Amanda Bynes Busted For DUI
Since Lindsay Lohan has pressed pause on her felon foolery ways, some child star turned drunk mess has to keep TMZ's live stream court cam warm and that's where Amanda Bynes comes in. The Twitter poet, once retired actress and "chocolate man" aficionado is drying out in a jail cell right now after getting arrested for operating a motor vehicle while drunk on the sweet nectar. But Amanda really unlocked the THIS BITCH achievement by bringing attention to her drunkness by sideswiping a police car.
Gossip Cop says that Amanda tried to pass a police car at around 3 this morning in West Hollywood and failed hard when she scraped the side of it. The police pulled her over, figured out that she had a case of the drunks and brought in. Amanda's bail has been set at $5,000. TMZ reminds us that earlier last month, Amanda drove away from a cop while he was in the middle of writing her a ticket for driving while talking on her cell phone. Amanda later settled that situation by signing the ticket at the police station. TMZ also says that a couple of weeks ago, they watched Amanda stumble out of some club and tried to stop the valet from handing over her car to her, but the valet did it anyway and she drove off.
Some bitches are just TOO bold. Amanda was already winking at the law by handling a steering wheel while under the influence of Jack and then she went even further by flaunting her drunk driving antics in front of a cop? When it gets to that point, you just need to stop, put the car in park, take the keys out of the ignition, get out and head to the nearest bar for an extra tall glass of 100 proof fucks since you obviously need some in your body. You really don't give one F about anything when you try to pass a cop car while drunk. But I guess being good at life choice making really isn't your thing when you drive drunk in the first place.
Agent Cody Banks, please come and get this mess.
UPDATED WITH HER MUG SHOT: I don't know what's worse, her neck and face telling two different color stories or that her hair is a lovely shade of "washing period panties in the sink."
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mike!!! I dated a girl that lived in Muncie!!! They all crazy y'all!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
jack, I know you're in AR, but please watch out for those IN girls:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/04/06/christina-reber-charged-tearing-m...
Jack - I hate myself :(
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dumbass
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 12:57pm.
My mom always told me nothing is open after midnight except for strip clubs and legs. Neither of which are appropriate for a lady.
Thanks mom.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 12:53pm.
HOW ARE WE DOING THIS MORNING, MJT!!!!!!?
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 12:54pm.
Jack, my mother told me that "nice" people are home by midnight.
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My mother always told me as long as you are home before the sun comes up, it's not considered an all-nighter...
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The other day a girl was drunk on md 20/20 in the middle of the day...driving to see her bf...crashes her suv & her 8 month old baby girl was killed. Gahhhhh. :(((
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Jack, my mother told me that "nice" people are home by midnight.
I have always liked her...dunno why.
Idiot move though.
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Let the games begin!
Where I live, if you are out at 3am your ass is getting pulled over no matter WHAT the fuck you are doing... FACT.
*pounds peace sign on chest for my homies in jail*
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
This is what I will never understand. What is wrong with people? No matter WHO you are, if you can afford to drink, you can afford a cab.
"head to the nearest bar for an extra tall glass of 100 proof fucks since you obviously need some in your body."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
She was trying to get pulled over just like Annie did in Bridesmaids. Duh!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.