Matt Lauer Is Staying On Today, Ann Curry's Days Are Numbered
"Guuuuuuurrl, what's that smell?" is a line that came out of the mouth of Ryan Seacrest's assistant this morning and his assistant quickly learned that smell was the lump of sad he made in his underoos after finding out that he's not going to replace Matt Lauer on Today after all. Matt Lauer will glib another day, and then some, because he has signed a new long-term deal to stay on as the co-host of Today for years to come. Matt's current contract expires later this year.
There's a reason why in the picture above Matt looks as awkwardly uncomfortable as GOOPY Paltrow when someone wearing clothes from Sears tries to hug her. Gawker reported almost two weeks ago that Matt wants Today to be a Curry-free zone and would only sign a new contract if the producers dropped her ass. Good Morning America has beat Today in the ratings for the first time in the history of forever and Matt is blaming the stale chemistry between him and Ann Curry for that. So since Matt has signed on, I'm guessing that Ann Curry will soon be saying "good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning" to the clerk at the unemployment office.
I liked Ann Curry before she took over for Meredith, but ever since then it's been painful to watch her. The worst is when Ann interviews a family that has just suffered a tragedy and she has to show with her face that she cares. I haven't seen that kind of blatant overacting since I watched a porn star wearing a dildo hat pretend like she was getting pleasure from another porn star humping it. I swear, a bowl of old curry has better interviewing skills than Ann Curry does.
Today should fire Ann, demote Matt to wine pourer and give Hoda & Kathie Lee all four hours. The ratings would plummet, but Joel McHale's heart would soar.
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matt lauer is a pretentious pigg-o. never watch the today show since hs. gma sucks mucho too. george puts me to sleep- bring on the hottie david muir! I'll watch his hot ass in the mornings!!!
I don't watch Today very often. I think the old hosts were better.
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I don't watch GMA and I could care less about any of these assholes.
Meredith and Matt.
That is all...
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Ann does need to go. She was alright at the news desk, but she is a dull weird dud on the couch.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:53pm.
BTW, guess who's guest-hosting the Today Show next week? Kim K. Not kidding. What. The. Shit?
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Way to make it obvious that your are desperate. Aren't we done with the K hoes yet? So bored...
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I've seen his wife -- total ice queen.
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Dog - Kim K was on today. Didn't watch.
Katie - OK
Meredith - OK
Ann - Sucks donkey balls.
Anyone but Ann. Natalie Morales?
GMA sucks donkey balls too.
I'm ashamed to admit this, but I think Matt Lauer is kind of hot. I've seen his wife -- total ice queen.
*Twat ducking*
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:57pm.
@dog, you are kidding right? PS I love your avie today.
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Nope. I read it on Page Six!
My smart little avie. Hee.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:52pm.
Fuck that. Make Joel McHale host of EVERYTHING.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:59pm.
I don't ever watch these news shows so I don't really care about either of them. I'm with CokeyBloke...Joel McHale should just do everything. Stephen Colbert (not Stewart) can sub in, on occasion.
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I second (or third) this suggestion. McHale is a hot slut.
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Good. Can't stand her whispering and pandering to celebs like Angelina. Ask a real fucking question.
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I don't ever watch these news shows so I don't really care about either of them. I'm with CokeyBloke...Joel McHale should just do everything. Stephen Colbert (not Stewart) can sub in, on occasion.
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Matt Lauer is a disgusting pig with shoes.
the amount of money they throw at him when it could be spent on much better things, makes me want to hurl.
Not a big fan of Ann Curry either. she makes my skin crawl.
@dog, you are kidding right? PS I love your avie today.
My impression of Ann Curry: ooooh, sowwwwwy.....
MATT LAUER IS SOOOOO GLIB
BTW, guess who's guest-hosting the Today Show next week? Kim K. Not kidding. What. The. Shit?
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Fuck that. Make Joel McHale host of EVERYTHING.
Lauer does cheat on his wife. A lot.
Ann Curry is as awful as Elizabeth Vargas and I didn't think that was possible.
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I always get the feeling that Ann Curry is faking that OH sooo sincere, caring delivery she has. She looks damn good for her age, though.
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Ann Curry makes me uncomfortable, it's like I'm holding my breath watching her and knowing she is going to screw up. Matt is a male chauvinist pig, his interview with Christie Brinkley about her narcissist ex-husband was so insensitive. Also there have been rumors for years he cheats on his wife.