Passover Crumbs
Happy Passover, everyone! And I know I'm saying this as a picture of the iguana goddess dressed as the true symbol of Easter (sorry, Jesus) hangs above, but it's a fact that seeing Courtney Stodden as the Easter Bunny makes 9 out of 10 non-Jews convert to Judaism - ONTD
RPattz can pass as a de-zombied SamRo in a certain light, so I'm surprised Lindsay Lohan didn't try to scissor him right there - Lainey Gossip
Isn't it a little early for Pimp Mama Kris to start pushing Kendall Jenner into the Kardashian Family Donkey Show? - Hollywood Tuna
This is your Best Supporting Actress category on meth and THEATER! - Towleroad
How do I make a request for the ginger in the link above to do an impersonation of Salma Hayek as the queen of a Mexican drug cartel? - Celebitchy
Of course Duchess Kate matches her chonies to her dress like any refined royal lady does - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Today's shank eye provided by Grace Park - Popoholic
I'll take two of each - The Berry
Isn't every walk Kim Kuntrashian does, a walk of shame? - ICYDK
The Vanessa Lutz bump watch takes us to el playa - Popsugar
So I guess Brandi Glanville dyed her hair brown the other day - Just Jared
What in the name of Jackie NO is Tila Tequila wearing? - I'm Not Obsessed
Baby riverdancing - Cityrag
The Happy Meal lives on - Hollywood Rag
Hey girl, lighten up, it's not that serious - OMG Blog
Poke at me when Miley Cyrus quits the planet - Videogum
The Wise Voice of Reason: Terror Reid always is - Celebslam
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Everything about this chick screams "stripper." And if she's a day under 30, I'd be shocked as hell. I'll bet she stripped for a few years, saw her career was going nowhere and hooked up with an ambitious publicist.
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:39pm.
"Feminism" - a word misunderstood even by most women, and clearly you're not the sharpest tool in the shed sweetie. Haha.
Feminism is about one thing and one thing only - EQUALITY.
It saddens me how people throw the word "feminism" about without even knowing what it means.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 10:43pm.
Oh you have to love the British writer who couldn't WAIT to write about Ryan Gosling yanking her from certain death (!!!!) and then realized "Hey, I'm a feminist and this makes me sound rather female" and now it was no big deal (In of course a new column about it). Oh shut up.
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Since when does "feminist" mean opposed to or anti "female"?
Even if you mean "feminine", you'd still be a jackass. You're making assumptions about this writer's comments and why the comments where made, and tying them to your own bullshit against feminists. Grow up.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 12:38pm.
"Setting the woman's movement back 100 years!"
I don't really think that is fair to say about a woman who CHOOSES to dress like that and act like that. Don't you think it should be every woman's God-given right to look like a skank if she wants to look like a skank?
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god, I hope you're being sarcastic.
If not, I feel really bad for you.
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That's not what "feminism" means.
I'd rather see little Dougie in that outfit shoving easter eggs up his arse.
What a stupid cunt. I can't believe someone would be so desperate for attention that she would purposely make herself look like a jackass just so people would notice her. I guess that's why they're called ATTENTION WHORES...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 12:38pm.
"Setting the woman's movement back 100 years!"
I don't really think that is fair to say about a woman who CHOOSES to dress like that and act like that. Don't you think it should be every woman's God-given right to look like a skank if she wants to look like a skank? Feminism is about equality, not any kind of obligation or pressure to be a certain way. Clearly she enjoys the attention. Nobody is forcing her to dress or act like that.
Setting the woman's movement back 100 years! Didn't know it was possible for a female to look like such a kunt.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 10:42am.
"as a gay guy i wanna be her friend, because i just love hot messes."
I feel the same way. She seems like she would be a lot of fun to hang out with.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 8:24am.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 1:08am.
I see we've given up the whole good little Christian girl act because in most Christian religions I know, you don't slut up Easter.
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maybe you don't ... LOL
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Bahahaha!
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Courtney Stodden once again does not disappoint in the "Make an Ass of Yourself" photo shoot.
Way to go glizzard!
She looks like she's farting at someone.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 10:42am.
as a gay guy i wanna be her friend, because i just love hot messes.
love love love hot train wreck mess
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Tell me about it. I can't hate on this chick. Like Phoebe Price, she's harmless.
as a gay guy i wanna be her friend, because i just love hot messes.
love love love hot train wreck mess.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 7:53am.
What's with her tracheostomy bib there. ...I guess it does move you from a 3-input kinda gal to a 4. Yechh.
Four holes, no waiting!
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 1:08am.
I see we've given up the whole good little Christian girl act because in most Christian religions I know, you don't slut up Easter.
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maybe you don't ... LOL
Tara Reid cleaned up nicely! She looks better than she has in 5 years.
And as for CStod, I think back to how clueless and immature I was at that age and I give her a pass. (I was smart enough however to never hook up with a creep my grandfather's age. ugh) She's so innocuous. And she loves animals.
She's going to have to face the Brit dilemma in another 5 or so years; what do you do when you can no longer convincingly sell the 'hot, slutty teen' and you don't have any other talent..?
I guess you become Shauna Sands.
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What's with her tracheostomy bib there. Poor thing must have been smoking since she was three. Shame on you Court! I guess it does move you from a 3-input kinda gal to a 4. Yechh.
Firstly, nobody can deny that she has an incredible body. I think 99% of women would kill for a body like that, and no straight guy would turn her down. I don't think she has a bad face, she just dresses like trash and wears trashy make-up. She could look amazing with the right styling.
On top of that, I also think she seems like a sweet, good-natured person. Definitely not someone who deserves to be hated. She is just a little bit strange and screwed up, but then again - who isn't?
I'm in the "Iguana is harmless and has a lovely body" camp. I'm beyond hating her, although I can still giggle at her.
Humans Off Earth: "Jewiest goy" made me LOL (I call myself an honorary Jew). Lesbian Haggadah sounds like the BEST FUN EVERRRR!!! My late FIL was Jewish and even though he's gone, we still do (abbreviated) Passover Seders and Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur in his honor. A bunch of Catholix and an atheist (me) eating awesome Jewish soul food on the high holy days. We didn't do a Seder this year because Good Friday trumped it.
There's this thing where many of the Jewish women I know like to say "the only thing I know how to make is reservations!" but a few are fantastic cooks. Fantastic food-loving cooks who've taught me a lot. One is this awkward absent-minded kook who throws things together in the most slapdash, random way and her food is always delicious. And un-replicable because she doesn't know what she did.
humans off earth, i feel you on the seder/making your own family ritual thing.
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by jsl48813 on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 2:48am.
Oy-yoy-yoy, I am so telling your Mamah, so she can kick your tuches! Fershtay?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
sorry, but i would fuck that, and i am a Jew.
Wouldn't it be great if some hunter mistook her for a deer?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
This bitch. I see we've given up the whole good little Christian girl act because in most Christian religions I know, you don't slut up Easter. It's considered the most sacred holy day on the calendar.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by boredashell on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 10:53pm.
Plus, she'd probably be tweeting the whole time.
"Seductively spreading my sensually perfumed legs, and slithering sexily on my silk sheets. Orgasms are like candy - I can't get enough! MMM!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
At first I thought I was clicking on a pic to see brandi glanville's brunette hair and thought "hmm, she'd probably look good with slick brown hair". .. Then I clicked and saw falcor.. Fuck.. Made me realize how truly unattractive that bitch leann is...some nasty shit right there.
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OK, so she has nice, long legs. But if I were a dude, I'd be thinking, "Hmmm.... if I fucked her, she'd probably fake moan the whole time (plus, I'd feel like a rapist) and her hair would feel like bubble-wrap. Is it worth it??? Nah!"
Stodden, just sign with Vivid entertainment already and make some real money.
You know it's Good Friday when mankind is tormented by the iguana-like face of evil… in a sexy bunny costume. We need salvation here!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Oh you have to love the British writer who couldn't WAIT to write about Ryan Gosling yanking her from certain death (!!!!) and then realized "Hey, I'm a feminist and this makes me sound rather female" and now it was no big deal (In of course a new column about it). Oh shut up.
Her low budget glamour is making me sad!
god God when will it end with this whore....
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I have never loved life so much.
courtney stoddens husband couldnt afford a few more eggs and a couple more baskets to spread around, so we might not notice she is standing in a patch of dirt?
poor.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
humans_off_earth_now,
Sorry to hear about your ex. I went to a Reform Passover once (my background is Muslim), it was SO fun and lovely. It's truly a great holiday. So I feel you on that. :)
Yay...I love the Magical Easter Bunny!
Oh dear, Kendall. Pedobears around the world would approve.
love the kim k quote regarding kanye, " I respect and completely understand why you have to ask me those questions." bitch, please. you love the attention.
In the pics on ONTD you can see she is either wearing 2 pairs of panties or a cuchini!!!!
Submitted by catfight357 on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 8:48pm.
That is freaking spot on.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 6:34pm.
If anyone here hasn't seen 14's portriat of the porn iguana at Gallery of the Absurd, you must see it.
http://www.galleryoftheabsurd.com/2011/12/the.html
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YUP - my avatar and one of my ALL TIME faves on his site It's fucking SPOT ON.
I just spent WAY too much time analyzing those Lizard Stodden pics. I think I even found my new avatar - that spark plug photo is amazing.
It's about time Coho. It's not an official holiday if you don't have a sleazy photo shoot.
Saw the pic and I was like (in Rosie Perez voice) "I know thats not that little bitch who married/fu**ed that one guy to understand what happened in his show!!?! (it was)
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 5:28pm.
I just can't with that whore's stupid armband. Or that stupid whore, for that matter.
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Ditto. The bad 90s whore makeup is also pretty gross, too.
I thought Tila Tequila was strokey and not able to move the left side of her body or talk?
Wow, she sure did get over that pretty quickly...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Gods I miss Passover. And the incredible seders my late ex did. Damn could that woman cook. I'm not even Jewish but over the years she sure made me into the Jewiest goy I know (though like her basically an atheist) and especially sold me on Pesach. We even would write and refine our own lesbo Haggadah, with stuff like Moses' sis Miriam getting some wine and being welcomed in the door, etc
Some memories are so fine they just hurt .. the good thing is I really savored everything about that stuff at the time, didn't take it for granted, knew it was amazing .. sigh, now I live in a jewless redneckville .. would be nice to invite myself to some seder somewhere .. but why even bother, those times and moments can never be recaptured, perfection doesn't need to be
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Why doesn't Lizard Lips just pose for Screw Magazine and get it over with?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 5:31pm.
yea, cuz nothing says SEXY than a story about a dude nailed to a fucking cross... well played, whore.
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Niiiice!!!!!!
I just puked up a little gefilte fish (it's Good Friday, after all) when I saw that pic of the Lizard Princess.