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April 5, 2012 / Posted by:

The Guitar Pee Urinal – Billboard Brasil installed a working guitar and amp in a urinal at Sao Paolo’s Bar Aurora so that drunks can become a regular P.P. King, Pissy Hendrix or Pee Townshend with their piss streams. (Kim Kardashian will start her own band in 3..2..) This is a genius invention for one reason alone.

Sometimes when you’re standing at a urinal in a crowded bathroom with a line waiting behind you, the pressure to deliver a piss performance while inpatient eyes are staring at you becomes too much to take. That pressure builds into a gas bubble that loads in your butt and becomes your worst enemy. So you’re standing there, trying to push out from the front while holding in a fart bubble in the back. Hos are already screaming “PISS OUT, LOUISE!!!” at you with their eyes and now you have to worry about being known as the fart pee-er for the rest of the night. But the Guitar Pee Urinal solves that problem. Now you can piss out a loud guitar riff while letting out a butt riff without anybody hearing it. Put one of these in EVERY Mexican restaurant STAT! Speaking of butt riffs….

If Billboard installed a drum kit in a toilet and an auto-tune mic in a barf bin, you’d have everything you need for the perfect Ke$ha tribute band (or for the perfect Nickelback cover band)!

via Copyranter @ Buzzfeed

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