Tim Tebow Maintains His Beauty

April 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Because above everything Jesus hates crusty cuticles, extra chunky toe jam and nail stank, the new belle of New York City Tim Tebow got a mani-pedi at MB Nails in West Hollywood on Tuesday. We know who’s nails are going to send sparkle rays up to heaven at the church luncheon this Easter Sunday.

Tim Tebow’s date with Taylor Swift does more to fuel the gay rumors than this picture does. Contrary to popular belief, you don’t need to get a mani-pedi each week to keep your gay card valid. I’m gayer than pink flamingo nipple nectar (yes, pink flamingos have nipples) and my idea of a pedicure is chewing my toe nails off my with my mouth and smelling the extra dirty ones. And I wonder why hos refuse to kiss me on the mouth without a tongue condom on.

via TMZ

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