Thursday, April 5th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Bone Pugs-N-Harmony
The next time somebody argues against the legalization of marijuana, please show them this video as evidence that sometimes getting stoned our of your damn gourd produces magical and beautiful ideas. Several bowls were definitely smoked in the making of this fuckery (and I'm not counting the bowls those stoned ass pugs smoked up).
Source: BWE via Tastefully Offensive


Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:59pm.
LOL @ guest
I think I need to analyze my dream about Adam Levine last night. I can't stop thinking about him today. And I NEVER liked him before. In fact, Maroon 5 music isn't for me. What is subconscious trying to tell me? Why am I suddenly googling pictures of him & thinking he's hot as fuck. What happened to me????
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Here's the cure: Watch videos and look at pictures of (in their respective "primes") Mick Jagger, Jimi Hendrix, Roger Daltry, Scott Weiland, David Bowie, Lenny Kravitz, Dave Grohl -- in other words, really fucking hot and talented rock n roll stars). You'll be like "Adam WHO?" Trust me.
Anybody has other hotties that I missed, please add them!
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Michael Fucking Hutchence from INXS, God rest his soul.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 8:04am.
Tastefully offensive? Let's see if I can stay OT! Pity all around for all and I mean that, not to be mean of course, but to say I understand the weight of life pretty good at least temporarily. Two years ago, on Good Friday, my twin, a vet began taking his last breaths. This was at the end of months in a VA hospice. Unfortunately my brother smoked himself to death after not coming out of the service in great shape. This is true for most who are in the service. You are forever altered. We owe these many all we can give them. Thank you every single vet and soldier.
While in hospice we hung out in the smoking lounge with other vets listening to great music played by an agent orange survivor. Even staff liked to come in there. During the day it was packed. At night we tried to put a light hearted face on death and dying.
No one brought up their exact diagnoses much. Tried to keep it light. I know many of you reading suffer terribly. With ya. Trying to keep it light. Not ignoring.
P e a c e.
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Thamar - condolences for your loss.
(hugs)
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(((thamar)))
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God don't like ugly.
Great link, ESE... ♥♥ If it wasn't for you, I would still be thinking it's Saturday!!
*scratches head in confusion, rolls over*
*unicycles into thread*...*honks horn*...
just gonna deposit this right here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZQuIeK59To
it looks good there. it really ties the room together, if ya ask me!
sorry i didn't make it back last night, lovelies!
later, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Just like Homer Simpson, Grand Funk Railroad is/was many a vets
f a v o r i t e band.
Here's for you all I'm Your Captain
Shea Stadium, 1971
for Good Friday
Tastefully offensive? Let's see if I can stay OT! Pity all around for all and I mean that, not to be mean of course, but to say I understand the weight of life pretty good at least temporarily. Two years ago, on Good Friday, my twin, a vet began taking his last breaths. This was at the end of months in a VA hospice. Unfortunately my brother smoked himself to death after not coming out of the service in great shape. This is true for most who are in the service. You are forever altered. We owe these many all we can give them. Thank you every single vet and soldier.
While in hospice we hung out in the smoking lounge with other vets listening to great music played by an agent orange survivor. Even staff liked to come in there. During the day it was packed. At night we tried to put a light hearted face on death and dying.
No one brought up their exact diagnoses much. Tried to keep it light. I know many of you reading suffer terribly. With ya. Trying to keep it light. Not ignoring.
P e a c e.
ESE - What the fuck?!!! Must have been pretty bad, whatever it was.
You can't stop being nice because that's what you are - and we, on here, all love you because you are and we don't want your money :D - but it looks as if you're being taken for a hell of a ride.
If you're still feeling that way, though, here you go, take your pick and crank it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0YrXjeRSoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcsAxcXDXwE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
ESE, don't ever stop being nice. This world can not afford to lose a knight in shining armour. Just imagine also how grateful your former/current/i don't know girl will be! Here's wishing the three of you a Happy Easter, tee hee.
The same applies to everyone else, of course!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Chris E.: "benign" is a GREAT word! May your treatment be painless and cheap! :)
Unless anybldy needs any sex toy advice, I'm going to bed :)
Night all.
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God don't like ugly.
@Pretty
Yes, but ya'll have Lake S, some wicked cool draw bridges, and pristine beauty just a short road trip north. The grass is always greener in someone else's bowl! :D
Bangin' out for the night. Take care, all!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Lucky you, Bacon! I am in Duluth......soooo boring!
Chris Eccleston - I am sending you good vibes from Texas. ♥ ♥ ♥ . I'll even let you have Lester H.
Brian W. is still mine though.
Don't even think about it...
*lifts shirt oh so slightly to reveal glimmering shank*
@Pretty
Livin' and breathin' in the Cities as I type! LOL
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
@ESE:
*clinkyclinkyclink*. The ice is melting. Are you back from the four alarm yet?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Heck yeah, Bacon!
Any chance to get to Minneapolis! Are you from MN, too?
John Rich has been my pretend boyfriend since celeb apprentice. I am not a fan of country music, but I "listen" to his. MK refuses to post about him...Rude. But I don't push it because I love MK more, obviously!
@Pretty,
'Grats! No clue as to who the Mayer dude is. I do, however, know who Oscar Mayer is. As for the Rich guy, I would guess that I have a 50/50 chance of identifying him in a line-up. ;)
Make sure to hit Gluek's at some point that evening. Good beers and eatin'!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:44pm.
Good luck with your test! I am sure everything will be okay!! Try not to worry, easier said than done..I know.
WoooHooooo! I just won free tickets to see Mayer Hawthorne At First Avenue in Minneapolis. All because I said my dream concert there would be John Rich. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, MK..HATER. People know he's making a comeback. Gosh.
Also..does anyone know who Mayer Hawthorne is?
chris, take care, hon. best of wishes to you.
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by ESE on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:37pm.
Eh?
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
goddamnmotherfuckinsonofabitchbastardfuckingpieceofshit... useless motherfucking lying tramp bitch!!
sorry... had to get that out...
my former/current/i don't know mother in law screwed the pooch tonight, and i guess i'm going to be holding the bill... *opens wallet*... anybody else want some?!... leave me enough for a sixer, alright?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74HZNyc7QLY
jeebus christmas, i need to stop being nice.
*throws headphones across room*... i gotta go fix this... back in a bit.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, Ima just go on an buy you a bottle of Glenlivet. Break out the lawn chairs and I'll be by shortly. Got any Deep Woods Off? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Good luck Chris! I hope all turns out well for you (and it WILL!)
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Dark-sided!
Hey Chris E-hope everything goes well tomorrow.
I always get you and Chris Knight mixed up, which is too bad, as Chris Knight is usually a douchelord, and you never are. How's THAT for a compliment?
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:44pm.
Best of luck, Chris.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:59pm.
...Adam Levine... thinking he's hot as fuck. What happened to me????
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Here's the cure: ...Mick Jagger, Jimi Hendrix, Roger Daltry, Scott Weiland, David Bowie, Lenny Kravitz, Dave Grohl ...
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Deb, foolproof! Never remember any dreams so, am I lucky or what? Adds BigBendy...er David Gandy *fans self* ITA, on Dave Grohl, What? hahahahah
OnT: Cute pugs! Stoned out of their eyeballs, ALL OF THEM, doggies and persons, ALL! ;D
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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Dave Grohl. If I weren't in love with my husband......oh. Pardon my screen drool. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Chris- I just saw your post, too! Good energy and positive vibes sent your way! You will be fine!
Chris E: Take care of yourself, mate. Keep us posted.
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"I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style."
— Maurice Moss
@Chris,
Just saw too. Fingers, toes and nipples crossed for you!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
CHRIS! I just read that too! You will be okay....xoxoxoxoox
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Everybody here
Get it outta control
Get yo backs off the wall
'Cuz Misdemeanor said so
I forgot how awesome posters are on here. You guys were fabulous when my mother was diagnosed with cancer and I was still in Korea.
TelevisedRevolution, a lipoma is a benign fatty tumor. That's what you want. The one you don't want is a liposarcoma; rare but still cancer.
I'll let you guys know what's what first thing.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
daaaaaannngggg, those are some hot puggers
Chris E.,
I also forgot to mention that at one time the doctor told me he thought I may have a lump in my thyroid. He said "Well, if it is cancer, no worries. We can just put a needle in your neck and test the tissue". WHAT??!??! I freaked.
Turns out that it was nothing - just a muscle moving up and down. Why the ENT cannot distinguish that, who knows. Fact is, they have some great medicine nowadays. They can treat so many things. I know it will work out!
Chris E.,
I have been there - believe me. I agree with another poster here. You are going to be fine. I cannot speak for everyone else here, but please let us know how you are doing. The D-Listers are great folks, and I know we all care. Take care of yourself.
Chris Eccleston, haven't read back but hope you get the all-clear really soon! Waiting is the worst but wishing you keep well!
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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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oh, i loove lucid dreaming!
(whut?)
Chris E. - my condolences. Not sure what exactly you diagnosis is, but It sounds like cancer, and it sounds like a scare. Take my word, step by step, you will get through it.
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:16pm.
Found out yesterday I may or may not have a lipoma in my neck
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Chris, just saw this now and I too wish you the best. I hope with all that is good in this world you're going to be ok:(
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:16pm.
Found out yesterday I may or may not have a lipoma in my neck.
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I'm praying that everything is okay for you.
You're experience reminded me that I need to get a physical myself. Been putting it off for years.
Deb- YES! I think it was in the fall or winter, there was a post about her fucking Elvis' ghost (for real) and she was staying in Graceland with Scott. Yeah, I still would, too. But first I would hide my purse and valuables, because he looks like he'd leave you with 8 cents and tell you he has no idea what happened to your cell phone, but he's pretty sure you didn't even come in with one.
I really think Adrien Brody should get an HBO show. He'd be perfect for something like that. He's still a big enough name, he's still a great actor, and HBO has an open slot since they got rid of that one where all the horses kept dying. And looking at his IMBD profile...he's got a lot of time on his hands. :-(
Thanks guys. This is actually what my doc said yesterday so now I have an appointment to get a CAT scan on the 19th and also (for some reason) I have an appointment with an ENT guy on the 10th. I feel like it's a little much for both. Thankfully, they are benign. Just ugly.
I've noticed since I lost weight (oh, the irony). It's never moved, changed size or texture, and I've never had problems with it. I've never had problems swallowing or talking and my throat's never been sore. At my last physical in Korea, the doc did an ultrasound and said it was nothing. Well, the bitchy tech waved it off after I interrupted her bibimbap. Bitch.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 6:14pm.
Eww! Weiland hooked up with Spaz?
I'd still hit it (using maximum STD protection from Mr. STP!)
Brody is doing the same shit that George Clooney and Brad Pitt do in Europe and Asia. I mean he isn't booked to sing for Burger King, is he? ;)
I'm grateful for a chance to gaze on his gawky, sharp, sexayness.
I mean, Adrian isn't cranking out films like Nic (I'm Broke) Cage... If I have to see him singing about Stella Artois in some ratskellar or shaving, so be it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The pug at 1:40 looks like the curly haired goth kid from Southpark.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:37pm.
He maybe he a heroin addict who fucked Spaz de la Whatever, but Scott Weiland is so f'ing hot.
Speaking of f'ing hot- is Sinjin around? I saw ANOTHER Adrien Brody Gillette commercial. Adrien, I love that you are on my TV frequently, but man you REALLY need new management.
that purged the nasty K's outta me...more pugz less people whose name starts with a K specifically Kanye and Kim the Slut...I love a pug in a fro...but esp like the toothless homey...soo cute, definately legalize weed...best ideas come from weed smokers
Submitted by Preferred Username on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:52pm.
Oh, but first...I wish each and every one of you a very safe and Happy Easter.
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yeah, yeah... sure, "safe and happy".. yeah... make with the chocolates, already!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
And I'm out.
Oh, but first...I wish each and every one of you a very safe and Happy Easter.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:44pm.
Just a plain old country boy...
ETA: ARE YOU BLOND!? lol
Ok, guys, I gotta split... have a great night.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
@Chris E -- I wish you the best. Whatever it is, you just started seeing it, and you are quickly taking care of it, which is great!
It is easy to freak out, especially if you go to WebMd. I was positive I had pre-cancerous squamous situation commonly knownas "Farmer'sLip" or "Sailor's Lip". I had something else, thankfully.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson