Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jesus Stingray – Jesus Christ, our lord and stinger, has switched things up a bit and instead of showing his image on bananas and grilled cheeses, he’s gotten out of the kitchen and has moved to the beach. Erica Scheldt took a picture of a dead cownose ray on Sullivan’s Island in North Carolina and she didn’t notice that the face of Jesus was staring back at her until she uploaded it to Instagram and one of her friends pointed this out. Christ died so we can all get cracked out on Peeps this Sunday and he rose so that we can all see his face on cownose rays!
Unless Jesus looks like a malnourished, butt-chinned Jeff Bridges as The Dude with a Pac-Man tattoo on his cheek and an upside down coke spoon on his nose (or Chris Robinson getting teabagged and hit in the nose by a lollipop-shaped peen), that’s not Jesus! But I won’t be able to confirm this until I get to Heaven and Jesus tells me I needed to press the B button in the elevator and not the PH button.
Source: Island Packet via WOW Report