if people don't deserve any sympathy/empathy simple because they are rich. As if it makes you immune to problems or suffering. Yes, she is a lot better off than most people in her situation but so are others who aren't famous/rich. It doesn't make their situation any less fucked up. To work for all she has to end up w/no control over any of it is crazy. If you have a conservator--by law--you are a CHILD.
This will all end in a suicide or a murder made to look like one. I hate to be cynical but I don't see it ending well or getting better for her. Hope I am wrong though.
The music industry is hell.. I read some if the articles on this website that I'm linking to, just to get an idea of who runs what, and it's very very creepy.....the stuff on Brit is just sad.
http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/jason-alexander-on-britney-spears-...
Exactly. :-/
Never hated on Brit Brit. When your own mother puts you in a provocative Catholic school girl uniform at 15 and has you sing "Hit me baby one more time", you are just totally fucked for life. I hope this guy is nurturing and feels the need to protect her since no one else has:(
Now, I am really wondering about her mental health. Is she never allowed to be alone in a room?
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Submitted by IrishNachos on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:24pm.
Whoa THAT was messed up! LOL! Then I was lead to some guy's theory that the Illuminati have been controlling Britney. Just whoa!
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Just because a person has a mental illness does not mean they need to be babysat or "handled" This all seems really fucked up to me. She could lead a productive and happy life if she was just left alone.
Deb, that's messed up.
I watched a documentary on Britney (can't remember the name, but fairly recent, within the last 5 years I think?) and she's constantly surrounded by "assistants" who dictate her every move. She breaks down and cries several times, basically admits she feels she has no control over her life and feels like a prisoner, and tries on different wigs and seems to go into many different personalities. It was almost chilling, not to be too overdramatic. And then there's this, which is creepy...the Diana Sawyer interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpguv7st7s
PSL, no shit! How about poor Judy Garland? MGM got her hooked on speed in her teens because she tended to fight the fat. From there she needed something to get her to sleep, then something to wake her up, and away she went. It's sad.
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It's really sad when her younger sister seems like the "fit" one in all this, and she was a teenmom. I think her chillrens would be better off with aunt Jamie-Lynn.
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